Finally, Itachi came up to me. Compared to me, He was the size of a flea. Itachi looked way up high than whistled for someone. He whistled again and again, but no one showed up.
"Where's the bounty hunter demon I hired?" Itachi yelled. I burped, then took out Izuri's Katana from my mouth. Itachi was mad.
"OMFG! You monster!" Itachi spat on my tail. I put the katana above Itachi's head. I was way angry. Itachi grew the same size as me and we fought. Both of us were very tired. I was about to faint when I heard whispers of all of the gang in my head.
Neka:You can do it Shukaku!
Houkou:Hang tight, dude.
Kaku:Beat that gay person.
Raijuu:We're all proud of you.
Hachi:We'll help you all the way.
Kai:Kick his butt, Believe it!
Dizzy:Go Shukaku, go!
Tara:Good luck.
Chii: Do your best.
Eka-san:Yeah. Show em' whose boss.
Misa:Yay Big Brother.
Naara:Hn. You're powerful for a pervert...
But the last whisper really hit me,
Kyuubi:I believe in you, my friend.
I rose up from my feet and punched Itachi in the stomach.
"That punch was *hic* for blinding my sister forever!" Itachi got back up again. I kicked him.
"THAT was for hiring someone to eat us." Itachi got up again, about to use his Mangekyo sharringan.
"But you did something more worse. You can capture me, eat me, control me, whatever you want. But when you try to hurt my family, friends, and most importantly, my best friend Kyuubi, YOU'RE AS GOOD AS DEAD! Wind Style:Air Bullets!" Itachi flew by into where he belongs to:Prison!
"Anyone ELSE wants a piece of me!?!" I yelled at the rest of the Akatsuki. They all ran back into Japan. Naara looked at me.
"Hn. Not bad for a demon..." Then he left. I fell down to the ground, laying down, when Kyuubi started sitting on my stomach. About time he showed up.
"So, when are you going to be normal sized?" Kyuubi asked.
"Since 4,990 pizzas+1,000,000 tons of Sake+1 giant bounty hunter demon+999 other demons in the bounty hunter=1 big, fat, and happy Tanuki," I calculated everything I ate, "About months and months. You owe me 5 weeks of leadership. I missed you."
"I missed you too, buddy!" Kyuubi said with no emotion. He didn't want to ruin his reputation, "How are we going to take you home in Japan?"
"I have *hic* an idea, but I want you to do something for me." I whispered in Kyuubi's ear. He gotten shocked, then went up to the blinded Misa and kissed her on the lips. I know Kyuubi's gonna kill me, but since Itachi blinded Misa, at least Misa might see her Kyu-Kun for the last time...
~Shukaku
OMG. I'm gone for one day and all the excitement happens. Well, here's my part.
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I have to help Kyuubi, but how, HOW!?! I drank more sake then saw a file. I picked it up and read it.
Name:Izuri Oni
Gender:Male
Age:25
Job:Bounty Hunter/Demon who eats other demons
Mission:Devour Kyuubi Yoko and his "friends"
Oh my god! That's what's happening. The akatsuki are leading Kyuubi into his doom. I have to find this Izuri demon and fast. Somehow, I'm in the news already. I jumped on the top of the Empire State Building. In front of me is a giant screen tv and a giant sized Wii.
"Izuri!!!!" I roared, "I'm willing to *hic* make a deal with you. If I win, you leave *hic* my friends alone and for Kyuubi, I'll be the leader of teh biju club for 5 weeks." A green haired man with black robes stood beside me.
"Ha! You dare challenge The great Oni, Izuri? Let's settle the score. If I win, I eat all of your friends. If you win, you also can eat me."
"Deal! Let's brawl!"
(Game mode)
Shukaku as Pit 5 lives
Izuri as Snake 5 lives
Pit fired arrows at Snake, while Snake shot a large canon at Pit. Pit 4 lives. The smash ball comes up. Pit takes the Final smash-Okay since I'm bored I'm gonna skip to when both characters have one life left. Pit and Snake are neck and neck.
Snake:Give up already!
Pit:Never! My friends need me.
Snake:You're just a lil' brat! How can you save them if you can't save yourself?
Suddenly, Pit was very angry. He was surrounded by powerful chakra.
Snake:So Pit, Show me your final smash...
Pit's eyes turned yellow.
Snake:WTF? Chakra can't be used in SSBB!?!
Pit:Well, I'm gonna kill ya!
Snake:*thinking*What kind of Final smash is that?
Snake knew what it was. Pit used a growth justu and put an exploding tag on his arrow. Snake was begging.
Snake:No, no, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*died*
Guy in the box screen(I dunno what's his name):Snake? Snake? SSSNNNNNAAAAAAKKKEEE!
