Hush, Love, Don't cry,
It'll be alright,
Hold me close,
As I administer the dose,
Listen to my lullaby of lies.
- Created By Mercury Dragon
Your Life Was Ended By Mermaids...
Mood: Meh...
Music: The Dresden Dolls "Coin-Operated Boy"
1. Make a list of 5 things you can see without getting up:
1) My pet baby T-Rex, Eric.
2) A box of amazing Swiss chocolate. TOBLERONE FTW!!!
3) A half-naked death-metal drummer with red dreadlocks.
4) Sharp objects.
5) The end of the world.
2. When were you last drunk?
Back when I took that trip on that ship called the Titanic. Yeah, it sank, and I laughed. Then I drowned.
3. What are you wearing now?
A t-shirt and boxers...
4. What's your occupation?
By day, I'm a lowly college student/housekeeper, but by NIGHT, I am....
a college student/housekeeper.
5. What is your favorite country?
Norway. I'm gonna move there. After I learn Norsk...Then I can play in the snow whenever I want!
:dummy:
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My wonderful fiance...Wait, does he even count as a person?
7. What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
Metalocalypse...It's a drug...It's a drug far more potent than Pickles could ever endure!!
8. What was the last thing you ate today?
Cinnamon-amon-amon apppppple oatymealz.
9. Post a video you enjoy watching:
Or not...Because I'm too lazy...
10. What websites do you always visit when you go online?
Yahoo, my university's website, Explosm, Facebook, theOtaku, deviantArt, LOLcats, Picture is Unrelated, Google Reader, Fanfiction.net, Least I Could Do, and Halolz. IN THAT ORDER!!!
11. What was the last thing you bought?
Gas. For my car. So I could come back to college.
12. What are you listening to right now?
"Stockholm Syndrome" by Muse...
13. What do you think about before you go to bed at night?
Your mom.
14. What is your favorite food?
Candy.
15. Do you collect anything?
I collect the tears of gypsies. Gypsy tears fight AIDS. Which I don't have because I have gypsy tears.
16. If you could play any musical instrument, which one would you play?
I CAN play a musical instrument! In fact, I can play 3 MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS!!! I can play piano, guitar, and the trumpet. BE AMAZED!!!
17. Where are you?
In front of my computer...
18. What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
Fadoo...
19. If you could be in any film/tv show/cartoon/anime, which would it be?
Metalocalypse. Only I'd be one of those recurring characters who doesn't die or get hurt...
20. Say something about the person who tagged you:
I was not tagged. I stole this because I'm a ninja.
21. Who are the 8 people you tag?
ANYBODY WHO READ THIS!!!
^^^This is my current background!!^^^
It Tickles...
Mood: Meh...
Music: None (Celeste and her Netflix...)
So, it's finally Day Seven of this crazy posting thing...Stolen from Waffuru...
Day one: a song
Day two: a picture
Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six: a quote
Day seven: whatever tickles your fancy
So, what tickles my fancy? Hm...What, indeed? Allow me to indulge in my obsession one last time:
I give you --- TOKI WARTOOTH!!! Some pictures and a YouTube clip...
Yay for weird dreams!!
Ain't he cute? Freakin' adorable...Yes, he's like, the most innocent one in the band...
He's Norwegian...And slips in and out of diabetic comas when he eats a lot of candy...
The blonde Swedish guy is Skwisgaar...According to Toki, "He is dildoes."
The video is long, but awesome!
And just so you all know, I was kind of scarred when I looked up the pictures...EVERY FANDOM will have slash, no matter what kind of fandom it is...I hate uber-stupid fangirls who think that just because there are no female main characters, it means they have to make slash pairings...
*chunks bricks at fangirls*
Well, stay classy, Otakuites!!
Excel~
~~Candy tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.~~
She's the Blade...
Mood: Meh...
Music: Sugarcult "Riot"
Alrighty, again with this a-post-a-day thing...Again, stolen from Waffuru...
Day one: a song
Day two: a picture
Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six: a quote
Day seven: whatever tickles your fancy
For my site, I bring you one of THE most awesome site on the interwebz in the history of FOREVER!!
Halolz!
Go check it out. It's awesome.
In other news, I drew an awesome quick sketch last night using my easel. I will be sharing it soon...I will also be going over the sketch with charcoal so that it can be considered a "complete" picture.
Well, stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer.~~
The Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide...
Mood: Ugh...
Music: None...
Well, it's Day Two!! Again, stolen from Waffuru...
Day one: a song
Day two: a picture
Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six: a quote
Day seven: whatever tickles your fancy
So, for my picture, I'm delving into my archives and finding some good ol' Third Reich FEILure! :D
Well, stay classy, Otakuites!!
Excel~
~~Deidara: Why didn't I get into Heaven?
Itachi: Sharingans only, bitch!~~
FINALS WEEK SPECIAL: Fred and George Get Silly...
Mood: lazy...
Music: Metallica "Fuel"
Yeah, so me and Celeste have Finals this week...So this morning, we were walking to lunch, and we were totally being silly...So here it is...FRED AND GEORGE GET SILLY!!!
Celeste: George is gonna miss Fred this weekend...
Me: And Fred will miss George this weekend...
Celeste: No, Fred will have Daku!!
*we walk past housekeepers while giggling*
Me: You TOTALLY just said something homo-erotic!
Celeste: OMG!!!
Me: But yeah, Fred WILL miss George this weekend...
Celeste: George will miss Fred more because Fred dies...
Me: No, Fred misses George more!
Celeste: But Fred is DEAD!!
Me: No, J. K. Rowling lied...I don't die. OMG!!! I'm SO gonna ruin the last movie when we go!!
Celeste: Huh?
Me: You know, when it gets to that point, everyone will be silent, because the scene will be tense, so I'm gonna jump up right before I die and go, "J. K. Rowling LIED!! I'M RIGHT HERE!!!"
*we burst into laughter*
Celeste: You know, it would be a good thing for the actors to pull at the premiere! Have Fred's actor sit in the front row and when it gets to that point, have him stand up and shout that. Then George's actor could say, "Fred, you died?"
Me: Yeah, that would be awesome!
Celeste: I wonder how it would be for the actor to watch his twin die...On screen, you know?
Me: Dood, he'd probably cry...
Yeah...Typical Fred-and-George banter...Just so you know, Celeste and I think of ourselves as twins, and we love Fred and George, so I'm Fred, and she's George. Sometimes, though, she's Hikaru, and I'm Kaoru...It depends on our moods...But today is a Fred-and-George day...Just for free, I'll throw in some more random college quotes!
Kat: Who won World War I?
Me: YOUR MOM!!!
Kat: Dr. Walden, did you hear about that new Communist party that was formed in America recently?
Dr. Walden: No, I didn't.
Kat: Well, we're all part of it, so we can't take your Final Exam.
Me: It goes against our Communist beliefs.
Dr. Walden: Well, if you're Communists, then we're going by Stalinism, so I'm your dictator, and I say you have to take the test.
Me: No, we're the Chinese version of Communist!
Corey: Yeah!
Me: We're Communist-Fascists, and the Fuehrer says that this test goes against our religion!
Me: Fuck off!
Daku: Off? Who's off?
Me: Y0UR MOM!!!
Yeah, I'm a big fan of the "Your Mom" joke...I also have been known to say "Your Face"...
Well, that's all for now! Stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~I'm not going to get pregnant...He's a virgin, stupid! (pointsincase.com)~~
