Hush, Love, Don't cry,
It'll be alright,
Hold me close,
As I administer the dose,
Listen to my lullaby of lies.
- Created By Mercury Dragon
The Cyborg Slayers...
Mood: Blarg...
Music: The awesomeness that is Dethklok!!
So, I'm posting because I'm bored. And I'm a bit ticked off...And I wanna post to let you guys know that tomorrow, I will drop off the face of the Interwebz for a few days, as I'll be going home for Thanksgiving and my parents refuse to get anything faster than dial-up....
>__>
So, yeah, Thanksgiving break. IT. IS. NEEEEEEEEDDDEEEEED!!!! I'm tired of school. I'm tired of being on campus. I wanna go home for a few days. I wanna be with my family. I wanna make fun of my mom's stupid little half Pomeranian/half chihuahua idiot dog. I wanna just exist without thinking about school work!! Unfortunately, I must do work over the break...I have a 5-page paper due in Art History on December 10, a Philosophy of Education paper due in Ed & Growth on December 8, and at some point, I have a Philosophy of Teaching paper due in Principles of Learning and Teaching...Not to mention I have to teach another lesson in a public school on December 4...I guess I'm really ready for Christmas break, when I can REALLY go home and just exist without school work!
Blarg...
Robot Chicken is retarded...
The Star Wars thingy is on...
So, my ticked-offed-ness...On Fanfiction.net, there's this author, Mecha-Foot, who messages me every time I favorite her (his? its?) stories without leaving a review. The first time, I obliged and went back to leave a review. But the second time, it really ticked me off. I hardly have time to read, and I usually end up reading in between classes, and I've explained this to the idiot, but she (he? it?) insists that if I read and favorite the story, I MUST leave a review!! I told the idiot that I don't have time, usually, and that not everyone who likes the story is going to leave a review, and that she (he? it?) should just get over it. I also told the idiot that when she (he? it?) messages me like that, practically begging for a review, her (his? its?) intelligence level drops to that of a small child's, in my view. It's really ticking me off because the idiot keeps messaging me, and I really like the stories, but I hate getting the fucking messages!! It's really taking a lot for me to hold myself back and not cuss the idiot out...I think if the idiot replies again, I'm just gonna let loose on them...I don't know...I don't wanna get banned from FFN just because some child wants to play mind games with me...But it's really pissing me off...Grawr...Ignoring the messages won't work, because I have a natural curiosity...If the idiot messages me, I want to know what she (he? it?) says...
GRAWRAWRAWRAWR!!!
>M<
Okay, rant over...
If you've read this far, prepare for some major Dethklok/Metalocalypse obsessing...
By the way, if you haven't seen the newest episode, "Dethhealth", the following paragraph contains spoilers...
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!! I SAW THE NEWEST EPISODE ON SUNDAY, AND I REWATCHED IT TODAY!!!!! Spay and neuter your household pets, kids. We know that dogs have balls, and we learned that cats also have balls. And balls make more pets. I NEARLY DIED OF LAUGHTER!!!!! They destroyed the Sphynx, though...And OMG, Pickles was hilarious!! He was drunk/high for about half the episode. And he was video-taping his experience. OMG!!! And Toki had a pet cat!! >w< So adorable!! And Murderface dealt with the possibility of himself being gay...And Nathan dealt with his fear of suicidal dentists!! And Murderface and Nathan drank Bleach...That was hilarious...And at the end, there was a nice little techno song-and-acid-trip number that faintly reminded me of those uber-hyper chibi AMVs that people make on YouTube!! I loved it...BEST. EPISODE. EVAAARRRRR!!!! And LOL, they demanded that the word "death", when used in relation to themselves, be replaced with "hamburger time". However, they failed to change their name to HamburgerTimeKlok...Which would have been hilarious...And then at the end, Nathan took his dentist hunting, and the dentist blew his own head off with the shotgun...
Speaking of dentists, I have a dentist appointment on Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving...I have to have a cavity filled...I get happy gas!! FTW!!! I'ma take the gas and listen to my iPod, because my dentist is amazing and happy...And he won't take my peener out and play with it while I'm on the gas...Because I don't have a peener...And the gas doesn't knock me out, it's just made of awesome...I guess it's like being high, but I've never been high, so I don't know...At any rate, it's probably the closest I'll ever come to doing drugs...Illegal drugs, anyways...Prescription drugs are okay...And Ibuprofen...That's good, too...
People are starting to find out about my recent engagement!! ^w^ I'm gonna tell my parents tomorrow night, when I get home...I wanted to do it in person so I could see my mom cry...No, I don't like seeing her cry, but they'll be tears of joy and I wanna see her reaction, and I just KNOW she's going to cry because she cried at my graduation...Then, on Thanksgiving, I'm going to play "Let's See Who Pays the Most Attention To Detail" with the rest of my family. It'll be awesome...All my bridesmaids know, a couple of other close friends know, Daku's groomsmen know (3/4 of them, anyways), 3 of my coworkers know, and my Art advisor knows. And of course, you guys know!!
Well, I'm signing off now.
Stay classy, Otakuites!!
