Hush, Love, Don't cry,
It'll be alright,
Hold me close,
As I administer the dose,
Listen to my lullaby of lies.
- Created By Mercury Dragon
I'm Too Sober To Die!
Tagged by Gemma...Dammit!
RULES
-You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
-Tag five people after wards.
-Leave a message on their page telling them they're tagged.
ARE YOU?
1. Perfect? No, I am human, and humans are an imperfect species.
2. Tall? HELL no! 5' is not tall.
3. In your pajamas? Why, yes, actually.
4. Left handed? Righty tighty, thanks.
LAST:
1. Friend you saw: PZ and Oni (on PZ's webcam)
2. Talked to on the phone: Erm...my coworker, actually.
3. Person to text you: My fiance.
4. Was today better than yesterday? Today is Saturday and I just woke up. I don't know how it will be.
FAVORITES:
1. Number: 13
2. Color(s): Most of them.
3. Fruit: Banana, orange, strawberry
4. Place: My fiance's arms.
EIGHT EMOTIONS:
1. Are you missing someone right now? Not really.
2. Are you happy? Not really.
3. Are you sad? Not in the least bit.
4. Are you bored? Pffft. Yes.
6. Are you nervous? Nope.
7. [Why is this question missing? Somebody delete it or something?]
8. Are you tired? Kinda...
CURRENTLY:
1. Eating? Schroedinger's Cat.
2. Drinking? Gypsy tears.
3. I'm about to: Kill my ovaries...
4. Listening to? "Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss" by the Bloodhound Gang.
5. Plans for today? Fart around on teh Intarbuttz, groan in pain, cop a feel Copperfield-style, pull a Nicholas Cage and become unhappy with life which will cause me to compulsively figure out the mysteries of life and stop the world's eminent destruction...And maybe do some homework...
HAVE YOU EVER
1. Drank bubbles? What the fuck? People actually do that? Pfft. Retards...
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Nope...
3. Ran away from home? Nyet, but I've contemplated it.
4. Broken someone's heart? Accidentally...But he was more of a girl than I was.
5. Been arrested? Nein...Well, not yet, anyways...
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? I wouldn't be alive if they didn't exist.
2. Yourself? Oh, FUCK YES. I can be/do anything/anyone...
3. Heaven? Yes.
4. Santa Claus? Still got plans to catch that fat bastard...
5. Do you like someone? Hurrhurr, I'm engaged.
6. Do you believe in God? Ja. He's up there, and He loves us no matter how bad we screw up. He is Love.
7. Answered the truth on all questions? Yes.
Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: Rolled off of my couch.
Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: This meme...
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Uh.............Some Jeff Foxworthy tour footage my roommate was watching.
Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: The Fine Arts building on campus.
Q: Do you smile a lot?
A: Sure.
Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: Rarely.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I can be...But mostly I'm a dick...
Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: On my couch, like I do every night...
Q: When was the last time you cried:
A: Hahaha, Monday night.
Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: "Stupid ovaries! Why can't you just die already?"
Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: Hm...9.5, 8.3, 9.8, 9.9, and a 2 from the German judge, who hates everybody.
Q: What do you hear right now?
A: “Remember me when you're the one who's silver-screened." ("Special Needs" by Placebo)
Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: My ovaries, uterus, and any other muscles/organs involved in that area...
Q: What's your favorite month?
A: Most of them.
Q: What did you do last night?
A: Uploaded my first-ever porn drawing to teh Intarbuttz, saw a kick-ass play performed by my university's theater department, chatted on IM with PZ & Oni on PZ's webcam, watched PZ and Oni be drunk Irish bitches on PZ's webcam, kissed my fiance, drank water, ate a cheesey-melt, watched mindlessness on tv, and fell asleep on my couch.
I tag the first 5 people who read this who haven't done this yet. If you're uncertain as to whether or not you just got tagged, yes, you were tagged. NOW GO DO IT.
Stay classy, Otakuites.
Larien~
~~TELL 'EM ABOAT DA BAH-LOOOOONS!~~
What's You Means We Can'ts Do Secret Santas?!
Mood: Super Squee times a krillion billion gillion!!
Music: None
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!! And Happy Birthday, Jesus!! And to anyone who celebrates other holidays at this time, [insert holiday greeting of choice] to you!!
Today, I woke up to the second white Christmas in my entire life!! The last time I got snow on Christmas morning was when I was 5 years old. We had spent Christmas Eve at my dad's oldest sister's house in Tennessee. That was the morning I put a hole in her wall with my new Barbie Doll house...This year, however, I'm on Daku's side of the state, celebrating with my future in-laws. I didn't knock any holes in any walls!! ACHIEVEMENT!!!
We opened presents last night, as my future father-in-law had to work this morning. He's a helicopter pilot for Air Evac.
I got the most AWESOME GIFT IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER last night from Daku!! I had to hunt all over the house for it, but it was TOTALLY worth it!! I got the Final Fantasy Dissidia PSP Game Pack, Crisis Core, a CC PSP carrier, and a FF Advent Children PSP skin!! I was sooooo excited!! Of course, I haven't opened any of my gifts from my parents, as I'm not home to do it...
