Our 7 biju are in a boat. A stage full of people waited for the entertainment. Kaku was worried.
"Whose gonna go first? The people are still angry at Hachi-san for crashing in the ocean." Kaku said.
"Misa and I will go." Nekomata said. Misa crossed her arms smiling.
A clay house was on the stage with Misa on top of the roof. Neka was at the bottom.
Neka:There's a little creepy house
In a little creepy place
Little creepy town
In a little creepy world
Little creepy girl
With her little creepy face
Saying funny things that u have never heard
Do you know what it's all about
Are you brave enough to figure out
Know that you could set your world on fire
If you are strong enough to leave your doubts
Misa:Feel it
Neka:Breathe it
Misa:Believe it
Both:And you'll be walking on air
Neka:Go try
Misa:Go fly
Neka:So high
Both:And you'll be walking on air
You feel this
unless you kill this
Go on
And you're forgiven
Neka:I knew that
I could feel that
I feel like
I am walking on air
MisaShe has a little funny cat
And a little creepy bat
Little rocking chair and an old blue hat
That little creepy girl
Oh she loves to sing
She has a little gift
An amazing thing
With her little funny eyes of hazel
With her little funny old blue hat
She will go and set the world on fire
No one ever thought she could do that
Neka:Feel it
Misa:Breathe it
Neka:Believe it
Both:And you'll be walking on air
Neka:Go try
Misa:Go fly
Neka:So high
Both:And you'll be walking on air
You feel this
unless you kill this
Go on
And you're forgiven
Misa:I knew that
I could feel that
I feel like
I am walking on air
Both:Flitter up
and Hover down
Be all around
Be all around
You know that I love you, go on
Feel it
Breathe it
Believe it
And you'll be walking on air
Go try
Go fly
So high
And you'll be walking on air
You feel this
unless you kill this
Go on
And you're forgiven
We knew that
We could feel that
We feel like
We are walking on air
The people was happy at the performance. The boys were shocked.
"Kyu-Kun!" Misa yelped and leaped into Kyuubi's arms, but fell in the water. Kyuubi laughed and left to go to sleep.
"Misa!!!" Houkou yelled and jumped to save Misa.
To be continued...
"We are now on the plane," Nekomata said, "What now?"
"Uuhhhh! Since we're in first-class, how about a movie?" Houkou barked.
"Wally!" Misa said eating popcorn. Everyone agreed. During the movie, Kaku whispered to Shukaku.
"Does Wally and Eve remind you of someone..." Kaku chuckled. Shukaku looked at Kyuubi and Misa, Kyuubi giving him a death glare.
"Uh guyssss?" Hachimata stuttered, "I did something..."
"What did you do!?!" Kyuubi yelled. First Shukaku, now this.
"Welll you know I sssssuck at transformations. So I went to the pilots to ask when are we gonna land. The pilots ssssaw a human with three heads, then they jumped out of the plane. Ssssooo we are gonna crash into the ocean."
Instantly, Kyuubi and Houkou raced to the cockpit.
"How do you drive this thing!?!" Houkou asked. Kyuubi pressed buttons randomly accidently pressed the Auto-Pilot button off. Kaku had an idea.
"I'll transform the boat with Misa's help," Kaku said as he got some clay out, "Henge!"
The plane turned into a boat with sailors, wine, and other stuff. Kyuubi wanted to kill both Shukaku and Hachimata now but was cut off with the boys singing.
Boys:So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
Hachimata started sing with Hawaii style clothing.
Hachi:Racing all around the seven seas
Chasing all the girls and making robberies
'Causing panic everywhere we go
Party-hardy on Titanic
Shukaku, who was drunk, was drinking the biggest Sake and bumping Houkou and Kyuubi into the water.
Shukaku:Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking, 'till the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of sex-appealing
Misa:Come, let us sing the sailor-song
"Must..kill...SHUKAKU!!!" Kyuubi yelled as he rode Houkou onto the boat.
Boys:So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
Misa then grabbed Kyuubi by the neck.
"I thought you were not going to bother me!" Kyuubi said.
