Hush, Love, Don't cry,
It'll be alright,
Hold me close,
As I administer the dose,
Listen to my lullaby of lies.
- Created By Mercury Dragon
Thunderhorse...
Mood: b0x0rzless
Music: None (watching Looney Toons)
~*About You*~
Name: Sasori
Birth date: December 16, 1988
Age: 20
Country of origin: America FUCK YEAH!!!
Town Born in: Memphis, TN
Race/ancestry: I'm quite Irish American.
Religion: I think organized religion is a waste of time. I'm a Christian, but I don't attend any church. I've taken up a bit of a Nihilistic view point, though...I mean, from the day we're born to the day we die, we struggle and fight to avoid Death, but in the end, Death claims us anyways...
Height: 5'
Eye color: Hazel
Hair color and style: RED!!! And because it's so curly and thick, I keep it in a braid that falls down past my shoulders...When I straighten it (which is very rare), it comes down to the middle of my back.
Skin Tone: I'm Irish American...I'm pale and I got freckles...LOTS of freckles...
Tattoos: No thanks...I kind of want a couple, but I hate needles...
Eye-sight: I wear glasses...I have contacts, but those are a pain in the ass...
Names/screen-names you go by: Mercury Dragon (theOtaku), M3rcuryDr4g0n (here), Larien Mithrandir (FanFiction.net), Excel (nickname), Danna (pet name from my fiance).
Explain your username:
Somebody had already stolen MercuryDragon, even though that had been my screenname on theOtaku for YEARS and it is a totally ORIGINAL name I've had for YEARS...So because I'm teh 1337357 biatch evar, I used 1337 to make my screenname.
Explain your icon:
I'ma keel j00.
How would you describe your personality?
Hyperactive...I sometimes wonder if I have ADHD...
How would other people describe you?
Crazy, insane, nutjob, psycho...Take your pick...
Are you afraid of anything/have any phobias?
I have an irrational phobia of dogs...Well, ones that come past my ankles, anyways...
What’s your favourite physical feature about yourself?
My eye color and hair color.
What’s your most hated physical feature about yourself?
My poor eyesight...
Do you have any physical disabilities/ailments?
I'm practically blind in my right eye.
Do you have any SPECIAL/FREAKY Abilities 8D?
I'm double-jointed in my fingers.
Do you have any allergies?
Some kind of medicine called Codine...I don't think it's so bad that it'll kill me, though...
Are you the first, middle, last, or only child? And who are your siblings?
Oldest; I have a younger brother (by 21 months) who's physically bigger than me.
How many cousins do you have? Big family?
My dad has four sisters. 3 of them have 2 kids each, 1 of them has 3 kids. My mom had 2 sisters (one died). The dead one had 2 kids, the living one has 3 kids. About half of my cousins have at least one child of their own...
Do you WANT to have children? If so how many?
I want 2, but I wanna wait until I'm at least 30...I wanna be able to stay at home with my babies for at least 6 months because I don't trust people and me and Daku won't be living anywhere near either grandma in all likelihood...
What was your dream job when you were a kid?
I wanted to be a teacher.
What is your dream job now?
I want to be an art teacher...And I'm working towards it!!
What are your current responsibilities?
College....Ugh...........
~*Food*~
What item of food would you eat the most of?
Hrm...Chicken.
What is your favourite flavour ever?
Teriyaki. I use it on a lot of stuff....
Do you like meat?
Chicken and ham, yes. Ooh, and deer! Bambi tastes awesome...
What do you usually eat for breakfast?
Cinnamon apple oatmeal, a poptart, or teriyaki-and-cheese eggs. It depends on the day.
What is your favourite dinner meal?
Anything not served by our university's cafeteria...
What cuisines do you like best?
Chi-chi-chi-CHINESE!!!
What foods do you HATE?
VEGETABLES!!!!!!! >___< I hate them with a passion that burns brighter than 1,000 suns!!
What food can you not resist?
Candy...
What would be your last meal?
Candy...
Do you like any ‘freaky’ food combinations?
Peanut butter and popcorn...
~*Clothing/Style*~
What is your general fashion style? (eg: punk, glam, sporty, girly etc)
J-Rockish, but mostly whatever I think is comfortable.
What item of clothing do you wear the most?
My awesome black boots.
Pants or skirts/dresses?
Los pantalones, por favor...
How much of your skin do you like to show/cover up?
You can normally only see my arms, my neck, and my head...
What items of jewelery do you wear most?
Earrings. That's all I wear...
What item can you NOT leave your house without?
My tiny, pocket-sized sketchbook!
Hair up or Hair down?
Braided. Like I told you before.
~* Life Style*~
What time do you usually wake up?
Anywhere between 5:30 am and 9 am.
What time do you usually go to sleep?
Somewhere around midnight.
How often do you bathe/shower?
Every day.
Do you exercise regularly?
Does Dance Dance Revolution count? I kick ass at that game. Oh, and I walk all over campus (which is small....I can get from one end to the other in five minutes...)
How often do you go out drinking?
Never. Beer tastes nasty and I haven't been able to taste wine yet...But that's changing on the day after my birthday (after Finals are over)!! I'm going out with my Sako-nee and Andrea, and my fiance's gonna be the designated driver, since he will still only be 20.
