Hush, Love, Don't cry,
It'll be alright,
Hold me close,
As I administer the dose,
Listen to my lullaby of lies.
- Created By Mercury Dragon
Your Life Was Ended By Mermaids...
Mood: Meh...
Music: The Dresden Dolls "Coin-Operated Boy"
1. Make a list of 5 things you can see without getting up:
1) My pet baby T-Rex, Eric.
2) A box of amazing Swiss chocolate. TOBLERONE FTW!!!
3) A half-naked death-metal drummer with red dreadlocks.
4) Sharp objects.
5) The end of the world.
2. When were you last drunk?
Back when I took that trip on that ship called the Titanic. Yeah, it sank, and I laughed. Then I drowned.
3. What are you wearing now?
A t-shirt and boxers...
4. What's your occupation?
By day, I'm a lowly college student/housekeeper, but by NIGHT, I am....
a college student/housekeeper.
5. What is your favorite country?
Norway. I'm gonna move there. After I learn Norsk...Then I can play in the snow whenever I want!
:dummy:
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My wonderful fiance...Wait, does he even count as a person?
7. What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
Metalocalypse...It's a drug...It's a drug far more potent than Pickles could ever endure!!
8. What was the last thing you ate today?
Cinnamon-amon-amon apppppple oatymealz.
9. Post a video you enjoy watching:
Or not...Because I'm too lazy...
10. What websites do you always visit when you go online?
Yahoo, my university's website, Explosm, Facebook, theOtaku, deviantArt, LOLcats, Picture is Unrelated, Google Reader, Fanfiction.net, Least I Could Do, and Halolz. IN THAT ORDER!!!
11. What was the last thing you bought?
Gas. For my car. So I could come back to college.
12. What are you listening to right now?
"Stockholm Syndrome" by Muse...
13. What do you think about before you go to bed at night?
Your mom.
14. What is your favorite food?
Candy.
15. Do you collect anything?
I collect the tears of gypsies. Gypsy tears fight AIDS. Which I don't have because I have gypsy tears.
16. If you could play any musical instrument, which one would you play?
I CAN play a musical instrument! In fact, I can play 3 MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS!!! I can play piano, guitar, and the trumpet. BE AMAZED!!!
17. Where are you?
In front of my computer...
18. What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
Fadoo...
19. If you could be in any film/tv show/cartoon/anime, which would it be?
Metalocalypse. Only I'd be one of those recurring characters who doesn't die or get hurt...
20. Say something about the person who tagged you:
I was not tagged. I stole this because I'm a ninja.
21. Who are the 8 people you tag?
ANYBODY WHO READ THIS!!!
^^^This is my current background!!^^^
Ding Dong Doodily Doo!!
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to at least 15 people and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (artist)"
Pick Your Artist:
DETHKLOK!! (I dedicate this to tonight's Season 3 premiere! I saw a clip on Adult Swim this morning and WOW!! I'm excited!!)
Are you male or female?
The Gears
Describe Yourself:
Better Metal Snake
How do you feel:
Face Fisted
Describe where you currently live:
Volcano
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Go Into the Water
Your favorite form of transportation:
Hatredcopter
Your best friend is:
Symmetry
What is life to you:
Hatredy
Your fear:
The Cyborg Slayers
What is the best advice you have to give:
Go Forth And Die
How I would like to die:
Laser Canon Deth Sentence
My Motto:
I Tamper With the Evidence at the Murder Site of Odin
Now, dear readers, if you've read this far, I TAG YOU!!! Go do it. Have fun. Make people wonder what in the fucking name of Odin is wrong with you!!
Stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~Draw your sword, I'll meet you at the battle rock.~~
Thunderhorse...
Mood: b0x0rzless
Music: None (watching Looney Toons)
~*About You*~
Name: Sasori
Birth date: December 16, 1988
Age: 20
Country of origin: America FUCK YEAH!!!
Town Born in: Memphis, TN
Race/ancestry: I'm quite Irish American.
