Hush, Love, Don't cry,
It'll be alright,
Hold me close,
As I administer the dose,
Listen to my lullaby of lies.
- Created By Mercury Dragon
The Learning Starts NOW!!!
Mood: Ecstatic!!
Music: None (Celeste is watching something...)
Things I've learned from Dethklok:
1) When in doubt, drop trou and pissch on schomething.
2) Ye're never too young fer some tequila.
3) Charles's bread and butter: Don't fuck with it.
4) Skwisgaar will always be ways more gooder den Toki.
5) Admitting that ye're sad makes you gay.
6) Make schure you alwaysch regischter your band'sch domain name before schomeone elsche doesch.
7) Macaroni murder-ladies ams goods gifts, but maybes don't eats da red-hots you ams use for de bloods?
8) Black out as much as possible so that you don't remember the life that you had.
9) Drinking Bleach can help you trick the doctor into thinking you're healthy.
10) Cats have balls, too.
11) Balls make more pets.
12) Booze is good fer soup.
13) Popscockles ams baskicallys water.
14) Carcomymrates are stuff like pasghetti, bread, napkins, and paper towels.
15) Dentists have the highest suicide rate of any profession.
If you've got any tidbits you learned from the most brutal band ever, share them in the comments section.
Stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~"Wait, so lemme get this straight: Ye're tellin' me that you put dese little guys in boiling water, dey turn red, dey shriek, an' dey die?" "Yes." "Dat is da most metal t'ing I ever heard."~~
Because Snartha is an amazing person...JELLIEEEESSSS!!!
Your Life Was Ended By Mermaids...
Mood: Meh...
Music: The Dresden Dolls "Coin-Operated Boy"
1. Make a list of 5 things you can see without getting up:
1) My pet baby T-Rex, Eric.
2) A box of amazing Swiss chocolate. TOBLERONE FTW!!!
3) A half-naked death-metal drummer with red dreadlocks.
4) Sharp objects.
5) The end of the world.
2. When were you last drunk?
Back when I took that trip on that ship called the Titanic. Yeah, it sank, and I laughed. Then I drowned.
3. What are you wearing now?
A t-shirt and boxers...
4. What's your occupation?
By day, I'm a lowly college student/housekeeper, but by NIGHT, I am....
a college student/housekeeper.
5. What is your favorite country?
Norway. I'm gonna move there. After I learn Norsk...Then I can play in the snow whenever I want!
:dummy:
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My wonderful fiance...Wait, does he even count as a person?
7. What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
Metalocalypse...It's a drug...It's a drug far more potent than Pickles could ever endure!!
8. What was the last thing you ate today?
Cinnamon-amon-amon apppppple oatymealz.
9. Post a video you enjoy watching:
Or not...Because I'm too lazy...
10. What websites do you always visit when you go online?
Yahoo, my university's website, Explosm, Facebook, theOtaku, deviantArt, LOLcats, Picture is Unrelated, Google Reader, Fanfiction.net, Least I Could Do, and Halolz. IN THAT ORDER!!!
11. What was the last thing you bought?
Gas. For my car. So I could come back to college.
12. What are you listening to right now?
"Stockholm Syndrome" by Muse...
13. What do you think about before you go to bed at night?
Your mom.
14. What is your favorite food?
Candy.
15. Do you collect anything?
I collect the tears of gypsies. Gypsy tears fight AIDS. Which I don't have because I have gypsy tears.
16. If you could play any musical instrument, which one would you play?
I CAN play a musical instrument! In fact, I can play 3 MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS!!! I can play piano, guitar, and the trumpet. BE AMAZED!!!
17. Where are you?
In front of my computer...
18. What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
Fadoo...
19. If you could be in any film/tv show/cartoon/anime, which would it be?
Metalocalypse. Only I'd be one of those recurring characters who doesn't die or get hurt...
20. Say something about the person who tagged you:
I was not tagged. I stole this because I'm a ninja.
21. Who are the 8 people you tag?
ANYBODY WHO READ THIS!!!
