This feeling that I have here is better than the one that I had in New York. Now I have to make Yuri-Chan bigger. But how? After I left Yurikami with Chiyoko, I went into a casino. Isonade is there. This is my chance....I tapped him on the shoulder.
"Ow! Who ever you are speak up!!! I'm trying to win. If you're sure, Iso-teme! I thought. I yelled as loud as I could.
"HEY ISONADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled. Isonade jumped. I gave him a heart attack. I looked down at him.
"What do ya know? *hic* We meet again Browser Poser!" I cracked my knuckles. Isonade gulped.
"Wait! I'm too young to die!!" Isonade begged for mercy. I dragged him to a closet. Then I took over a bar. Hachi was there waiting for me.
"Where have YOU been?" Hachi asked.
"How *hic* did ya know I was here?"
"Sssaw you on TV. The humanssssss ssssay that you are famousssssss." I can't believe my ears.
"Wow! I'm famous?"
"Yep. But now, you will come with me..." Hachi said. I ran, but accidently tipped over an open small sake bottle that flew into Hachi's mouth. I'm gonna die.......
"Thanksssss Shukaku. I needed that. Now prepare to DDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!" Hachi yelled as he hit me on the head with the sake bottle. At least he's human for now. I drank my homemade sake and went back into the casino. Kakuzu was playing Black Jack. I wanted to play. Hachi was thrilled.
"If I win, *hic* you leave me alone and stop being drunk!" I yelled.
"Deal! I hope ya ready to die, Let's do thissss!" Hachi yelled.
"Hey! That's my *hic* line!!!"
(3 minutes later)
"Ugh! What happened?" asked a tired Hachi.
"Ummm *hic* I won at Black Jack?" Hachi fainted. I put him in the closet with a beat up Isonade and then ran down to get more sake. I grew 100 ft, then looked at a sign. It was a giants boxing compition. This will mean I have a stage name:The Big Drunky!
Continued by other demons....
~Big Shukaku
After I yelled at Misa, I grabbed Kiarah, Koumori, Chiyoko and Yurikami into my bedroom. Just then, the phone rang.
'Heya Tanuki-Boy!' It was Isonade. By day he's a cool shark dude, but at night, he's the most toughest turtle I ever saw.
"Hi Iso-Kun. Are the Akatsuki feeding ya?"
'Look Tanuki, that Naara guy ain't that bad. He let me out on a lil' vacation...So I was thinking you, me, and the new demons are gonna have fun in Las Vegas. See ya tommarrow.' He hung up. Why wouldn't Naara kept him in his cage!?!
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(Airport)
"Are you sure Oni-san said it's okay to go on a vacation?" Chiyoko said confused.
"Yes. Yes he did..." I lied. After the trip to New York, I don't think Kyuubi would want me to go to Las Vegas. I mean who wants to go? They have bright lights, gambling, sake, every-sake? Hell yes I'm goin'.
"Shukaku-Sempai, Whose gonna meet us?" Yuri-chan asked.
"At day, he's a blue skinny man with gills. At night, he's a strong Green haired guy with a ripped yellow jacket."
"Oh! Is he gonna hurt us?"
"Me yes. You, no." I'm scared....
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(Air Plane)
"Can I have some peanuts, please?" Koumori asked the snack bar lady.
"Can I have some sake, please?" I asked. The lady gave peanuts to Koumori, but just cookies for me. I gave some to Yurikami. She was happy.
"You are like papa...Papa loved me as much as you do." Yuri-Chan muttered quietly as she blushed. I smiled. Maybe this vacation won't be so bad after all...
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(Las Vegas-Night time)
We got off of the plane and looked for Isonade. Someone punched my back really hard. It was HIM.
"So you showed up, Tanuki-Boy!" Isonade laughed as he slapped his army pants, "Let's go have some fun." We all first went into an international buffet.
"This is my latest creation," Isonade held out a sake bottle. By the way, what I like about Isonade is that he makes new kinds of sake for me to try, "This sake will make ya hungry all the time. Plus, it's choclate flavor..." I snatched the sake bottle and drank it all. He's right! It tastes like chocolate. Yuri-chan and Chiyoko were sharing some dumplings and Koumori and Kiarah were just eating noodles and egg rolls. Food. Food, Glorious FOOD!
"Um, Shu-Kun? Are you all right?" Chiyoko asked me as I was eating Pizza by the dozens.
"Never been *hic* better. Now, I need more food!" I yelled. I used the ice cream maker to squirt Ice Cream in my mouth. It tasted so good. Next, there's the steak, medium rare, the mac and cheese, the egg rolls, the mashed potatoes, rice, beans, corn beef, more pizza, pasta, some chocolate, meatballs, stir fried steak kabobs, more sake, and did I say more pizza!?!
"What are the side effects of the sake, Isonade-Sama?" Kiarah said, stunned.
"Well, let's just say that Shukaku get's larger everytime he eats and drinks, he gets a new look, and he thinks that everything is a game. If you excuse me, I'll be gambling the whole night..." Isonade left the building. I noticed the new drunken look. I had no shirt, red shorts, My tanuki ears,tail, and blue veins are showing, I'm bare foot and so far, I'm 10 ft. The girls looked at me in awe.
"At least Shu-kun looks damn-sexy!
" Chiyoko said. The three girls nodded.
Someone please continue from here...
~Drunk Shukaku