Game!
Winner:Pit
1st place-Pit
2nd Place-Snake(clapping)
(Reality)
Well I won the bet. I ate Izuri and Kyuubi owes me 5 weeks of leading teh club. Izuri last words were,
"You, a demon, played as an angel, yet you beat me!?!"
Anyway, since Izuri eaten lots of demons, I won't be eating anything...except for a weasel named Itachi! I jumped down from the skyscraper, leaving a huge earthquake. Then I waited for the akatsuki to tell them about Izuri and the Bet.
Kyuubi, can you continue?
~Shukaku
Oh god! I've gone too far. Kyuubi is gonna kill me. All I can do is hide for now. I have to call the others.
(Hachi)
'Hello?'
"*hic* Hachi Kyuubi's out of *hic* control! He more of a phyco than my host Gaara! You gotta help me!!!"
'Alright. Kai and I will get out of the ressteraunt. We'll be right there with the otherssss.'
I hung up, then hid behind a skyscraper. I was so scared that I was hungry and my huge stomach rumbled.
"You hungry Shukaku!?! I'll give ya a knuckle sandwich!!!" Kyuubi laughed insane. Great! A bully. Now I have to wai-Is that giant Itachi I just saw? Also, Misa is heading down this way. I knew what Itachi was thinking cuz' I read minds when I'm in this state.
'Now that Kyuubi is like my foolish brother and that Sand guy put together. My MangeKyo Sharingan will blind that Kistune forever.' Itachi thought. I can't do anything! If I came out from my hiding spot, I'll be blinded as well. But it didn't matter cuz' Kyuubi slashed the skyscraper in two.
"Revenge!" Kyuubi yelled, but Itachi used his sharingan...on Misa!?!
"Please, don't...hurt...Kyu-kun...." Misa fainted. Ya know what Kyuubi did? He thanked Itachi for doing that. Unbelieveable! I was angry also.
"DAMMIT KYUUBI-TEME! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO YOUR FRIENDS!?!" I tackled him to the ground. Kyuubi slashed his claws at my chest. I was bleeding.
"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT TEME! YOU WERE MEAN TO ME IN CHILDHOOD AND NOW YOU ABANDON YOUR FRIENDS FOR REVENGE!!!"
"MY FAULT? IT WAS YOU WHO GOTTEN DRUNK. YOU BRUNG YOUR SISTER IN HERE. YOU RUINED THE VACATION. IN FACT, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO GAVE ME THE IDEA OF CREATING THIS CLUB!!!" Kyuubi was winning the battle. I felt like I was about to die. I aimed for a punch, but was handcuffed by helicoptors.
"Shukaku Ichibi, you're under arrest for ruining New York." I gave in. I didn't want to destroy this place that brung me sake. So, I growled at Kyuubi. Kyuubi still wanted revenge.
"That's it Shukaku! Until I got my revenge, teh Biju club is over!!!" I was shocked. I threw a wrapped present at the kitsune with disgust.
"I don't *hic* even know you anymore..." I said to him. Then, I weeped. Not only did I not know how to shrink, not only did I always grow every minute, but that Kyuubi is a different demon. I went to a large cage big enough to fit me. I waved goodbye.
Kyuubi saw the package. He unwrapped it. It was the CD of him singing. Kyuubi read the note.
Dear Kyuubi,
I stole the CD back. Instead of your CD, I gave them a Cd of me singing Funkytown. I wanted you to have the best Vacation ever.
Your Friend and Baka,
Shukaku
-What does Kyuubi feel? Will he rampage again or let his friends help him. Time will tell.
~Shukaku
I have super hearing, so I heard what Hachi's plan was. Well, I'm not gonna take this!
"*hic*Sand Blizzard Justu!" I said as I winked at the two guys. Sand covered Hachi and Houkou like a blizzard. I ran away.
"But how are we going to get Shukaku in the water?" Hachi asked. Houkou was stunned and hypnotized by Shukaku.
"Okay, ever since Kyuubi was having adventures in the Akatsuki boat, you've been askin', 'Hey! Where's Houkou? He's soooo cute!' But I'm sick of being cute. I'm here right now!" Houkou yelled at the audience. Hachi slapped his forehead.
"The Brawl Tauntsssss video from YouTube? I'm sssssurrounded by bakassss." Hachi sighed. Then he thought of the only thing he can do, which he did instantly. Turned into a snake than push Shukaku in the harbor.
(MeanWhile...)
Tobi was holding Deidara's sakes very worried.
"Tobi know! Tobi throw sake in ocean. Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi threw the sakes in the harbor. Now the water is now sake.
