"Land. We reached land!!!" Hachi said as he kissed the ground. He was in a transformation accident. Misa was still sobbing.
"Now what?" Kaku said as he flicked his hair. The only one not here is our favorite funky tanuki, "And where's Shukaku?"
"Must get CD before everyone hears it..." Kyuubi muttered as he went on the opposite direction. Houkou, Hachi, and Neka went to find Shukaku. Poor Kaku was with Misa.
(Time Square)
"Wow the streets are crowded," Neka said uneasily.
"Hope he isn't drunk..." Houkou said, "If he loses his mind, not only would he turn back into demon, but he'll be more worse than Misa."
Just then a familiar voice was heard.
"Hey baby. Do ya have *hic* a map? Cuz' I get lost in your eyes."
"There he isss." Hachi yelled as he went inside the pub.
"Hey snakey. Come and give meh some Sake." Shukaku hiccuped. Hachi was furious.
"DON'T CALL ME SSSNAKEY!!!" Hachi yelled and tackled the drunken tanuki. He then was beaten up and very ill.
"Your turn." Hachi said to Houkou, then fainted.
"Okay. I'M the only one who can save him." Neka announced, "Oh Shukaku-Kun!"
"Whoa Neka. I think heaven's lost an angel." Shukaku grinned evilly.
"Oh really?" Neka said. She hit Shukaku with a frying pan.
"I seem to lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?" Shukaku said as he fainted.
(Back at the docks)
Kaku was a little worried at first. Then he had an idea.
"What do you wanna do, Misa?"
"Can we go to the big Toys R Us?" Misa asked.
"Sure."
"Yay!"
(Toys R Us)
"She'd be probably be at the ferris wheel or the Barbie dollhouse." Kaku thought to himself.
"Cool Videogames!" Misa yelped as she held a controller. Kaku sighed and went to the Naruto section to get Misa a gift.
(Ferris Wheel)
"Why do ya like Kyuubi so much?" Kaku asked Misa, wondering why a cute demon would and someone as cold as Kyuubi.
"Well, He's smart, cool, serious, and very strong." Misa quietly said, "He doesn't go drooling and all pervy when it comes to girls."
"I have a present for you." Kaku gave Misa a Nine-Tailed Naruto doll. Misa cried.
"It's okay. I'm here for you." Kaku cooed as he hugged Misa.
"You are so kind to me," Misa hiccuped, "Thank you Kaku-kun!"
"You're welcome."
"Now where is Kyu-Kun?"
~Shukaku
"We are gonna go to New York!" Kyuubi stated. Everyone cheered. Suddenly, the door bell rang. A man who looked like Deidara, but with blue hair entered.
"Where have you been Kaku?" Neka meowed.
"I have to get more clay on the trip," Kaku answered, "So I went where there was more..."
(Meanwhile in Akatsuki base)
"Let's go Deidara." Pein said to the blonde man.
"Yeah Sempai. We're going to Hong Kong!" Tobi yelled excitedly.
"Just let me get my-" Deidara suddenly saw that his clay was gone, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(Back to Club)
"As I was saying," Kaku rolled his eyes as he thought about the fans that might kill him, "How are we going there? We don't have plane tickets."
"Luckily," Shukaku said as he held a box load of tickets, "I'm prepared."
"How did you get those!?!" Everyone asked.
"I gave an american producer a CD of Kyuubi singing..." Shukaku whimpered, then covered his ears.
"YOU WHAT!?!" Kyuubi yelled.
(America)
The producer guy put a CD in the CD player. Music was heard.
Kyuubi:It starts with
One thing, I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but didn’t even know
Wasted it all just to
Watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me, will eventually, be a memory, of a time when I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
One thing, I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I’m surprised it got so far
Things aren’t the way they were before
You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me
In the end
You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me, will eventually, be a memory, of a time when I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter!
"This guy is great!" The producer said, "Let him and his pals come here as a token of my friendship."
To be continued...
