Welcome to my endless enigma of pointless verbal ironies and useless information revolving around the existence of me, Itsu. Yes, I welcome you to Infinity. If you're scared, you needn't worry, I won't bite unless provoked otherwise...usually. Now enjoy your slow downward spiral toward the very core of my innermost being, well the psychotic section anyway.

Have fun.

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[Happy endings don't exist because the world keeps turning--
but you don't have to have an ending--
to be happy.]

[~We are all a little weird and
Life’s a little weird,
And when we find someone whose
Weirdness is compatible with ours,
We join up with them and fall in
Mutual weirdness and call it Love~
~Dr. Seuss~]

Foist. Why foist? Why not Foist.

Why am i so slow, my darlings?

I cannot fathom why i have this debilitating problem...

Okay, that's a lie, but you get where i'm going surely. If you don't, don't worry about it preciousssssssss

Aaaaaaaanyways. I do apologize for my laze, though that is an empty one to you i am sure, nonetheless i shall foist it upon you all because that is no doubt why you are here. Yes? Foisting. Foisted things. ...Foist...

Whelps, i finally posted something i should have posted a while ago but hadn't because i had yet to formulate the description and i must do so beforehand because it is how i process. The process, minions. The process.

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Check her out, if you dare. And if you don't dare, why? Why no dare? Why do i bother subliminally demanding the daring if you will not dare? Rude.

Oh, and that second piece i mentioned in the last post was put up already as well. If none of you dears knew. Which you surely did. Right? R i g h t ? >:/

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My shameless self promotion of my own works on my own world aside, i have not been doing too much drawing lately. I KNOW, le sigh me, le sigh... However, despite that being true, i have instead been doing some writing here and there. And on too many things at once too. Obviously. Seeing as i cannot control my brain and its incessant need to bombard me with ideas whether conscious or not. I would say it's a curse, and in a sense it truly is, but, well, it is something to enjoy and i do. So bleh. :P

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Oh my sweet pita bread stuffed mushrooms. Yes, mushrooms stuffed with pita bread, i meant it that way. I do wish i could be a better master to you all, more productive, more consistent, more other words... You must be suffering, such suffering *intense head caressing*

Well, have this to ease your woes. Or, just cause why not.

Granted i don't know how this is relaxing. It's not, exactly. It's humorous and yet simultaneously disturbing. Beautiful.
Also..............Foist.

Make outrageous statements like "I invented the question mark" or "Chesnuts are lazy&

Alrighty, so here's the deal.

I have now finished putting up all the blob doodles I have done and uploaded for my fan comic The world of Blobs. I am going to make more, currently I have to in my head which i must get down on paper before I forget them...and i'm sure I can start spirting out several new ones after that. ^-^ I want to thank all of you who have viewed, favorited, or commented on the comics I appreciate it so very very much!!! I'm glad I could rot our mind with pointless, disturbing, and occasionally morbid humor.

I finished loading my big batch of drawings and put up my four which I did after those, currently I have two of those up and I still have two to go, one that I'm currently working and one that is in my brain. I can't wait to get them all up for you too see, I would greatly enjoy some comments on them!! If you don't want too that's alright, I'll just send an ill-tempered, mutated sea bass to devour you whole. (yes, I made an Austin Powers reference....they make me giggle:P Especially Dr. Evil--hint the title is a paraphrased version of Dr. Evil talking about his father, the entire quote, for the most part, "He would make outrageous statements like "I invented the question mark" or "Chestnuts are lazy"...)

Now, on behalf of my story The Catalyst, I have finished chapter four and it has been edited, though I need to speak with my editor, MerokoYui4, about some of it...anyway what I am here to speak for my story since it recently had plastic surgery and is unable to move its lips, it is annoyed to a great length at the fact that Mero has yet to edit the prologue and chapter one so that itsuma may create the The Catalyst world and load the chapters so that they may be read and loved...0,o So COME ON WOMAN!!!!

Currently watching/listening to the hysterical movie Tropic Thunder while waiting to nap and then head off to see friend(s) in and at the school play, A MidSummer Nights Dream. But first I must use the restroom and think up more doodle ideas for the wondrous world of Blob.

P.S. if you ever feel the need to contact a banana flavored lima bean, I warn you they have a nasty temper and terrible manners...

Just a warning, but you may hear light whistleing when i'm near...

Hello^-^ Not are you how? ...if anyone told me how they were then you fail the test and will have to have a frontal lobotomy before you can continue on.

For those of you without cognitive functions then you obviously did what you weren't and were told. So be happy. Play with your brain matter. It's fun (:) ( :)...[he's raising his eyebrows...I know it's weird, deal with it.]

Now for the real point of this post, sorry to disappoint those thinking it was only for self mutilation. Anyway I did post Insane's birthday drawing, incase you didn't know or notice from the last post's EDIT. Yes I’m too lazy to post a post saying it's up, my posts are meaningful...entirely blissful and not morbid little posts. 0. o I said post a lot. Geez, do I keep straying form topic? Yes, it would seem.

Back to issues, I have also written about 12 or so pages of the very first draft for Blade chapter nine. If you've begun foaming at the mouth then you are evidently too addicted to this story...and yet I don't seem to care...huh, weird. ^-^

I have no new drawings, though I have been attempting to draw something...just not sure what yet. However...ooh, I just got an idea right now. And it's from the new chapter too...HAHAHA! Don't worry I won't torture you few, I’ll wait until I put up chapter nine, but then it's fair game! Ooh, I got another one. Man, I’m on a roll!

Well, I’ll shut up now. I must have ruined you too much already. ^-^

HINTS TO THE OBSCURE TITLE: This one has very little to do with the post. See, yesterday I had a doctors appointment and I was telling my mom while we were waiting for the doctor that if any of my friends had asked where I was going and why I would tell them, 'oh just getting all my organs removed. You'll know it was successful if when I stand near you, you hear a faint whistle.' I thought it was funny^-^ And the frontal lobotomy was actually from the same time. My sister was cursed to wait in the waiting room and she would text us asking if we were done yet. And at one point my mom was like 'well once he comes and gives her the frontal lobotomy, we'll be able to leave.' It made me giggle. I thought lobotomy was just so funny to tease people with a few years ago. No one knew what it meant...do you...0.o

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