Hush, Love, Don't cry,
It'll be alright,
Hold me close,
As I administer the dose,
Listen to my lullaby of lies.
- Created By Mercury Dragon
The Learning Starts NOW!!!
Mood: Ecstatic!!
Music: None (Celeste is watching something...)
Things I've learned from Dethklok:
1) When in doubt, drop trou and pissch on schomething.
2) Ye're never too young fer some tequila.
3) Charles's bread and butter: Don't fuck with it.
4) Skwisgaar will always be ways more gooder den Toki.
5) Admitting that ye're sad makes you gay.
6) Make schure you alwaysch regischter your band'sch domain name before schomeone elsche doesch.
7) Macaroni murder-ladies ams goods gifts, but maybes don't eats da red-hots you ams use for de bloods?
8) Black out as much as possible so that you don't remember the life that you had.
9) Drinking Bleach can help you trick the doctor into thinking you're healthy.
10) Cats have balls, too.
11) Balls make more pets.
12) Booze is good fer soup.
13) Popscockles ams baskicallys water.
14) Carcomymrates are stuff like pasghetti, bread, napkins, and paper towels.
15) Dentists have the highest suicide rate of any profession.
If you've got any tidbits you learned from the most brutal band ever, share them in the comments section.
Stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~"Wait, so lemme get this straight: Ye're tellin' me that you put dese little guys in boiling water, dey turn red, dey shriek, an' dey die?" "Yes." "Dat is da most metal t'ing I ever heard."~~
Because Snartha is an amazing person...JELLIEEEESSSS!!!
Ding Dong Doodily Doo!!
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to at least 15 people and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (artist)"
Pick Your Artist:
DETHKLOK!! (I dedicate this to tonight's Season 3 premiere! I saw a clip on Adult Swim this morning and WOW!! I'm excited!!)
Are you male or female?
The Gears
Describe Yourself:
Better Metal Snake
How do you feel:
Face Fisted
Describe where you currently live:
Volcano
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Go Into the Water
Your favorite form of transportation:
Hatredcopter
Your best friend is:
Symmetry
What is life to you:
Hatredy
Your fear:
The Cyborg Slayers
What is the best advice you have to give:
Go Forth And Die
How I would like to die:
Laser Canon Deth Sentence
My Motto:
I Tamper With the Evidence at the Murder Site of Odin
Now, dear readers, if you've read this far, I TAG YOU!!! Go do it. Have fun. Make people wonder what in the fucking name of Odin is wrong with you!!
Stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~Draw your sword, I'll meet you at the battle rock.~~
It Tickles...
Mood: Meh...
Music: None (Celeste and her Netflix...)
So, it's finally Day Seven of this crazy posting thing...Stolen from Waffuru...
Day one: a song
Day two: a picture
Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six: a quote
Day seven: whatever tickles your fancy
So, what tickles my fancy? Hm...What, indeed? Allow me to indulge in my obsession one last time:
I give you --- TOKI WARTOOTH!!! Some pictures and a YouTube clip...
Yay for weird dreams!!
Ain't he cute? Freakin' adorable...Yes, he's like, the most innocent one in the band...
He's Norwegian...And slips in and out of diabetic comas when he eats a lot of candy...
The blonde Swedish guy is Skwisgaar...According to Toki, "He is dildoes."
The video is long, but awesome!
And just so you all know, I was kind of scarred when I looked up the pictures...EVERY FANDOM will have slash, no matter what kind of fandom it is...I hate uber-stupid fangirls who think that just because there are no female main characters, it means they have to make slash pairings...
*chunks bricks at fangirls*
Well, stay classy, Otakuites!!
Excel~
~~Candy tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.~~
If I Just Lay Here...
Mood: Eating...
Music: Muse "Supermassive Black Hole"
Day Six...Stolen from Waffuru...Enjoy...
Day one: a song
Day two: a picture
Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six: a quote
Day seven: whatever tickles your fancy
So, my quote, because I'm still on my Metalocalypse/Dethklok kick, comes from *long, exaggerated drum-roll* METALOCALYPSE!!!
"Toki Wartooth: What's this place called?
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: This place, I believe, is called 'food libraries.'
Toki Wartooth: Fooood... libraries...
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Fooood... libraries...
Pickles the Drummer: It's called a grocery store you douchebags! I'm sorry about douchebags, I got... I got low blood sugar."
Well, stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
Dethpost...
Mood: Nationally Socialistic...
Music: None (Celeste is watching Law & Order)
So, it's Day Five...Stolen from Waffuru...
Day one: a song
Day two: a picture
Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six: a quote
Day seven: whatever tickles your fancy
Because I've recently been on a Dethklok/Metalocalypse kick (read: OBSESSION), I'm going to post a clip from Metalocalypse!! Yay!!
Yay, it's Toki!! He's my favorite...He acts like a kid!! I actually drew him as a chibi today in class...Along with his teddy...
So, other than this, I've recently been forced into a creative explosion due to the looming critique in 2D Studio...It's tomorrow...Lucky me...I've got 3 1/2 pieces to show. Most of them are "negative" emotions...For example, I've got Rage, Despair, and Guilt completed...The one that's half finished is Freedom...I'm going to finish it later today...I will post them soon...
Well, stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~Skwisgaar Skwigelf: This is a complete and total, you know, sausage
festival.
Toki Wartooth: I love sausage festival!
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: What?
Toki Wartooth: Like in Vienna.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: No - no, Toki, that *was* a sausage festival.
Toki Wartooth: Yeah, that was good.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Yeah. It was the Vienna pork saus - um, no, this
means that theres no good-looking ladies to put you-know-what
intoside of them.
Toki Wartooth: The sausage?
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: [short pause] Yeah. Anyway, what were you talking
about, like, a second ago? Im sorry I cut you off.~~
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