Christmas has been good this year. I hope it's been good for all of you, as well!!
Well, since I won't be on again until January 17, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Stay classy, Otakuites!!
Excel~
~~Dr. Rockso, you's Santa? Aw, dis so confusing!!~~
Your Life Was Ended By Mermaids...
Mood: Meh...
Music: The Dresden Dolls "Coin-Operated Boy"
1. Make a list of 5 things you can see without getting up:
1) My pet baby T-Rex, Eric.
2) A box of amazing Swiss chocolate. TOBLERONE FTW!!!
3) A half-naked death-metal drummer with red dreadlocks.
4) Sharp objects.
5) The end of the world.
2. When were you last drunk?
Back when I took that trip on that ship called the Titanic. Yeah, it sank, and I laughed. Then I drowned.
3. What are you wearing now?
A t-shirt and boxers...
4. What's your occupation?
By day, I'm a lowly college student/housekeeper, but by NIGHT, I am....
a college student/housekeeper.
5. What is your favorite country?
Norway. I'm gonna move there. After I learn Norsk...Then I can play in the snow whenever I want!
:dummy:
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My wonderful fiance...Wait, does he even count as a person?
7. What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
Metalocalypse...It's a drug...It's a drug far more potent than Pickles could ever endure!!
8. What was the last thing you ate today?
Cinnamon-amon-amon apppppple oatymealz.
9. Post a video you enjoy watching:
Or not...Because I'm too lazy...
10. What websites do you always visit when you go online?
Yahoo, my university's website, Explosm, Facebook, theOtaku, deviantArt, LOLcats, Picture is Unrelated, Google Reader, Fanfiction.net, Least I Could Do, and Halolz. IN THAT ORDER!!!
11. What was the last thing you bought?
Gas. For my car. So I could come back to college.
12. What are you listening to right now?
"Stockholm Syndrome" by Muse...
13. What do you think about before you go to bed at night?
Your mom.
14. What is your favorite food?
Candy.
15. Do you collect anything?
I collect the tears of gypsies. Gypsy tears fight AIDS. Which I don't have because I have gypsy tears.
16. If you could play any musical instrument, which one would you play?
I CAN play a musical instrument! In fact, I can play 3 MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS!!! I can play piano, guitar, and the trumpet. BE AMAZED!!!
17. Where are you?
In front of my computer...
18. What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
Fadoo...
19. If you could be in any film/tv show/cartoon/anime, which would it be?
Metalocalypse. Only I'd be one of those recurring characters who doesn't die or get hurt...
20. Say something about the person who tagged you:
I was not tagged. I stole this because I'm a ninja.
21. Who are the 8 people you tag?
ANYBODY WHO READ THIS!!!
^^^This is my current background!!^^^
The Cyborg Slayers...
Mood: Blarg...
Music: The awesomeness that is Dethklok!!
So, I'm posting because I'm bored. And I'm a bit ticked off...And I wanna post to let you guys know that tomorrow, I will drop off the face of the Interwebz for a few days, as I'll be going home for Thanksgiving and my parents refuse to get anything faster than dial-up....
>__>
So, yeah, Thanksgiving break. IT. IS. NEEEEEEEEDDDEEEEED!!!! I'm tired of school. I'm tired of being on campus. I wanna go home for a few days. I wanna be with my family. I wanna make fun of my mom's stupid little half Pomeranian/half chihuahua idiot dog. I wanna just exist without thinking about school work!! Unfortunately, I must do work over the break...I have a 5-page paper due in Art History on December 10, a Philosophy of Education paper due in Ed & Growth on December 8, and at some point, I have a Philosophy of Teaching paper due in Principles of Learning and Teaching...Not to mention I have to teach another lesson in a public school on December 4...I guess I'm really ready for Christmas break, when I can REALLY go home and just exist without school work!
Blarg...
Robot Chicken is retarded...
The Star Wars thingy is on...
So, my ticked-offed-ness...On Fanfiction.net, there's this author, Mecha-Foot, who messages me every time I favorite her (his? its?) stories without leaving a review. The first time, I obliged and went back to leave a review. But the second time, it really ticked me off. I hardly have time to read, and I usually end up reading in between classes, and I've explained this to the idiot, but she (he? it?) insists that if I read and favorite the story, I MUST leave a review!! I told the idiot that I don't have time, usually, and that not everyone who likes the story is going to leave a review, and that she (he? it?) should just get over it. I also told the idiot that when she (he? it?) messages me like that, practically begging for a review, her (his? its?) intelligence level drops to that of a small child's, in my view. It's really ticking me off because the idiot keeps messaging me, and I really like the stories, but I hate getting the fucking messages!! It's really taking a lot for me to hold myself back and not cuss the idiot out...I think if the idiot replies again, I'm just gonna let loose on them...I don't know...I don't wanna get banned from FFN just because some child wants to play mind games with me...But it's really pissing me off...Grawr...Ignoring the messages won't work, because I have a natural curiosity...If the idiot messages me, I want to know what she (he? it?) says...