Excel~
~~Dey shoulds cleans da teeths wit a woman's boob.~~
Smexy Pickles FTW!!! I'm gonna make him my computer background...
The Water God...
Mood: Pissed...
Music: Dethklok "Thunderhorse"
Okay, this is just a quick rant...Just to warn you, there's some strong language ahead...
So, me and Celeste went to Wal-Mart today to do some much-needed shopping. We got back to the college safely, aside from having to squeeze past an enormous behemoth of a truck parked practically in the middle of the street. As I was getting my groceries out of the back seat and shutting the door, I noticed something out of place: a GIANT-ASS SCRATCH. It wasn't straight, so I couldn't have gotten it from a runaway shopping cart. I have no idea how long it's been there. All I know is that SOME MOTHER-FUCKING, DILDO-LICKING, ASS-FUCK KEYED MY CAR!!! Now, I don't drive a fancy car. It's just an '02 Ford Focus that my parents bought used for me before I went to college because they wanted me to have something reliable, as I now live 3 hours away from home. But I don't care if I'm driving a fucking pile of shit!! DON'T KEY MY FUCKING CAR!!! I swear to God, if I EVER find out who keyed my baby Sephy (yes, my car's name is Sephy, because he's just that awesome), I WILL BEAT THE MOTHER-FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THE DOUCHEBAG!!! I mean, come on, people! It's a car! It's expensive, no matter how old or used it is!! If you're mad at someone, don't go fucking key their car!! Go find the person and flip them the bird or smash their face in!! Do anything to the person, but don't take it out on their car!!
Yeah, I told my dad what happened. He said that some people are just mean like that. And then he said if I ever found out who it was, beating the shit out of them would be perfectly fine. Then he mentioned that if I told him who did it (should I ever find out who it was), I could just tell him who it was and he would make a special trip up here and break their hands off. And of course, being my dad, he can get away with it. For those of you who are not aware, my dad fought in Iraq back in 2003-04. Two weeks after being there, his Hummer was blown up by an IED and he lost half of his left hand. The doctors said he came within 1/8 of an inch of losing his life. As a result, he is now almost deaf in his left ear and has PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder). He has legal papers giving him the right to declare temporary insanity and have that claim hold up in a court of law. Of course, he doesn't sit on his ass all day and complain and cry about how the damn terrorists ruined his life. No, he makes jokes about it. He gets pissed sometimes, if he's reminded of the events (like when he watches the movie "Home of the Brave"), but he doesn't sulk. He moves on with life. Yes, my dad kicks ass.
Anyways, I feel better now. Rant over.
Stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~Because the World is round, it turns me on.~~
So Far Away...
Mood: depression...
Music: Toy Box "Superstar" (doesn't really fit my mood, huh?)
Okay, so I figured I'd update you all on my life at the moment. I've got 3 more days of Maymester work, and then Friday we're taking a field trip...I'm glad it's almost over...It's killing me...Although it IS keeping my mind busy and off of a certain subject that I'll be discussing shortly...Then Saturday, my friend Kells is coming to help me move from this apartment building to another apartment building...After we're done moving, we're gonna hang out. I haven't seen her in quite a while, so it'll be fun to do that. Next Monday, I start my community service work...3 weeks, 15 hours each week...That means about 45 hours total...Then on July 1st I start my work-study at the special day care...I'm ready for that...I love those little kids. They're absolutely adorable! I'll work there 20 hours a week (at least, hopefully more) until the Fall '09 semester starts, which will be sometime in late August. After the semester starts, I might continue working at the day care, but my hours will have to be reduced...
Okay, so the reason I'm depressed...Daku left yesterday morning for Nebraska. I made it from his house to campus without crying, but the second I crossed the threshold into my room, I broke down...I cried for a good 40 minutes...He's so far away, and I can't call him just anytime I want because he's working on research, and I can't text him anymore because his parents shut the text function off on his phone plan, and I can't see him whenever I want like I'm used to because he's 8 FUCKING HOURS AWAY!!!!! Long-distance sucks...We did it last summer, but I got to visit him once a month, at least...He'll be in Nebraska for 10 weeks, and the most I'll get to see him is MAYBE one weekend...I really, really, REALLY fucking hate this!! I need to just get somewhere alone and have a breakdown right now, but I can't, because I'm supposed to be working on what's left of my Maymester assignments...
And to make matters worse, our professors chewed us out this morning, saying we were "acting immature, not showing a servant's attitude, had bad attitudes, and letting the estrogen levels get out of control". Well, what the FUCK do they expect?! They're putting so much damn pressure on us, we're bound to be grumpy, grouchy, and be immature. And we can't control the estrogen levels because all 6 of us are GIRLS!! Humans have no control over their fucking chemical balances!! Especially since one of the other girls started her monthly this morning...She REALLY can't help it...I feel bad for her...I really want my professors to just go fuck off right now...I really, really do...
Well, thanks for reading through my little rant, if you did...I congratulate those who read this line...
Stay classy, Otakuites.
Excel~
~~...Attempting to give a damn...Attempt failed...Try again later...~~
I feel your pain, buddy...I feel your pain...
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