Religion: I think organized religion is a waste of time. I'm a Christian, but I don't attend any church. I've taken up a bit of a Nihilistic view point, though...I mean, from the day we're born to the day we die, we struggle and fight to avoid Death, but in the end, Death claims us anyways...
Height: 5'
Eye color: Hazel
Hair color and style: RED!!! And because it's so curly and thick, I keep it in a braid that falls down past my shoulders...When I straighten it (which is very rare), it comes down to the middle of my back.
Skin Tone: I'm Irish American...I'm pale and I got freckles...LOTS of freckles...
Tattoos: No thanks...I kind of want a couple, but I hate needles...
Eye-sight: I wear glasses...I have contacts, but those are a pain in the ass...
Names/screen-names you go by: Mercury Dragon (theOtaku), M3rcuryDr4g0n (here), Larien Mithrandir (FanFiction.net), Excel (nickname), Danna (pet name from my fiance).
Explain your username:
Somebody had already stolen MercuryDragon, even though that had been my screenname on theOtaku for YEARS and it is a totally ORIGINAL name I've had for YEARS...So because I'm teh 1337357 biatch evar, I used 1337 to make my screenname.
Explain your icon:
I'ma keel j00.
How would you describe your personality?
Hyperactive...I sometimes wonder if I have ADHD...
How would other people describe you?
Crazy, insane, nutjob, psycho...Take your pick...
Are you afraid of anything/have any phobias?
I have an irrational phobia of dogs...Well, ones that come past my ankles, anyways...
What’s your favourite physical feature about yourself?
My eye color and hair color.
What’s your most hated physical feature about yourself?
My poor eyesight...
Do you have any physical disabilities/ailments?
I'm practically blind in my right eye.
Do you have any SPECIAL/FREAKY Abilities 8D?
I'm double-jointed in my fingers.
Do you have any allergies?
Some kind of medicine called Codine...I don't think it's so bad that it'll kill me, though...
Are you the first, middle, last, or only child? And who are your siblings?
Oldest; I have a younger brother (by 21 months) who's physically bigger than me.
How many cousins do you have? Big family?
My dad has four sisters. 3 of them have 2 kids each, 1 of them has 3 kids. My mom had 2 sisters (one died). The dead one had 2 kids, the living one has 3 kids. About half of my cousins have at least one child of their own...
Do you WANT to have children? If so how many?
I want 2, but I wanna wait until I'm at least 30...I wanna be able to stay at home with my babies for at least 6 months because I don't trust people and me and Daku won't be living anywhere near either grandma in all likelihood...
What was your dream job when you were a kid?
I wanted to be a teacher.
What is your dream job now?
I want to be an art teacher...And I'm working towards it!!
What are your current responsibilities?
College....Ugh...........
~*Food*~
What item of food would you eat the most of?
Hrm...Chicken.
What is your favourite flavour ever?
Teriyaki. I use it on a lot of stuff....
Do you like meat?
Chicken and ham, yes. Ooh, and deer! Bambi tastes awesome...
What do you usually eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon apple oatmeal, a poptart, or teriyaki-and-cheese eggs. It depends on the day.
What is your favourite dinner meal?
Anything not served by our university's cafeteria...
What cuisines do you like best?
Chi-chi-chi-CHINESE!!!
What foods do you HATE?
VEGETABLES!!!!!!! >___< I hate them with a passion that burns brighter than 1,000 suns!!
What food can you not resist?
Candy...
What would be your last meal?
Candy...
Do you like any ‘freaky’ food combinations?
Peanut butter and popcorn...
~*Clothing/Style*~
What is your general fashion style? (eg: punk, glam, sporty, girly etc)
J-Rockish, but mostly whatever I think is comfortable.
What item of clothing do you wear the most?
My awesome black boots.
Pants or skirts/dresses?
Los pantalones, por favor...
How much of your skin do you like to show/cover up?
You can normally only see my arms, my neck, and my head...
What items of jewelery do you wear most?
Earrings. That's all I wear...
What item can you NOT leave your house without?
My tiny, pocket-sized sketchbook!