^^^This is my current background!!^^^
The Cyborg Slayers...
Mood: Blarg...
Music: The awesomeness that is Dethklok!!
So, I'm posting because I'm bored. And I'm a bit ticked off...And I wanna post to let you guys know that tomorrow, I will drop off the face of the Interwebz for a few days, as I'll be going home for Thanksgiving and my parents refuse to get anything faster than dial-up....
>__>
So, yeah, Thanksgiving break. IT. IS. NEEEEEEEEDDDEEEEED!!!! I'm tired of school. I'm tired of being on campus. I wanna go home for a few days. I wanna be with my family. I wanna make fun of my mom's stupid little half Pomeranian/half chihuahua idiot dog. I wanna just exist without thinking about school work!! Unfortunately, I must do work over the break...I have a 5-page paper due in Art History on December 10, a Philosophy of Education paper due in Ed & Growth on December 8, and at some point, I have a Philosophy of Teaching paper due in Principles of Learning and Teaching...Not to mention I have to teach another lesson in a public school on December 4...I guess I'm really ready for Christmas break, when I can REALLY go home and just exist without school work!
Blarg...
Robot Chicken is retarded...
The Star Wars thingy is on...
So, my ticked-offed-ness...On Fanfiction.net, there's this author, Mecha-Foot, who messages me every time I favorite her (his? its?) stories without leaving a review. The first time, I obliged and went back to leave a review. But the second time, it really ticked me off. I hardly have time to read, and I usually end up reading in between classes, and I've explained this to the idiot, but she (he? it?) insists that if I read and favorite the story, I MUST leave a review!! I told the idiot that I don't have time, usually, and that not everyone who likes the story is going to leave a review, and that she (he? it?) should just get over it. I also told the idiot that when she (he? it?) messages me like that, practically begging for a review, her (his? its?) intelligence level drops to that of a small child's, in my view. It's really ticking me off because the idiot keeps messaging me, and I really like the stories, but I hate getting the fucking messages!! It's really taking a lot for me to hold myself back and not cuss the idiot out...I think if the idiot replies again, I'm just gonna let loose on them...I don't know...I don't wanna get banned from FFN just because some child wants to play mind games with me...But it's really pissing me off...Grawr...Ignoring the messages won't work, because I have a natural curiosity...If the idiot messages me, I want to know what she (he? it?) says...
GRAWRAWRAWRAWR!!!
>M<
Okay, rant over...
If you've read this far, prepare for some major Dethklok/Metalocalypse obsessing...
By the way, if you haven't seen the newest episode, "Dethhealth", the following paragraph contains spoilers...
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!! I SAW THE NEWEST EPISODE ON SUNDAY, AND I REWATCHED IT TODAY!!!!! Spay and neuter your household pets, kids. We know that dogs have balls, and we learned that cats also have balls. And balls make more pets. I NEARLY DIED OF LAUGHTER!!!!! They destroyed the Sphynx, though...And OMG, Pickles was hilarious!! He was drunk/high for about half the episode. And he was video-taping his experience. OMG!!! And Toki had a pet cat!! >w< So adorable!! And Murderface dealt with the possibility of himself being gay...And Nathan dealt with his fear of suicidal dentists!! And Murderface and Nathan drank Bleach...That was hilarious...And at the end, there was a nice little techno song-and-acid-trip number that faintly reminded me of those uber-hyper chibi AMVs that people make on YouTube!! I loved it...BEST. EPISODE. EVAAARRRRR!!!! And LOL, they demanded that the word "death", when used in relation to themselves, be replaced with "hamburger time". However, they failed to change their name to HamburgerTimeKlok...Which would have been hilarious...And then at the end, Nathan took his dentist hunting, and the dentist blew his own head off with the shotgun...
Speaking of dentists, I have a dentist appointment on Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving...I have to have a cavity filled...I get happy gas!! FTW!!! I'ma take the gas and listen to my iPod, because my dentist is amazing and happy...And he won't take my peener out and play with it while I'm on the gas...Because I don't have a peener...And the gas doesn't knock me out, it's just made of awesome...I guess it's like being high, but I've never been high, so I don't know...At any rate, it's probably the closest I'll ever come to doing drugs...Illegal drugs, anyways...Prescription drugs are okay...And Ibuprofen...That's good, too...