GRAWRAWRAWRAWR!!!
>M<
Okay, rant over...
If you've read this far, prepare for some major Dethklok/Metalocalypse obsessing...
By the way, if you haven't seen the newest episode, "Dethhealth", the following paragraph contains spoilers...
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!! I SAW THE NEWEST EPISODE ON SUNDAY, AND I REWATCHED IT TODAY!!!!! Spay and neuter your household pets, kids. We know that dogs have balls, and we learned that cats also have balls. And balls make more pets. I NEARLY DIED OF LAUGHTER!!!!! They destroyed the Sphynx, though...And OMG, Pickles was hilarious!! He was drunk/high for about half the episode. And he was video-taping his experience. OMG!!! And Toki had a pet cat!! >w< So adorable!! And Murderface dealt with the possibility of himself being gay...And Nathan dealt with his fear of suicidal dentists!! And Murderface and Nathan drank Bleach...That was hilarious...And at the end, there was a nice little techno song-and-acid-trip number that faintly reminded me of those uber-hyper chibi AMVs that people make on YouTube!! I loved it...BEST. EPISODE. EVAAARRRRR!!!! And LOL, they demanded that the word "death", when used in relation to themselves, be replaced with "hamburger time". However, they failed to change their name to HamburgerTimeKlok...Which would have been hilarious...And then at the end, Nathan took his dentist hunting, and the dentist blew his own head off with the shotgun...
Speaking of dentists, I have a dentist appointment on Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving...I have to have a cavity filled...I get happy gas!! FTW!!! I'ma take the gas and listen to my iPod, because my dentist is amazing and happy...And he won't take my peener out and play with it while I'm on the gas...Because I don't have a peener...And the gas doesn't knock me out, it's just made of awesome...I guess it's like being high, but I've never been high, so I don't know...At any rate, it's probably the closest I'll ever come to doing drugs...Illegal drugs, anyways...Prescription drugs are okay...And Ibuprofen...That's good, too...
People are starting to find out about my recent engagement!! ^w^ I'm gonna tell my parents tomorrow night, when I get home...I wanted to do it in person so I could see my mom cry...No, I don't like seeing her cry, but they'll be tears of joy and I wanna see her reaction, and I just KNOW she's going to cry because she cried at my graduation...Then, on Thanksgiving, I'm going to play "Let's See Who Pays the Most Attention To Detail" with the rest of my family. It'll be awesome...All my bridesmaids know, a couple of other close friends know, Daku's groomsmen know (3/4 of them, anyways), 3 of my coworkers know, and my Art advisor knows. And of course, you guys know!!
Well, I'm signing off now.
Stay classy, Otakuites!!
Excel~
~~Dey shoulds cleans da teeths wit a woman's boob.~~
Smexy Pickles FTW!!! I'm gonna make him my computer background...
We Fear Not Our Mortality...
Mood: Super squee!!
Music: None (watching CSI)
Okay, so on Friday, me, Celeste, Daku, Sako, Sekai, Anna, and Fluffy all went to A2F. It was amazing! On Friday, I cosplayed as Rosiel, from Angel Sanctuary. Sadly, I couldn't get pictures...My camera batteries died...Saturday, me and Daku cosplayed as female and male Ranma. We did a skit in the cosplay contest that night. We called it "How To Be Ninja With Ranma Soutome". Sekai filmed it for Daku. Here it is:
HE OFFICIALLY PROPOSED!!!!! I was so shocked!! And everyone kept congratulating us, hugging us, and taking pictures of us. And later, when we got back up to our hotel room, he gave me an engagement present: a professional Yuna costume!! I didn't like playing as Yuna in FFX, but I liked her storyline. So, I put the costume on and went downstairs with Daku to find some food for supper. While we were in the bar (only Sako drank, as she was the only one old enough and the only one who liked drinking...Sekai's old enough, too, but she doesn't like drinking...), Sammy Inoue-Hart was there, so me and Sako went and got our picture taken with her. For those of you who don't know, Sammy does the voices of the chocobos for the Final Fantasy series.
So, that's my big news. I also trumped the people doing the Anti-Twilight panel. During the Q&A session, I raised my hand and said, "Okay, I already know the answer, but I want to know if you can get this: In a fight between Edward and Blade, who would win?" Naturally, all 3 panel people said Blade would win. So I said, "Wrong! Nobody would win because Blade only fights VAMPIRES!!!" Everyone burst into laughter, and the panel people called me up front. The girl gave me a hug. The guy leading it first informed me that it was hilarious that I was dressed as Ranma, as his first cosplay was Genma Soutome (Ranma's dad). He then proceeded to bear-hug me and lift me into the air. This was before the skits took place...
All in all, it was the best weekend ever.
Well, stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~Achievement: Left the house.~~
