Okay, Hachi is driving really fast. I think I'm gonna be sick...Just then Naara called me about his missing bike. Just then I saw Deidara with Naara's motorcycle, driving towards us. I was scared. I pulled out a sake, drunk it, and then pushed Hachi into the back. I drove the bike with super speed. Hachi was angry.
"If you messssssss up my bike, I kill you..." Hachi muttered. I then saw Kyuubi. If he saw me, he's gonna kill me. So I drove past him, running over his foot. I was fine until Chiyoko yelled from my stomach.
"ONNNNNIIIII-SAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!" She yelled. Kyuubi heard her yell. Now he's chasing me. Oh god!
"Wassss that Chiyoko in there?" Hachi yelled. I nodded. I saw Sokou's volcanoe up ahead.
"Come Back here, un!" Deidara yelled. Kyuubi was pissed off. I didn't look where I was going. I crashed into a mailbox. Hachi was ready to kill me, but first he pummeled the mailbox. I guess he hated mailboxes. The akatsuki and Kyuubi was still looking for me. Then Hachi fainted just by looking at his crashed bike. I took myself and the fainted Hachi all the way to the Sand Village next door. Maybe my jinchuriki, Gaara might help me. At least I get to show Hachi what a jinchuriki is since he doesn't have one.
Kyuubi, Hachi, Raijuu, anyone please continue...
Note:I'm trying to put Jinchuriki in the stories and the club. Just to let you know, Gaara, Naruto, and Yugito are 13 during these fanfics. So if people like the jinchurikis, then Gaara, Naruto, and Yugito are up for grabs.
~Shukaku
I knocked on the door. Kyuubi-teme answered. I was still looking at the thunderstorm in front of me. They say that a god called Raiden shoots lightning in people's stomach. I don't wanna get hurt by lightning bolts!!!
"What are you doing here? I thought you went to Isonade's place for sake." Kyuubi said.
"I need advice..." I muttered.
"What? About working out to lose weight?"
"Teme! This is not the time to joke around!" I snapped.
"Okay seriously now, what's wrong?"
"Raijuu won't come out of my stomach." I knew what Kyuubi's gonna say next...
"You ate Raijuu?!" He said surprised.
"No, we were having a sad heart to heart and he slips into my stomach to sleep!"I spatted.
"I see..."
I went into teme's kitchen and sat on the table. The table was losing balance. Teme grabbed some leftover cake, got some milk, and returned to where I was. "What were you talking about?" He asked eating cake.
"Love."
Teme gagged on the piece of cake and swallowed some milk. "Gross," Teme said.
"Come on, have you ever loved anyone?"
"The only person I love is my younger sister, but not romantically. Other love is useless to me," He scoffed.
"You can't really say that," I said, "Isn't Chiyoko not actually related to you?"
Teme was about to take a bite of his cake and stopped at hearing that. He sat his fork down and looked at me. "How'd you know?"
"Chiyoko's a wolf and you are a fox, it's common sense to know you aren't related."
"So, what are you implying?" He asked, glaring at me.
"I'm not implying anything, but isn't it a possiblity you love your adoptive sister?"
He was mad at me. "Get out! I have nothing to offer to you!" Then he kicked me out of his house. Aww man! My only hope and I blew it...Gez, maybe Chiyoko might help. I knocked at her window. Chiyoko opened it.
"Shu-Kun?" Chiyoko said as she got out and looked up at me, "What happened to you?" I told her the whole story. She seemed to understand. I didn't tell her about the adoptive part, she might look sad at that.
"Okay, how do we get Rai-Kun out?" Chiyoko said to herself. Then she had an idea. "What if we make your belly so crowded that Rai-Kun has to go?"
"That idea is crazy enough to work!" I said. We went to an international buffet. I got stir fried shrimp, egg rolls, pizzas, mashed potatoes, and other stuff. Chiyoko had dumplings.
(5 hours later)
I was at my ice cream now. 1,000,000 dirty plates were stacked high next to me. Chiyoko had just eaten her 3rd plate.
"So, is your plan working?" I asked. I was very full. Chiyoko looked at me with an eye justu. She shook her head.