"Big brother said plane," Misa smiled evilly, "He didn't say boat>"
Misa:Sailorman, you really turn me on
Now the guys are gone, come let us get it on
Girls like me are pretty hard to find
So if you go, I'll kick your Heiney
Kaku:Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking, 'till the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of sex-appealing
Neka:Come, let us sing the sailor-song
Boys:So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
Kyuubi, out of Misa claws, grabbed a kunai and headed for Shukaku.
Kyuubi:Now, let's fight!
Shukaku:Ha, that's not a knife, this is a knife!
Shukaku takes out a katana. Kyuubi and Shukaku fought until there were all tired.
Houkou:Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking, 'till the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of sex-appealing
Hachi:Come, let us sing the sailor-song
Boys:So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
Shukaku:I'm king of the world!
Misa:Wow, this was great!
Shukaku:Yeah, baby, you can sail my ship!
All:And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
"This is turning out to be the best vacation ever!" Neka-chan said. Kyuubi groaned.
To be continued...
Sokou's family camping Trip
August 1997
A campfire was brewing as a rooster sat beside it.
Rooster:*sips cofee* Ahh! There's nothing like the peace and quiet of the Great Outdoors.
Sokou:-runs and bumps his dad-Wahhh! Wahhh! Get it off!!!!
Rooster:How about you can be a man and go get some more firewood. There's nothing to be afraid of.
(deep part of forest)
Sokou:There's nothing to be afraid of...*picks up sticks*
Growl!
Sokou:AAAhhhh!*runs and falls into something*What a stupid place to put a hole!
The hole was really footprints. Growls, a srceam in the night, and the video stops there.
Me:What did Sokou see? Could it be the creature known as bigfoot? Today on Mysterious Phenomena of the Unexplained we'll find out.
Voice:MYSTERIOUS PHENOMENA OF THE UNEXPLAINED!!!!
Me:*looks at book*Bigfoot, sometimes called sasquatch AKA Gigantopithecus, the Florida Skunk ape, and My 5 tailed friend Houkou.
Houkou:*sticks his tounge out and gives a thumbs up as he moves the camara*
Me:But does it really exist?
An orange-green haired man and a blue haired man sits on a now dead tree stump.
Sokou and Kaku
Present day
Sokou:I really did see a Sasquatch.
Growl! Snarl!
Hachimata:*points*That's him!
Me:*off screen*This is Hachimata, Bigfoot expert. We have offered him $10,000 to bring back conclusive evidence of the creatures existence.
Hachimata:You wait here while I go flush him out*runs into cave*
The growling was only a radio. Hachi-san turned it off, then put on a bigfoot suit.
Hachi:All I need to do is let them take my picture and leave a few footprints.
Growl!
Hachi:I thought I turned that darn thing off!
Snarl!
Hachi:*looks up, turns white, and screams like a girl*
Growl!
Sokou:That sounded close.
AAahhhhhhhh!
Kaku:There's two of them.
Hachi pops up from nowhere. Sokou hides.
Kaku:Bigfoot has eaten Hachimata!*runs*
Hachi:Hold on! Come back!
Me:*holds pic of Hachi in Bigfoot suit*Faked photographs like these are a dime a dozen. Until someone actually captures one of these elusive creatures, Bigfoot would remain a
MYSTERIOUS PHENOMENA OF THE UNEXPLAINED!!!
Houkou:*turns camara towards me*
Me:*chuckles*To think some people believe this hairy freak actually exists.
Bigfoot:GROWLLL!
Me:Uh oh. No stay back. AAAAAHHHHHH! Not the face, not face. Oww, my tail. wwwwwahhhhh!
~Shukaku
Here is human info before ya read. This is what we look like in human to give you a picture:
Kyuubi-Shippuden Sasuke with Red eyes, red cape, blue jeans and black shirt
Shukaku-Shippuden Gaara with blonde hair, yellow eyes, black t-shirt, and red jeans
Nekomata-Sakura with black hair, cat eyes, black wings and white and black robes
Houkou-Neji and Kiba with white hair, black goggles, Rainbow jacket, and ripped up shorts
Kaku-Deidara with blue hair, black eyes, and the same outfit, but with white clouds(the clouds represent clay)
Hachimata-Shino without the glasses, but with brown hair, scaley skin, black eyes, and some gangsta clothes
"Everyone ready?" Kyuubi asked. Shukaku looked worried, "What's wrong?"