People are starting to find out about my recent engagement!! ^w^ I'm gonna tell my parents tomorrow night, when I get home...I wanted to do it in person so I could see my mom cry...No, I don't like seeing her cry, but they'll be tears of joy and I wanna see her reaction, and I just KNOW she's going to cry because she cried at my graduation...Then, on Thanksgiving, I'm going to play "Let's See Who Pays the Most Attention To Detail" with the rest of my family. It'll be awesome...All my bridesmaids know, a couple of other close friends know, Daku's groomsmen know (3/4 of them, anyways), 3 of my coworkers know, and my Art advisor knows. And of course, you guys know!!
Well, I'm signing off now.
Stay classy, Otakuites!!
Excel~
~~Dey shoulds cleans da teeths wit a woman's boob.~~
Smexy Pickles FTW!!! I'm gonna make him my computer background...
Ding Dong Doodily Doo!!
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to at least 15 people and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (artist)"
Pick Your Artist:
DETHKLOK!! (I dedicate this to tonight's Season 3 premiere! I saw a clip on Adult Swim this morning and WOW!! I'm excited!!)
Are you male or female?
The Gears
Describe Yourself:
Better Metal Snake
How do you feel:
Face Fisted
Describe where you currently live:
Volcano
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Go Into the Water
Your favorite form of transportation:
Hatredcopter
Your best friend is:
Symmetry
What is life to you:
Hatredy
Your fear:
The Cyborg Slayers
What is the best advice you have to give:
Go Forth And Die
How I would like to die:
Laser Canon Deth Sentence
My Motto:
I Tamper With the Evidence at the Murder Site of Odin
Now, dear readers, if you've read this far, I TAG YOU!!! Go do it. Have fun. Make people wonder what in the fucking name of Odin is wrong with you!!
Stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~Draw your sword, I'll meet you at the battle rock.~~
Thunderhorse...
Mood: b0x0rzless
Music: None (watching Looney Toons)
~*About You*~
Name: Sasori
Birth date: December 16, 1988
Age: 20
Country of origin: America FUCK YEAH!!!
Town Born in: Memphis, TN
Race/ancestry: I'm quite Irish American.
Religion: I think organized religion is a waste of time. I'm a Christian, but I don't attend any church. I've taken up a bit of a Nihilistic view point, though...I mean, from the day we're born to the day we die, we struggle and fight to avoid Death, but in the end, Death claims us anyways...
Height: 5'
Eye color: Hazel
Hair color and style: RED!!! And because it's so curly and thick, I keep it in a braid that falls down past my shoulders...When I straighten it (which is very rare), it comes down to the middle of my back.
Skin Tone: I'm Irish American...I'm pale and I got freckles...LOTS of freckles...
Tattoos: No thanks...I kind of want a couple, but I hate needles...
Eye-sight: I wear glasses...I have contacts, but those are a pain in the ass...
Names/screen-names you go by: Mercury Dragon (theOtaku), M3rcuryDr4g0n (here), Larien Mithrandir (FanFiction.net), Excel (nickname), Danna (pet name from my fiance).
Explain your username:
Somebody had already stolen MercuryDragon, even though that had been my screenname on theOtaku for YEARS and it is a totally ORIGINAL name I've had for YEARS...So because I'm teh 1337357 biatch evar, I used 1337 to make my screenname.
Explain your icon:
I'ma keel j00.
How would you describe your personality?
Hyperactive...I sometimes wonder if I have ADHD...
How would other people describe you?
Crazy, insane, nutjob, psycho...Take your pick...
Are you afraid of anything/have any phobias?
I have an irrational phobia of dogs...Well, ones that come past my ankles, anyways...
What’s your favourite physical feature about yourself?
My eye color and hair color.
What’s your most hated physical feature about yourself?