Hair up or Hair down?
Braided. Like I told you before.
~* Life Style*~
What time do you usually wake up?
Anywhere between 5:30 am and 9 am.
What time do you usually go to sleep?
Somewhere around midnight.
How often do you bathe/shower?
Every day.
Do you exercise regularly?
Does Dance Dance Revolution count? I kick ass at that game. Oh, and I walk all over campus (which is small....I can get from one end to the other in five minutes...)
How often do you go out drinking?
Never. Beer tastes nasty and I haven't been able to taste wine yet...But that's changing on the day after my birthday (after Finals are over)!! I'm going out with my Sako-nee and Andrea, and my fiance's gonna be the designated driver, since he will still only be 20.
What do you do most in your spare time?
Draw, write fanfiction, and snoop on the interwebz.
Name your hobbies:
Drawing, writing fanfiction, watching tv, playing Guitar Hero 2, playing DDR, and writing random pop-culture quotes in sidewalk chalk all around campus.
How many pets have you had in your life?
Several kitties (wayward kitties FTW!), a couple goldfish, and 2 "siamese" fighting fish...I only have one fishy at the moment because I don't allow them to pal around...
How many houses have you lived in in your life?
3.
What sort of ‘vehicle’ do you own?
A 2002 white Ford Focus named Sephy.
What’s your current job?
Working with Housekeeping here on campus.
~*Your Favorite-?*~
Color(s): Most colors (not pink), and black is my favorite shade.
Animal: DRAGON!!!
Season: Any of them, but my preference is winter.
Scenery: mountains
Plant/flower: Blue rose
Sweet/treat: Almond Joy, Starburst, or cheesecake.
Game: DDR, Guitar Hero, and Tekken.
Sport: The NASCAR-Type Theatrical Hybrid Event.
Shop: Thrift stores....
Brand: Whatever's comfortable.
Cultures: Scandinavian, Asian.
Town/City: London, England (yeah, I've been there!)
Style of music: Anything I deem awesome enough to put on my computer/iPod.
Favourite Songs: Currently, "The Gears" and "Arterial Black".
Favourite Movies: Johnny Depp movies, Adam Sandler movies, Jim Henson movies, and Wayne's World.
Favourite TV shows: Metalocalypse, Family Guy, South Park, House M.D.
Favourite Animes: Naruto, Saiyuki, Angel Sanctuary, Ranma 1/2.
Favourite Authors: Eoin Colfer, Anne Rice, Christine Feehan.
Favourite Ships/Pairings: SasoDei, NaruHina...Um...I'ono, whatever I'm in the mood for.
Favourite place to Holiday/visit: London, England (only been once, though...)
Favourite place to relax/feel free: Drowning in the wondrous guitar riffs and drum beats of heavy metal....
~*Ideals in the Opposite Sex*~
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 190-ish.
Body shape: Human.
Hair colour/style: Blonde, a bit shaggy.
Eye colour: Blue.
Style: He's random.
Personality traits: He's my fiance.
~*Ideals in the SAME Sex*~
Height: I don't go that way.
Weight: I don't go that way.
Body shape: I don't go that way.
Hair color/style: I don't go that way.
Eye color: I don't go that way.
Style: I don't go that way.
Personality traits: I DON'T GO THAT WAY!!!!
Not that I'm dissing homosexuality or anything (I've got homo friends of both sexes), I've just made the personal choice to be straight.
~*what’s the last -*~
Time you laughed: Around midnight or so.
Cried: yesterday around 1 pm because I tripped down the stairs and twisted my ankle. It hurt like a MOTHERDOUCHEBAG!!!
Screamed: Yesterday around 1 pm...
Shared: Last night at supper I shared my chicken with my fiance.
The last person you talked to: My fiance just came by a few minutes ago.
Person to call you: My mummy.
Person you yelled at: Um...probably my fiance. We were play-fighting. That's why I tripped down the stairs yesterday...
Person you told them you loved: My fiance.
Time you acted childish: Every damn day of my life!! :D
Food you’ve eaten: cinnamon apple oatmeal.
