Where was I when Kyuubi threw up? I took over some bars, grew more like about 20 more stories, then to go to the radio station. I had the cd in my claws, but since it's so small for me, I have to be careful. Kyuubi finally caught up.
"Oh s@#*!" Kyuubi yelled. Then he was ranting about the vacation going badly. My cell phone rang. It was Neka.
(Conversation)
"Hi Neka-chan!" (A/N:When I'm drunk, I talk like a 4 year old to Neka.:D)
'Hey Shukaku. Why are you so loud and where are you and Kyuubi?'
"I thought that playing SSBB will help me save Kyuubi.(A/N:I started to drink more sake) But *hic* the akatsuki grabbed me. Kyuubi told me to get drunk. I did, sung a song that might make me gay, then *hic* grew."
'Is Kyuubi alright?'
"Well, I kinda gave him sake, but *hic* at least I got him out of his cage!"
'By the way, how big are you!?!'
"Look out from the cruies ship. I'm next to the Empire state smiling and waving. I'm drinking a giant sake bottle*hic*"(A/N:If someone makes a fanart out of this, I'll be very happy.
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'Oh My God! You're huge!!!'
"Isn't it *hic* great?"
'Remind me later to kill Kyuubi. Don't hurt yourself. We'll go and see how you guys are doing.'
"Bye Pretty Neko!" Neka hung up. Kyuubi was furious.
"So far this *hic* vacation sucks!" Kyuubi screamed, "All I wanted was to R & R. But you ruin EVERYTHING!!! I'm Leaving!" I could have beat him up. I could have yelled at him. I could even eat Kyuubi if I wanted to. But I sung.
Shukaku:It's hard to let it go
Kyuubi:WTF!?!
Shukaku:You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said,
Kyuubi:Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet you farther?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said "No,
I don't think life is quite that simple"
Shukaku:When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
Shukaku:No wonder they made a pairing of GaaNaru.
Kyuubi:The daily things
that keep us all busy
all confusing me thats when u came to me and said,
Shukaku:Wish i could prove i love you
but does that mean i have to walk on water?
When we are older you'll understand
It's enough when i say so,
And maybe somethings are that simple
Kyuubi:When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
Shukaku:Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
Both:When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
Kyuubi:Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
Shukaku:Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
"Are you gay!?!" Kyuubi said finally.
"I should *hic* ask ya the same thing *hic* Tom Thumb!" Yeah, Kyuubi was as tall as my claw thumb thingy.
"Well at least I'm eviler than you." Kyuubi commented.(A/N:Misa's Orochimaru comic entry was so funny, I couldn't resist)
"Remember that taste *hic* you get after throwing up from sake?"
"Ugh! I hate that."
"I LOVE THAT!*hic* And the Pikachu you wanted in brawl?"
"Yes?"
"I kicked his butt."
"No, no..."
"And the cd? It's now playing on the radio so that everyone hears it!"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kyuubi yelled. I drunk another bottle and grew more stories. Then I turned invisable so Kyuubi won't find me again *hic*.
To be continu-
Wait a minute! Before I cause a rampage and drink more sake, I would like to announce 2 things. One to tell ya the truth, I made Kyuubi's vacation miserable. So I gave a secret mission to everyone to make Kyuubi happy. I can't decide whether Hachi or Neka won, so they both won. Also, for those of you who think that this vacation might be the worst idea. But for me, this vacation tells us who we are inside. Okay, so I have a drinking problem. But I'm an expert on humans. Kaku sometimes devours people and looks like a short girl. But he loves Misa and expresses his feelings. Hachi is bad at transformations and hates water. But he went on a spa and came back with a brother. Although this vacation is random, my point is this:I'm glad that we are free to do whatever we want. I say TEH BIJU CLUB ROCKS, BELIEVE IT!!!
You do the next part Neka, Suki, Hachi, Kyuubi or anybody.
~Shukaku