My poor eyesight...
Do you have any physical disabilities/ailments?
I'm practically blind in my right eye.
Do you have any SPECIAL/FREAKY Abilities 8D?
I'm double-jointed in my fingers.
Do you have any allergies?
Some kind of medicine called Codine...I don't think it's so bad that it'll kill me, though...
Are you the first, middle, last, or only child? And who are your siblings?
Oldest; I have a younger brother (by 21 months) who's physically bigger than me.
How many cousins do you have? Big family?
My dad has four sisters. 3 of them have 2 kids each, 1 of them has 3 kids. My mom had 2 sisters (one died). The dead one had 2 kids, the living one has 3 kids. About half of my cousins have at least one child of their own...
Do you WANT to have children? If so how many?
I want 2, but I wanna wait until I'm at least 30...I wanna be able to stay at home with my babies for at least 6 months because I don't trust people and me and Daku won't be living anywhere near either grandma in all likelihood...
What was your dream job when you were a kid?
I wanted to be a teacher.
What is your dream job now?
I want to be an art teacher...And I'm working towards it!!
What are your current responsibilities?
College....Ugh...........
~*Food*~
What item of food would you eat the most of?
Hrm...Chicken.
What is your favourite flavour ever?
Teriyaki. I use it on a lot of stuff....
Do you like meat?
Chicken and ham, yes. Ooh, and deer! Bambi tastes awesome...
What do you usually eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon apple oatmeal, a poptart, or teriyaki-and-cheese eggs. It depends on the day.
What is your favourite dinner meal?
Anything not served by our university's cafeteria...
What cuisines do you like best?
Chi-chi-chi-CHINESE!!!
What foods do you HATE?
VEGETABLES!!!!!!! >___< I hate them with a passion that burns brighter than 1,000 suns!!
What food can you not resist?
Candy...
What would be your last meal?
Candy...
Do you like any ‘freaky’ food combinations?
Peanut butter and popcorn...
~*Clothing/Style*~
What is your general fashion style? (eg: punk, glam, sporty, girly etc)
J-Rockish, but mostly whatever I think is comfortable.
What item of clothing do you wear the most?
My awesome black boots.
Pants or skirts/dresses?
Los pantalones, por favor...
How much of your skin do you like to show/cover up?
You can normally only see my arms, my neck, and my head...
What items of jewelery do you wear most?
Earrings. That's all I wear...
What item can you NOT leave your house without?
My tiny, pocket-sized sketchbook!
Hair up or Hair down?
Braided. Like I told you before.
~* Life Style*~
What time do you usually wake up?
Anywhere between 5:30 am and 9 am.
What time do you usually go to sleep?
Somewhere around midnight.
How often do you bathe/shower?
Every day.
Do you exercise regularly?
Does Dance Dance Revolution count? I kick ass at that game. Oh, and I walk all over campus (which is small....I can get from one end to the other in five minutes...)
How often do you go out drinking?
Never. Beer tastes nasty and I haven't been able to taste wine yet...But that's changing on the day after my birthday (after Finals are over)!! I'm going out with my Sako-nee and Andrea, and my fiance's gonna be the designated driver, since he will still only be 20.
What do you do most in your spare time?
Draw, write fanfiction, and snoop on the interwebz.
Name your hobbies:
Drawing, writing fanfiction, watching tv, playing Guitar Hero 2, playing DDR, and writing random pop-culture quotes in sidewalk chalk all around campus.
How many pets have you had in your life?
Several kitties (wayward kitties FTW!), a couple goldfish, and 2 "siamese" fighting fish...I only have one fishy at the moment because I don't allow them to pal around...
How many houses have you lived in in your life?
3.
What sort of ‘vehicle’ do you own?
A 2002 white Ford Focus named Sephy.
What’s your current job?
Working with Housekeeping here on campus.
~*Your Favorite-?*~
Color(s): Most colors (not pink), and black is my favorite shade.
Animal: DRAGON!!!
Season: Any of them, but my preference is winter.