Noises were heard from outside-
"WHERE'S KYU-KUN DANG IT!?!"
"I don't know what you're talking about, woman!"
"Hide me!" Kyuubi said as he hid under Houkou, "I'm too young to die!!!!"
Hachimata ran with Misa choking on him. Everyone stared at Shukaku.
"She was gonna kill me if I didn't bring her..." Shukaku stated.
(Airport)
Everyone was about to go on the plane when Nekomata saw some people fighting. She began to sing...
Neka:I don't wanna go another day,
So I'm telling you exactly what is on my mind.
Seems like everybody's breaking up
Throwing their love away,
But I know I got a good thing right here
That's why I say (Hey)
All:Nobody gonna love me better
I must stick with you forever.
Nobody gonna take me higher
I must stick with you.
You know how to appreciate me
I must stick with you, my baby.
Nobody ever made me feel this way
I must stick with you.
The people on the airport loved the music, but was shocked of the crazed fangirl singing.
"I don't know them..." Kyuubi said blushing.
Misa:I don't wanna go another day
So I'm telling you exactly what is on my mind.
See the way we ride in our private lives,
Ain't nobody getting in between.
I want you to know that you're the only one for me (one for me)
And I say
All:Nobody gonna love me better
I must stick with you forever.
Nobody gonna take me higher
I must stick with you.
You know how to appreciate me
I must stick with you, my baby.
Nobody ever made me feel this way
I must stick with you.
Houkou:And now
Ain't nothing else I can need (nothing else I can need)
Hachimata:And now
I'm singing 'cause you're so, so into me.
Misa:I got you,
We'll be making love endlessly.
Kaku:I'm with you (baby, I'm with you)
Baby, you're with me (Baby, you're with me)
All:So don't you worry about
People hanging around,
They ain't bringing us down.
Shukaku:I know you and you know me
And that's all that counts.
All:So don't you worry about
People hanging around,
They ain't bringing us down.
Misa:I know you and you know me
And that's why I say
All:Nobody gonna love me better
I must stick with you forever.
Nobody gonna take me higher
I must stick with you.
You know how to appreciate me
I must stick with you, my baby.
Nobody ever made me feel this way
I must stick with you.
Nobody gonna love us better
We must stick with you forever.
Nobody gonna take us higher
We must stick with you.
Misa:You know how to appreciate me
I must stick with you, my baby.
Nobody ever made me feel this way
I must stick with you.
"Awwwww!" Everyone cooed.
"The song is for me, isn't it?" Kyuubi said.
"Yeah. NOW GET ME SOME POPCORN DANG IT!!!!" Misa yelled as she was grinning like a fox.
Can someone be Misa please?
To be continued...
"We are gonna go to New York!" Kyuubi stated. Everyone cheered. Suddenly, the door bell rang. A man who looked like Deidara, but with blue hair entered.
"Where have you been Kaku?" Neka meowed.
"I have to get more clay on the trip," Kaku answered, "So I went where there was more..."
(Meanwhile in Akatsuki base)
"Let's go Deidara." Pein said to the blonde man.
"Yeah Sempai. We're going to Hong Kong!" Tobi yelled excitedly.
"Just let me get my-" Deidara suddenly saw that his clay was gone, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(Back to Club)
"As I was saying," Kaku rolled his eyes as he thought about the fans that might kill him, "How are we going there? We don't have plane tickets."
"Luckily," Shukaku said as he held a box load of tickets, "I'm prepared."
"How did you get those!?!" Everyone asked.
"I gave an american producer a CD of Kyuubi singing..." Shukaku whimpered, then covered his ears.
"YOU WHAT!?!" Kyuubi yelled.
(America)
The producer guy put a CD in the CD player. Music was heard.
Kyuubi:It starts with
One thing, I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but didn’t even know
Wasted it all just to
Watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me, will eventually, be a memory, of a time when I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
One thing, I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I’m surprised it got so far
Things aren’t the way they were before
You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me
In the end
You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me, will eventually, be a memory, of a time when I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter!
"This guy is great!" The producer said, "Let him and his pals come here as a token of my friendship."
To be continued...
