Hush, Love, Don't cry,
It'll be alright,
Hold me close,
As I administer the dose,
Listen to my lullaby of lies.
- Created By Mercury Dragon
The Learning Starts NOW!!!
Mood: Ecstatic!!
Music: None (Celeste is watching something...)
Things I've learned from Dethklok:
1) When in doubt, drop trou and pissch on schomething.
2) Ye're never too young fer some tequila.
3) Charles's bread and butter: Don't fuck with it.
4) Skwisgaar will always be ways more gooder den Toki.
5) Admitting that ye're sad makes you gay.
6) Make schure you alwaysch regischter your band'sch domain name before schomeone elsche doesch.
7) Macaroni murder-ladies ams goods gifts, but maybes don't eats da red-hots you ams use for de bloods?
8) Black out as much as possible so that you don't remember the life that you had.
9) Drinking Bleach can help you trick the doctor into thinking you're healthy.
10) Cats have balls, too.
11) Balls make more pets.
12) Booze is good fer soup.
13) Popscockles ams baskicallys water.
14) Carcomymrates are stuff like pasghetti, bread, napkins, and paper towels.
15) Dentists have the highest suicide rate of any profession.
If you've got any tidbits you learned from the most brutal band ever, share them in the comments section.
Stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~"Wait, so lemme get this straight: Ye're tellin' me that you put dese little guys in boiling water, dey turn red, dey shriek, an' dey die?" "Yes." "Dat is da most metal t'ing I ever heard."~~
Because Snartha is an amazing person...JELLIEEEESSSS!!!
It Tickles...
Mood: Meh...
Music: None (Celeste and her Netflix...)
So, it's finally Day Seven of this crazy posting thing...Stolen from Waffuru...
Day one: a song
Day two: a picture
Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six: a quote
Day seven: whatever tickles your fancy
So, what tickles my fancy? Hm...What, indeed? Allow me to indulge in my obsession one last time:
I give you --- TOKI WARTOOTH!!! Some pictures and a YouTube clip...
Yay for weird dreams!!
Ain't he cute? Freakin' adorable...Yes, he's like, the most innocent one in the band...
He's Norwegian...And slips in and out of diabetic comas when he eats a lot of candy...
The blonde Swedish guy is Skwisgaar...According to Toki, "He is dildoes."
The video is long, but awesome!
And just so you all know, I was kind of scarred when I looked up the pictures...EVERY FANDOM will have slash, no matter what kind of fandom it is...I hate uber-stupid fangirls who think that just because there are no female main characters, it means they have to make slash pairings...
*chunks bricks at fangirls*
Well, stay classy, Otakuites!!
Excel~
~~Candy tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.~~
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