"Nope. Raijuu might be a sleep eater..." Chiyoko said. I burped loudly, then sighed. This is gonna be a LONG day. We wre walking in a forest when I saw Kisame and Deidara walking through. I panicked and I didn't know what was I thinking.
"Chiyoko, stay with Raijuu. I don't want the Akatsuki to take you..." Then I ate her. Kyuubi's gonna kill me! I transformed into a tree and waited.
"Where is that Tanuki, un! He made a fool out of us!!!" Deidara yelled. Kisame was angry as well.
"I think I'm going to slash that tree into dust!" He said pointing at me. I fainted, turning back into Tanuki. Deidara caged me up.
"Well, well, well, un. It's 3 for 1..." Deidara smirked. I was scared and helpless.
Kyuubi, or Raijuu or anyone SAVE MEEEEEEE! and continue...
~Shukaku
Okay, after I woke up from Hachi's sofa, and was a lil' drunk, I visited the Akatsuki to videotape them. First, they went on a safari, then they went on a boat, and then Tobi sung a song to Deidara. All of it was funny. But when I passed the graveyard up ahead, I saw Raijuu. Okay, I knew Raijuu was here cuz' there's a severe thunderstorm coming and the trees hit by lightning were scratched by Raijuu. I walked near a tree with a gravestone and Raijuu. He looked very sad and mad at the same time.
"Hey..." I said. Raijuu looked up at me. He must have not seen me.
"Hello...." Raijuu said. This wasn't like him...
"Are you okay? You always become hyper whenever a thunderstorm is near..." I asked. Raijuu looked at the gravestone. It said 'Kisha' on it. I thought I understood, but who's Kisha?
"Want to go have sake?" Raijuu nodded. Now I know something is wrong. Cuz' Raijuu never had sake, and one reason why people drink sake is so they can feel better when they're sad. We went to Isonade's Pub. Isonade was suprised that I brung Raijuu with me, but did nothing cuz' I'm his only customer. When I finished with 2 bottles, Raijuu had drunk 20. That's it! Nobody can get any more worse. Both of us were drunk so we were OOC...
"I think I know how ya feel, Kisha was your girlfriend and you killed her. Am I right?" I asked. That was my worst mistake ever. Raijuu got up and picked me up with lightning speed.
"HOW CAN YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? HOW!?! YOU ARE JUST LIKE TORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled. I saw lightning came in here and crashed the tables. Isonade hid somewhere. I looked at him serious. When I look serious, my glare would make any person stop. Raijuu put me down gently, then started to cry. Hail, the size of pennys, fell outside. Raijuu told me about what Tora had told him.
"Like I said, I know how you feel," I started to say, "Let me tell you a true story. Karura was the most popular kid in my academy. When I was older, we started to go out. But when I turned into a monk, Karura marryed Sasori-"
"Sasori! WTF!?!" Raijuu and Isonade gasped.
"Let me finish! Karura had Temari, then with a foresight justu, Naara. When Karura had twins, Sasori ran away. One of the twins is my student."
"But how does this relate to my situation?" Raijuu asked.
"I said I *hic* wasn't finished! Sasori killed the 3rd kazekage. While I had to take care of one of the twins, a 4th kazekage married Karura, who gave birth to baka(Kankuro). When I came back with Jess, the 4th tricked me by turning me into a tanuki and sealing me inside a teapot. Then, Karura drank me and I was in her belly..." By now, Raijuu and Isonade's faces were O.O and O_O
"Anyway, then there was this baby inside her as well. As she had given birth, I was sealed inside the baby. But after she gave birth, Karura died. My love of my life, killed by the likes of me. She cursed this world, but I felt like she cursed at me...I was sad. Later on, my student Jess started to love me and my jinchuriki, Gaara. But I was So still angry and sad about that day that I just didn't know what to do anymore. Well I found out that I live among the spirits of the people who died in the sand. So I can visit her. So I'm here for you pal." I smiled and put my arms around Raijuu. Raijuu smiled.
When we got out of the pub. Raijuu wasn't there. I looked around.
"Where are you, Raijuu?" I asked.
"Be quiet! I'm trying to sleep!!!" said a voice inside my stomach. It was a sleepy Raijuu. I got a lil' upset.