Book you’ve read: Anne Rice "Tale of the Body Thief"
Shop you entered: Shoe Carnival...I needed shoes for the bridesmaid dress...
Thing you regret doing: I have no regrets.
Thing you watched on TV: Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends...It's on right now.
Comment you squee-d over: ...I have no idea...
Person you mentally hugged: What the fuck? Mental hugs ams fors dildoes...
Thing you wrote? The answer to the previous question.
Thing you drew: Toki and Skwisgaar.
Thing you read: A journal.
~*Can You-*~
Do a handstand: Yes!
Raise one eyebrow and not the other: Yes.
Dance: Kind of.
Sing: Not very well, but I do it when I'm alone anyways.
Whistle: Kind of.
Cook: Yup.
Speak a different language: a little Spanish, German, Norwegian, French, and Japanese.
Do any magic Tricks: Nei.
Use Power tools: Ja.
Write a Resume: I have one somewhere on this computer...
Rollerblade: Ja!
Skateboard: Nei, I...don't wish to talk about it...
Surf: Nei.
Navigate: With MapQuest!
Survive in the Wild: Nei...
Survive without your cell phone: I guess.
Survive without your internet: Nei!!
~*Randomly*~
What are you wearing right now?
My pajamas and my underwear.
How do you feel right now?
Sleepy...And kind of like bashing your head in...
Did you brush your teeth today D<?
I brush my teeth every day, but I haven't done so yet...I just woke up...
One RANDOM fact about you:
I am made of a material known only as AWESOME!!
Laser-Canon Death Sentence...
Mood: Meh...
Music: None (Celeste be watching her Netflix...)
It's a quiz. I stole it. From a hobo...Lol.
Your Boy side
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[X] You love hoodies
[X] You love jeans
[ ] Dogs are better than cats
[X] It's hilarious when people get hurt and fall (yesssssssss ROFLMAO!)
[ ] You've played with/against boys on a team?
[X] Shopping is torture (unless it's essential to my continuation in life...I gotta eat food on a daily basis!)
[X] Sad movies suck
[ ] You own a XBOX (my fiance does...And I occassionally play it...)
[X] You played with Hot Wheels as a little kid (had my own collection)
[ ] At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[X] You owned a DS, PS2, or Sega
[X] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[ ] You watch sports on TV
[X] Gory movies are cool
[ ] You used to go to your dad for advice
[ ] You have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[ ] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh
[ ] Baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[X] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[ ] Sports are fun
[X] You sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[ ] You sleep at night with your socks on (My fiance doesn't even do that...)
total: 13
Your Girl Side:
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[ ] You like to shop
[X] You wear eyeliner (on the rare occassions I actually wear make-up, yes...)
[ ] You wear the color pink (Eeeewwwwww....)
[ ] You go to your mom for advice (Lol, I go to my friends for advice...)
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport (Cheerleading is an activity designed for those who have VERY few brain cells...Unless the cheerleaders are preteens and younger...Then it's cute...)
[ ] You hate wearing all black (I wear black nearly every day...)
[X] You like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] You like wearing jewelery
[ ] You cried watching The Notebook (No, I laughed, actually...)
[ ] Skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe (only when I have to dress "professionally" to go into the schools and observe or teach...)
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars (I want a real light saber...)
[ ] You are/were in gymnastics
[ ] It takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed (30 minutes, actually...)
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should
[X] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes (I don't wear most of them...)
[ ] You care about what you look like majority of the time
[ ] You like wearing dresses
[X] You like wearing body spray/deoderant (Smelling good is important no matter what gender you are...)
[ ] You like high heel shoes (I'd like to kill the fucktard that invented those...)
[X] You used to play with dolls as a kid (My Barbies suffered a lot of physical abuse...)
[ ] You like putting make-up on others
[ ] You like being the star of almost everything
Total: 5
Haha, I'm a tomboy...Always have been. But I do know how to ACT like a lady when it counts...
Well, stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo~~
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