Okay, after I woke up from Hachi's sofa, and was a lil' drunk, I visited the Akatsuki to videotape them. First, they went on a safari, then they went on a boat, and then Tobi sung a song to Deidara. All of it was funny. But when I passed the graveyard up ahead, I saw Raijuu. Okay, I knew Raijuu was here cuz' there's a severe thunderstorm coming and the trees hit by lightning were scratched by Raijuu. I walked near a tree with a gravestone and Raijuu. He looked very sad and mad at the same time.
"Hey..." I said. Raijuu looked up at me. He must have not seen me.
"Hello...." Raijuu said. This wasn't like him...
"Are you okay? You always become hyper whenever a thunderstorm is near..." I asked. Raijuu looked at the gravestone. It said 'Kisha' on it. I thought I understood, but who's Kisha?
"Want to go have sake?" Raijuu nodded. Now I know something is wrong. Cuz' Raijuu never had sake, and one reason why people drink sake is so they can feel better when they're sad. We went to Isonade's Pub. Isonade was suprised that I brung Raijuu with me, but did nothing cuz' I'm his only customer. When I finished with 2 bottles, Raijuu had drunk 20. That's it! Nobody can get any more worse. Both of us were drunk so we were OOC...
"I think I know how ya feel, Kisha was your girlfriend and you killed her. Am I right?" I asked. That was my worst mistake ever. Raijuu got up and picked me up with lightning speed.
"HOW CAN YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? HOW!?! YOU ARE JUST LIKE TORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled. I saw lightning came in here and crashed the tables. Isonade hid somewhere. I looked at him serious. When I look serious, my glare would make any person stop. Raijuu put me down gently, then started to cry. Hail, the size of pennys, fell outside. Raijuu told me about what Tora had told him.
"Like I said, I know how you feel," I started to say, "Let me tell you a true story. Karura was the most popular kid in my academy. When I was older, we started to go out. But when I turned into a monk, Karura marryed Sasori-"
"Sasori! WTF!?!" Raijuu and Isonade gasped.
"Let me finish! Karura had Temari, then with a foresight justu, Naara. When Karura had twins, Sasori ran away. One of the twins is my student."
"But how does this relate to my situation?" Raijuu asked.
"I said I *hic* wasn't finished! Sasori killed the 3rd kazekage. While I had to take care of one of the twins, a 4th kazekage married Karura, who gave birth to baka(Kankuro). When I came back with Jess, the 4th tricked me by turning me into a tanuki and sealing me inside a teapot. Then, Karura drank me and I was in her belly..." By now, Raijuu and Isonade's faces were O.O and O_O
"Anyway, then there was this baby inside her as well. As she had given birth, I was sealed inside the baby. But after she gave birth, Karura died. My love of my life, killed by the likes of me. She cursed this world, but I felt like she cursed at me...I was sad. Later on, my student Jess started to love me and my jinchuriki, Gaara. But I was So still angry and sad about that day that I just didn't know what to do anymore. Well I found out that I live among the spirits of the people who died in the sand. So I can visit her. So I'm here for you pal." I smiled and put my arms around Raijuu. Raijuu smiled.
When we got out of the pub. Raijuu wasn't there. I looked around.
"Where are you, Raijuu?" I asked.
"Be quiet! I'm trying to sleep!!!" said a voice inside my stomach. It was a sleepy Raijuu. I got a lil' upset.
"This is just great. Now you're sleeping inside me like the legend! What's everyone else going to say? 'Shukaku, why did you eat Raijuu!?!' I mean, here we are, having a sad moment and you ruined it!!! When are you going to wake up anyway!?!!?!" I ranted.
"A week, maybe. Try not to get hit by lightning..." Raijuu said before he went into a deep slumber. My stomach got bigger in the process. I was furious. I headed to Kyuubi's new house for advice.
Kyuubi or Raijuu please continue...
~Mad Shukaku
I woke up at 11:00 P.M. So far my life is kinda good. I went to a bar to get sake when I bumped into a white haired boy with blue eyes, rainbow jacket, and ripped up shorts.
"Sorry there." I said. I gotta stop bumping into people...
"It's okay dude. I'm Houkou."
"Shukaku. Anyway, wanna drink sake?" I asked. Houkou said he never tried it. I gasped.
"You never tried the world's most beautiful drink!?! Ya gotta have some." I carried Houkou to the bar.
At the bar, Houkou was poking at the bottle while I found Kaku and Hachi in the next table.
"What'sssssss up?" Hachi asked. Kaku shushed him. He looked very worried.
"The king of Biju is coming." Kaku explained, "If he sees new biju like you, he'll beat you up."
"One question, What's a biju?" I asked. Hachi slapped his forehead.
"It'ssss ussssss, you baka."
I can't believe that I'm a biju. Wait a minute. I can't believe Houkou drank 10 bottles of sake. He grabbed me onto the kareoke stage.
Shukaku:You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Houkou:My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
Shukaku:Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)
Houkou:Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
Both:You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Houkou:Break it down! Stop, Houkou time!
Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump
Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)
Shukaku:Break it down! Stop, Demon time!
Both:You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Shukaku:Break it down! Stop, Houkou time!
Houkou:Every time you see me
Shukaku:Houkou's just so hype
Houkou:I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Shukaku:Now why would he ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
Houkou:I've toured around the world, from Suna to the Bay
It's "Houkou, go Houkou, MC Houkou, yo Houkou"
And the rest can go and play
Both:You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Suddenly, a boy with black hair and a red cape grabbed me by the neck. I put him into a head lock. That led into a wrestling match. After that, I got out of the stage very pissed and talked to Hachi.
"Who the heck was he?"
"That'sssss Kyuubi. King of the Biju..."
"I'll see you in your funeral..." Kaku said.
And then out from nowhere a guy with yellow spikey hair , yellow jacket, a black shorts jumped out.
"Someone is gonna die? Cool!" I slapped my forehead.
To be continued...
P.S. Since Raijuu is here, he would look like Minato and because I'm nice, he went into Misa's baggage to go to New York.
~Shukaku