"This is just great. Now you're sleeping inside me like the legend! What's everyone else going to say? 'Shukaku, why did you eat Raijuu!?!' I mean, here we are, having a sad moment and you ruined it!!! When are you going to wake up anyway!?!!?!" I ranted.
"A week, maybe. Try not to get hit by lightning..." Raijuu said before he went into a deep slumber. My stomach got bigger in the process. I was furious. I headed to Kyuubi's new house for advice.
Kyuubi or Raijuu please continue...
~Mad Shukaku
Dizzy woke up and was glad that Jin was dead, but that Erazor guy is controling her and her friends and Family. Why would this guy want to destroy the biju club. I was angry, transformed into my demon form, and charged for the remote that controlled the headbands. I got it. To annoy Erazor, I put the remote on Song Mode.>XD
Shukaku:Certified quality
a dat da girl dem need and dem not stop cry without apology
buck dem da right way - dat my policy
Shukaku alongside - now hear what da man say - Dizzy
dutty ya, dutty ya, dutty ya
Dizzy sing it now ya
Dizzy:baby boy you stay on my mind
fulfill my fantasies
i think about you all the time
i see you in my dreams
baby boy not a day goes by
without my fantasies
i think about you all the time
i see you in my dreams
aah oh my baby's fly baby oh
yes no hurt me so good baby oh
i'm so wrapped up in your love let me go
let me breathe stay out my fantasies
Shukaku:ya ready gimme da ting dat ya ready get ya live
and tell me all about da tings that you will fantasize
i know you dig da way me step da way me make my stride
follow your feelings baby girl b/c they cannot be denied
come check me in-a night and make we get it amplified
me have da ting to run da ship cause i'm go slip and i'm go slide
and in the words of love i got ta get it certified
but i give you da toughest longest kinda ride - girl
Dizzy:baby boy you stay on my mind
fulfill my fantasies
i think about you all the time
i see you in my dreams
baby boy not a day goes by
without my fantasies
i think about you all the time
i see you in my dreams
picture us dancin real close
in a dark dark corner of a basement party
every time i close my eyes
it's like everyone left but you and me
in our own little world
the music is the sun
the dance floor becomes the sea
feels like true paradise to me
baby boy you stay on my mind
fulfill my fantasies
i think about you all the time
i see you in my dreams
baby boy not a day goes by
without my fantasies
i think about you all the time
i see you in my dreams
baby boy you stay on my mind
baby boy you are so damn fine
baby boy won't you be mine
Shukaku:top top - girl
me and you together is a wrap - dat girl
driving around da town in your drop top - girl
you no stop shock - girl
little more da dutty, we'll rock dat world
Suddenly, Erazor put something on me, I was being controlled.
"Yes! Now I have a hungry biju on my side..." Erazor said. Kyuubi and Sokou gulped.
"Must destroy Biju Club..." I chanted.
"No! Not you!!! Dizzy will take care of that. You can eat everything in sight. But first, any other biju that can join us?" Erazor asked. I told him about Hachi and what type of demon he is when he's drunk. Erazor was pleased.
"Make Hachi drunk, but first eat up!!! You must be hungry..." Erazor commanded. I rubbed my stomach as I looked at Kyuubi and Sokou. Kyuubi turned to Sokou.
"I think we should run." Kyuubi said.
"Agreed!" said Sokou as they ran. I licked my lips as I followed them.
Someone please continue...
~Hungry Shukaku
I am happy:
1.)25 members
2.)4,000 views
3.)We're going to Hollywood!
I want to let you know that Raijuu took a picute of most of us, Yurikami and Chiyoko made some fan art for the club, Isonade and Chii made a self potrait, so they might get promoted. I still need some people to try to do fancomics of the Club please. And I'm gonna add two mini missions:
1.)Fan Art:
As you know whenever we go somewhere, I, Shukaku, get drunk and ruin everything. So I want you to draw me drunk either in New York or Las Vegas or Hollywood.
2.)Demon's World:
I have my own world where I can post fanfics and post things about myself. I want everyone to make a world with your demon name on it. If you don't have any room, just put it on your blog or something... Here's an example.
http://www.theotaku.com/worlds/shukakuichibi1 Aka Shukaku's World
~Shukaku
