The Wedding of Otaku Legends

Chad: You don’t *Leads the camera down a hall leaving Bob behind* As things start to draw closer to the ceremony, I feel it’s time to interview our two main attractions. *Knocks on a staff room door* Excuse me, Ms Zakuro?

*The door opens a crack to reveal a young girl with pink hair and small horns.*

Nana: Zakuro is busy right now. She can’t talk right now.

Chad: Then how about I interview you while we wait

Nana: Interview Nana?

Chad: Yeah, we already talked to your brother

Nana: *Quietly leaves room and closes door* Did Host-san know that both Nana and her Onii-chan know both Zakuro and Jungy personally?

Chad: You can call me Chad. *Nana nods* No, but knowing that helps me understand why you are the bride’s maid

Nana: Nana was really happy when she was asked to be the bride’s maid. Nana bets her Onii-chan told Chad about her obsession.

Bob: We have similar interests.

Nana: *Looks Bob over* Nana thinks that they have a difference of 1 dimension.

Chad: Feel free to defend yourself. He may not be doing anything, but he is thinking it.

Nana: *Sweat drop* Hehe, I think I’m fine.

*commercial break*

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