What do you do most in your spare time?
Draw, write fanfiction, and snoop on the interwebz.
Name your hobbies:
Drawing, writing fanfiction, watching tv, playing Guitar Hero 2, playing DDR, and writing random pop-culture quotes in sidewalk chalk all around campus.
How many pets have you had in your life?
Several kitties (wayward kitties FTW!), a couple goldfish, and 2 "siamese" fighting fish...I only have one fishy at the moment because I don't allow them to pal around...
How many houses have you lived in in your life?
3.
What sort of ‘vehicle’ do you own?
A 2002 white Ford Focus named Sephy.
What’s your current job?
Working with Housekeeping here on campus.
~*Your Favorite-?*~
Color(s): Most colors (not pink), and black is my favorite shade.
Animal: DRAGON!!!
Season: Any of them, but my preference is winter.
Scenery: mountains
Plant/flower: Blue rose
Sweet/treat: Almond Joy, Starburst, or cheesecake.
Game: DDR, Guitar Hero, and Tekken.
Sport: The NASCAR-Type Theatrical Hybrid Event.
Shop: Thrift stores....
Brand: Whatever's comfortable.
Cultures: Scandinavian, Asian.
Town/City: London, England (yeah, I've been there!)
Style of music: Anything I deem awesome enough to put on my computer/iPod.
Favourite Songs: Currently, "The Gears" and "Arterial Black".
Favourite Movies: Johnny Depp movies, Adam Sandler movies, Jim Henson movies, and Wayne's World.
Favourite TV shows: Metalocalypse, Family Guy, South Park, House M.D.
Favourite Animes: Naruto, Saiyuki, Angel Sanctuary, Ranma 1/2.
Favourite Authors: Eoin Colfer, Anne Rice, Christine Feehan.
Favourite Ships/Pairings: SasoDei, NaruHina...Um...I'ono, whatever I'm in the mood for.
Favourite place to Holiday/visit: London, England (only been once, though...)
Favourite place to relax/feel free: Drowning in the wondrous guitar riffs and drum beats of heavy metal....
~*Ideals in the Opposite Sex*~
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 190-ish.
Body shape: Human.
Hair colour/style: Blonde, a bit shaggy.
Eye colour: Blue.
Style: He's random.
Personality traits: He's my fiance.
~*Ideals in the SAME Sex*~
Height: I don't go that way.
Weight: I don't go that way.
Body shape: I don't go that way.
Hair color/style: I don't go that way.
Eye color: I don't go that way.
Style: I don't go that way.
Personality traits: I DON'T GO THAT WAY!!!!
Not that I'm dissing homosexuality or anything (I've got homo friends of both sexes), I've just made the personal choice to be straight.
~*what’s the last -*~
Time you laughed: Around midnight or so.
Cried: yesterday around 1 pm because I tripped down the stairs and twisted my ankle. It hurt like a MOTHERDOUCHEBAG!!!
Screamed: Yesterday around 1 pm...
Shared: Last night at supper I shared my chicken with my fiance.
The last person you talked to: My fiance just came by a few minutes ago.
Person to call you: My mummy.
Person you yelled at: Um...probably my fiance. We were play-fighting. That's why I tripped down the stairs yesterday...
Person you told them you loved: My fiance.
Time you acted childish: Every damn day of my life!! :D
Food you’ve eaten: cinnamon apple oatmeal.
Book you’ve read: Anne Rice "Tale of the Body Thief"
Shop you entered: Shoe Carnival...I needed shoes for the bridesmaid dress...
Thing you regret doing: I have no regrets.
Thing you watched on TV: Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends...It's on right now.
Comment you squee-d over: ...I have no idea...
Person you mentally hugged: What the fuck? Mental hugs ams fors dildoes...
Thing you wrote? The answer to the previous question.
Thing you drew: Toki and Skwisgaar.
Thing you read: A journal.
~*Can You-*~
Do a handstand: Yes!
Raise one eyebrow and not the other: Yes.
Dance: Kind of.
Sing: Not very well, but I do it when I'm alone anyways.
Whistle: Kind of.
Cook: Yup.
Speak a different language: a little Spanish, German, Norwegian, French, and Japanese.
Do any magic Tricks: Nei.
Use Power tools: Ja.
Write a Resume: I have one somewhere on this computer...
Rollerblade: Ja!
Skateboard: Nei, I...don't wish to talk about it...
Surf: Nei.
Navigate: With MapQuest!
Survive in the Wild: Nei...
Survive without your cell phone: I guess.
Survive without your internet: Nei!!
~*Randomly*~
What are you wearing right now?
My pajamas and my underwear.
How do you feel right now?
Sleepy...And kind of like bashing your head in...
Did you brush your teeth today D<?
I brush my teeth every day, but I haven't done so yet...I just woke up...
One RANDOM fact about you:
I am made of a material known only as AWESOME!!
Bouncing Off the Walls...
Mood: SOOOOO TIRED!!!
