Why Shukaku can't be drunk/Kaku & Misa

"Land. We reached land!!!" Hachi said as he kissed the ground. He was in a transformation accident. Misa was still sobbing.

"Now what?" Kaku said as he flicked his hair. The only one not here is our favorite funky tanuki, "And where's Shukaku?"

"Must get CD before everyone hears it..." Kyuubi muttered as he went on the opposite direction. Houkou, Hachi, and Neka went to find Shukaku. Poor Kaku was with Misa.

(Time Square)

"Wow the streets are crowded," Neka said uneasily.

"Hope he isn't drunk..." Houkou said, "If he loses his mind, not only would he turn back into demon, but he'll be more worse than Misa."

Just then a familiar voice was heard.

"Hey baby. Do ya have *hic* a map? Cuz' I get lost in your eyes."

"There he isss." Hachi yelled as he went inside the pub.

"Hey snakey. Come and give meh some Sake." Shukaku hiccuped. Hachi was furious.

"DON'T CALL ME SSSNAKEY!!!" Hachi yelled and tackled the drunken tanuki. He then was beaten up and very ill.

"Your turn." Hachi said to Houkou, then fainted.

"Okay. I'M the only one who can save him." Neka announced, "Oh Shukaku-Kun!"

"Whoa Neka. I think heaven's lost an angel." Shukaku grinned evilly.

"Oh really?" Neka said. She hit Shukaku with a frying pan.

"I seem to lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?" Shukaku said as he fainted.

(Back at the docks)
Kaku was a little worried at first. Then he had an idea.

"What do you wanna do, Misa?"

"Can we go to the big Toys R Us?" Misa asked.

"Sure."

"Yay!"

(Toys R Us)

"She'd be probably be at the ferris wheel or the Barbie dollhouse." Kaku thought to himself.

"Cool Videogames!" Misa yelped as she held a controller. Kaku sighed and went to the Naruto section to get Misa a gift.

(Ferris Wheel)

"Why do ya like Kyuubi so much?" Kaku asked Misa, wondering why a cute demon would and someone as cold as Kyuubi.

"Well, He's smart, cool, serious, and very strong." Misa quietly said, "He doesn't go drooling and all pervy when it comes to girls."

"I have a present for you." Kaku gave Misa a Nine-Tailed Naruto doll. Misa cried.

"It's okay. I'm here for you." Kaku cooed as he hugged Misa.

"You are so kind to me," Misa hiccuped, "Thank you Kaku-kun!"

"You're welcome."

"Now where is Kyu-Kun?"

~Shukaku

End