Scenery: mountains
Plant/flower: Blue rose
Sweet/treat: Almond Joy, Starburst, or cheesecake.
Game: DDR, Guitar Hero, and Tekken.
Sport: The NASCAR-Type Theatrical Hybrid Event.
Shop: Thrift stores....
Brand: Whatever's comfortable.
Cultures: Scandinavian, Asian.
Town/City: London, England (yeah, I've been there!)
Style of music: Anything I deem awesome enough to put on my computer/iPod.
Favourite Songs: Currently, "The Gears" and "Arterial Black".
Favourite Movies: Johnny Depp movies, Adam Sandler movies, Jim Henson movies, and Wayne's World.
Favourite TV shows: Metalocalypse, Family Guy, South Park, House M.D.
Favourite Animes: Naruto, Saiyuki, Angel Sanctuary, Ranma 1/2.
Favourite Authors: Eoin Colfer, Anne Rice, Christine Feehan.
Favourite Ships/Pairings: SasoDei, NaruHina...Um...I'ono, whatever I'm in the mood for.
Favourite place to Holiday/visit: London, England (only been once, though...)
Favourite place to relax/feel free: Drowning in the wondrous guitar riffs and drum beats of heavy metal....
~*Ideals in the Opposite Sex*~
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 190-ish.
Body shape: Human.
Hair colour/style: Blonde, a bit shaggy.
Eye colour: Blue.
Style: He's random.
Personality traits: He's my fiance.
~*Ideals in the SAME Sex*~
Height: I don't go that way.
Weight: I don't go that way.
Body shape: I don't go that way.
Hair color/style: I don't go that way.
Eye color: I don't go that way.
Style: I don't go that way.
Personality traits: I DON'T GO THAT WAY!!!!
Not that I'm dissing homosexuality or anything (I've got homo friends of both sexes), I've just made the personal choice to be straight.
~*what’s the last -*~
Time you laughed: Around midnight or so.
Cried: yesterday around 1 pm because I tripped down the stairs and twisted my ankle. It hurt like a MOTHERDOUCHEBAG!!!
Screamed: Yesterday around 1 pm...
Shared: Last night at supper I shared my chicken with my fiance.
The last person you talked to: My fiance just came by a few minutes ago.
Person to call you: My mummy.
Person you yelled at: Um...probably my fiance. We were play-fighting. That's why I tripped down the stairs yesterday...
Person you told them you loved: My fiance.
Time you acted childish: Every damn day of my life!! :D
Food you’ve eaten: cinnamon apple oatmeal.
Book you’ve read: Anne Rice "Tale of the Body Thief"
Shop you entered: Shoe Carnival...I needed shoes for the bridesmaid dress...
Thing you regret doing: I have no regrets.
Thing you watched on TV: Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends...It's on right now.
Comment you squee-d over: ...I have no idea...
Person you mentally hugged: What the fuck? Mental hugs ams fors dildoes...
Thing you wrote? The answer to the previous question.
Thing you drew: Toki and Skwisgaar.
Thing you read: A journal.
~*Can You-*~
Do a handstand: Yes!
Raise one eyebrow and not the other: Yes.
Dance: Kind of.
Sing: Not very well, but I do it when I'm alone anyways.
Whistle: Kind of.
Cook: Yup.
Speak a different language: a little Spanish, German, Norwegian, French, and Japanese.
Do any magic Tricks: Nei.
Use Power tools: Ja.
Write a Resume: I have one somewhere on this computer...
Rollerblade: Ja!
Skateboard: Nei, I...don't wish to talk about it...
Surf: Nei.
Navigate: With MapQuest!
Survive in the Wild: Nei...
Survive without your cell phone: I guess.
Survive without your internet: Nei!!
~*Randomly*~
What are you wearing right now?
My pajamas and my underwear.
How do you feel right now?
Sleepy...And kind of like bashing your head in...
Did you brush your teeth today D<?
I brush my teeth every day, but I haven't done so yet...I just woke up...
One RANDOM fact about you:
I am made of a material known only as AWESOME!!