Music: The Used "I Caught Fire"
I have no time to post right now...I just want to let you all know that I won't be around for a while. It may be just this week, or it could end up being the next 3 weeks. It depends on how this Maymester thing goes...Right now we have a ton of stuff to do, like lesson plans, since we're teaching. But our professors say that after this week, things will slow down. Last night, Sunday, SUCKED!!! I got back to the school from Daku's house at 3:30 pm, and Daku and his friend Dan helped me move out of my old room and into my new one. They also ate dinner with us. Me, Daku, and Dan were all late, of course...It took almost 2 hours to move out of my old room! It took far less time to move into this one...Yeah...So last night, I just wanted to sleep...Tonight, I decided I'd check things...
So, this is just to let you guys know that I still love you all, and I'm taking quick peeks when I can, but I won't be commenting. So don't worry! I'll be back soon!
Stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~What do you get when you cross a disco ball and a douchebag? EDWARD CULLEN!!!~~
Happy Squid is happy!
FINALS WEEK SPECIAL: Fred and George Get Silly...
Mood: lazy...
Music: Metallica "Fuel"
Yeah, so me and Celeste have Finals this week...So this morning, we were walking to lunch, and we were totally being silly...So here it is...FRED AND GEORGE GET SILLY!!!
Celeste: George is gonna miss Fred this weekend...
Me: And Fred will miss George this weekend...
Celeste: No, Fred will have Daku!!
*we walk past housekeepers while giggling*
Me: You TOTALLY just said something homo-erotic!
Celeste: OMG!!!
Me: But yeah, Fred WILL miss George this weekend...
Celeste: George will miss Fred more because Fred dies...
Me: No, Fred misses George more!
Celeste: But Fred is DEAD!!
Me: No, J. K. Rowling lied...I don't die. OMG!!! I'm SO gonna ruin the last movie when we go!!
Celeste: Huh?
Me: You know, when it gets to that point, everyone will be silent, because the scene will be tense, so I'm gonna jump up right before I die and go, "J. K. Rowling LIED!! I'M RIGHT HERE!!!"
*we burst into laughter*
Celeste: You know, it would be a good thing for the actors to pull at the premiere! Have Fred's actor sit in the front row and when it gets to that point, have him stand up and shout that. Then George's actor could say, "Fred, you died?"
Me: Yeah, that would be awesome!
Celeste: I wonder how it would be for the actor to watch his twin die...On screen, you know?
Me: Dood, he'd probably cry...
Yeah...Typical Fred-and-George banter...Just so you know, Celeste and I think of ourselves as twins, and we love Fred and George, so I'm Fred, and she's George. Sometimes, though, she's Hikaru, and I'm Kaoru...It depends on our moods...But today is a Fred-and-George day...Just for free, I'll throw in some more random college quotes!
Kat: Who won World War I?
Me: YOUR MOM!!!
Kat: Dr. Walden, did you hear about that new Communist party that was formed in America recently?
Dr. Walden: No, I didn't.
Kat: Well, we're all part of it, so we can't take your Final Exam.
Me: It goes against our Communist beliefs.
Dr. Walden: Well, if you're Communists, then we're going by Stalinism, so I'm your dictator, and I say you have to take the test.
Me: No, we're the Chinese version of Communist!
Corey: Yeah!
Me: We're Communist-Fascists, and the Fuehrer says that this test goes against our religion!
Me: Fuck off!
Daku: Off? Who's off?
Me: Y0UR MOM!!!
Yeah, I'm a big fan of the "Your Mom" joke...I also have been known to say "Your Face"...
Well, that's all for now! Stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~I'm not going to get pregnant...He's a virgin, stupid! (pointsincase.com)~~
Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care...
Mood: Ugh...
Music: Shimokawa Mikuni "Alone"
JackE tagged me...So now I have to write 25 random facts about myself and tag more people...Here goes!
1) I HATE chainmail with a passion that burns brighter than a super saiyan's hair!
2) I'm a pervert at heart.
3) My paternal grandpa taught me how to draw before I could even sit up on my own.
4) I love being a ginger.
5) I want fraternal twins (a boy and a girl) with red hair and blue eyes.
6) I have a Betta fish named Aidan.
7) I keep my hair braided and it looks like the female version of Ranma Soutome.
8) I hate "Twilight" simply because of all the hype.
9) My parents hate anime.
10) I love Mozzerella string cheese.
11) I have an undocumented phobia of dogs.
12) I miss the naivity that came with being 5 years old.
13) I'm 20 years old.
14) I still believe in Santa Clause.
15) I still try to stay up to catch that weird old man...
16) I have my wedding colors picked out, as well as bride's maids.
17) I want a father-daughter dance at my wedding.
18) I'm currently planning on getting married on June 18, 2011.
19) I think I need to lose a little weight, even though I'm skinny.
20) I hate Disney Channel singers.
21) I miss the classic Disney movies.
22) I procrastinate a lot.
23) My paternal grandparents are the only ones still alive.
24) I'm afraid they will die soon and I will have to miss the funeral because of college.
25) I never met my maternal grandmother because she died a couple of months before I was born.
And now I shall tag you all!! *insert maniacal laughter*
Stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~My heart's a battleground...I need more affection than you know~~
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