(Hachi and Kai)
"Okay. Remember the Frezzzzzze water jutsssssu I taught you?" Hachi asked his brother.
"*hic* Yep! But It got wrong. There was *hic* no water in the harbor. Only Sake. Soooo, Shukaku drank the harbor all up and he gave some sake to me."
"Why me?" Hachi cursed the world.
"Now I'm sake flavored *hic*!" I said cheerfully. I was as tall as the empire state building now. Hachi was about to faint when I did something funny to Houkou and Kai.
"Okay, I have ice abilities, an awesome proctile, a snake for a brother, some sake, What don't I have?" Kai asked Houkou.
"Brainssssss." Hachi answered for Houkou. I laughed, then ran to find Kyuubi. I want to give him a surprise.
~Shukaku
Where was I when Kyuubi threw up? I took over some bars, grew more like about 20 more stories, then to go to the radio station. I had the cd in my claws, but since it's so small for me, I have to be careful. Kyuubi finally caught up.
"Oh s@#*!" Kyuubi yelled. Then he was ranting about the vacation going badly. My cell phone rang. It was Neka.
(Conversation)
"Hi Neka-chan!" (A/N:When I'm drunk, I talk like a 4 year old to Neka.:D)
'Hey Shukaku. Why are you so loud and where are you and Kyuubi?'
"I thought that playing SSBB will help me save Kyuubi.(A/N:I started to drink more sake) But *hic* the akatsuki grabbed me. Kyuubi told me to get drunk. I did, sung a song that might make me gay, then *hic* grew."
'Is Kyuubi alright?'
"Well, I kinda gave him sake, but *hic* at least I got him out of his cage!"
'By the way, how big are you!?!'
"Look out from the cruies ship. I'm next to the Empire state smiling and waving. I'm drinking a giant sake bottle*hic*"(A/N:If someone makes a fanart out of this, I'll be very happy.
)
'Oh My God! You're huge!!!'
"Isn't it *hic* great?"
'Remind me later to kill Kyuubi. Don't hurt yourself. We'll go and see how you guys are doing.'
"Bye Pretty Neko!" Neka hung up. Kyuubi was furious.
"So far this *hic* vacation sucks!" Kyuubi screamed, "All I wanted was to R & R. But you ruin EVERYTHING!!! I'm Leaving!" I could have beat him up. I could have yelled at him. I could even eat Kyuubi if I wanted to. But I sung.
Shukaku:It's hard to let it go
Kyuubi:WTF!?!
Shukaku:You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said,
Kyuubi:Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet you farther?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said "No,
I don't think life is quite that simple"
Shukaku:When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
Shukaku:No wonder they made a pairing of GaaNaru.
Kyuubi:The daily things
that keep us all busy
all confusing me thats when u came to me and said,
Shukaku:Wish i could prove i love you
but does that mean i have to walk on water?
When we are older you'll understand
It's enough when i say so,
And maybe somethings are that simple
Kyuubi:When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
Shukaku:Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
Both:When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
Kyuubi:Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
Shukaku:Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
"Are you gay!?!" Kyuubi said finally.
"I should *hic* ask ya the same thing *hic* Tom Thumb!" Yeah, Kyuubi was as tall as my claw thumb thingy.
"Well at least I'm eviler than you." Kyuubi commented.(A/N:Misa's Orochimaru comic entry was so funny, I couldn't resist)
"Remember that taste *hic* you get after throwing up from sake?"
"Ugh! I hate that."
"I LOVE THAT!*hic* And the Pikachu you wanted in brawl?"
"Yes?"
"I kicked his butt."
"No, no..."
"And the cd? It's now playing on the radio so that everyone hears it!"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kyuubi yelled. I drunk another bottle and grew more stories. Then I turned invisable so Kyuubi won't find me again *hic*.
To be continu-
Wait a minute! Before I cause a rampage and drink more sake, I would like to announce 2 things. One to tell ya the truth, I made Kyuubi's vacation miserable. So I gave a secret mission to everyone to make Kyuubi happy. I can't decide whether Hachi or Neka won, so they both won. Also, for those of you who think that this vacation might be the worst idea. But for me, this vacation tells us who we are inside. Okay, so I have a drinking problem. But I'm an expert on humans. Kaku sometimes devours people and looks like a short girl. But he loves Misa and expresses his feelings. Hachi is bad at transformations and hates water. But he went on a spa and came back with a brother. Although this vacation is random, my point is this:I'm glad that we are free to do whatever we want. I say TEH BIJU CLUB ROCKS, BELIEVE IT!!!
You do the next part Neka, Suki, Hachi, Kyuubi or anybody.
~Shukaku
