Hello!!
I am tehmekemonster! If you are looking for random tidbits and words you've come to the right place! You can read as much as you want of that here! Feel free to tell me what you think of all of it too! Writing it doesn't do me any good if no one tells me how it could be better!!

have fun, okay?

the endeavors of disguise

Hello everyone It's really nice to be typing again! this time I have a few ideas I want to run by you, read carefully okay?

Have you ever hidden your identity? Was it necessary to do so? On another note did it work? Those who know you best will always be able to tell an act from the real thing.... I've had quite a few dreams lately about cosplay and deception, this is what has happened....

I was working tonight as usual, many people were tonight. OtakuT.V, the tv station for which I worked, was finally taking off! At nine o'clock exactly our first world wide broadcast was airing. My job was really simple, cater to our guest star's every whim. If I could do this I would be promoted to a higher position, hopefully one that didn't require waiting on someone hand and foot!

"Kumi-chan? we need you backstage..." that was my co-worker Dyani Evans, she was under the impression that she'd never need anyone ever. This sounded like trouble to me.

"I'm on my way!" up the stairs and to the left our guest star's green room was locked, he wouldn't answer, not even for me. How would our best show go on without our self-proclaimed "worlds greatest Miku Hatsune cosplayer"?!

It took our entire team to break open that damn door. It didn't help us much though. Passed out in the middle of the floor was our star. The room reaked of alchohol and the walls and furniture had been torn apart.
"Who the hell is that fat lard in our green room?!" Our newest member hadn't been on time today and hadn't meet our guest.

"... We're ****ed huh Kumi-chan?" dyani's foul mouth was still in top form, at least that was normal.

"Yeah, You could say that. Or you could say I'm out of a job." I had to get myself and my team out of this. My walkie talkie beeped and our boss's voice was audible

"We need our star out here in five, got it?"

"Yeah"

"No screw ups this time kumiko."

"Kay..."

I turned to my team. "We need ideas!"

"Why don't we just dress you up in his cosplay?" Our newbie's brilliance shown through, finally! Wait, why me? I asked my question.

"Well," dyani said "You are already in costume."
what? I looked down at myself, and lo and behold I was! goddamn it!

how's that for a suprise ending?

the endeavors of battle

.:Just a quick question to my readers, anyone ever played league of legends? It's like dota and it's really fun. But to get good you have to get geeky!:.

anyway, have you ever fought in a battle? have you ever felt like victory depended on you? has the feeling of defeat ever sank into your soul? well, now you can at least read about it.....

At night I was used to dreams of fighting a glory but never had I ever expected that I would make it here with dreams alone! The feilds of justice spread out before me. Spralling and windswept, it seemed to beckon for me to run deeper into it's craigy dangers. Not only was it crawling with creepers, but there were five other champions roaming about as well. The only difference between me and them was.... well everything. They were full grown warriors with the weapons and scars to show it. What was I? A little kid who stumbled upon this place in a dream and happen to get stuck there!

A team member came over and smacked me right in the shoulder. i almost fell over; his hand was enormous!

"you new here?" I didn't even need to answer for him to see that I was "well, good luck to ya newbie." He dashed off into the tall grass. Maybe I would do the same.

Oh god, I would regret this later! I jumped headlong in to the bush after my team. I ran with newfound spirit when my feet touched the dust. perhaps I could get along fine out here, maybe I wouldn't have to fight....I couldn't have been more wrong. The middle of the lane was crawling with the enemy's creepers. My friend from earlier was in the middle of the fray hacking away at the oncoming horde. Immediately I realized I didn't have a weapon what the hell am i doing here? i wasn't a champ! i didn't have a summoner for guidence! what was i supposed to do.

Suddenly I was grabbed by the waist and hoisted into the air. Another champ from my team had me up over his head. "Go mid, squishy." and having said that he threw me into the jungle to run and find the middle lane on my own.

Every taction knew that the mid lane was for one ranged charater so they could kill as many creeps as they could but I was powerless! I couldn't kill a fly in this place! But I knew I'd have to shed this helplessness if I wanted to be useful to my team. I did the best I could, throwing sticks and rock to help the creepers on my team I didn't really help all that much when it came to the big picture. I would have to kill an enemy champion in order to place in this contest, how in the world could I manage that on my own!

I would never leave, I couldn't bear to face myself if I didn't face this challenge I was given. I could do this, I could.....

It seems unfinished, it is. Bother me and I could wrap it up for you! anyway, I had this dream last night and I think it's gonna be epic when it's done!

the endeavors of space

Hello! This time I need your opinion...

Last night I had a dream about portal 3. Strange you may assume but hear me out....

When chell left, or rather was kicked out, Glados decided she needed a new hobby something more dangreous then testing robot teamwork. She mentioned it once and thought it was good... reanimating the dead seemed good to her. It was risky and dangerous and there was no bounderies for her, a comuter with little morality. Here's the one detail that gave me issue, in the portal games aperture science inc. has always been grounded, in my dream it was out in space.

In my story the test subect in taken into space tested thoroughly for DNA samples and other such things. However aliens come and invade the station. Glados employs the help of her test subjest and together they beat the creatures and begin to see the other as a friend.

The creatures are attracted to electricity and their main goal is to find the main circut. Test subject uses the portal gun to avoid or destroy the creatures and preserve glados.

how does it sound? cool? lame? my brother thought it sounded off and too farfetched to be any good. what's your opinion?

the endeavors of destiny

What is destiny? The divine? Is it even my place to define it? Some may believe in a cause behind events over which we have no control, and even still we all explain and interpret these things differently? What do you believe? and before you call it blasphemy, hear my story.....

Suzanne fabre was dreaming, but she was stil awake. she was ill and this was normal. Her head ached, her bones were stiff, she blamed her age. She was nearing her fourties and being idle for so long make her prone to sickness. However, something made her stir, what it was she had no idea. She simply had the over whelming desire to see the sun and take a stroll through manor gardens.

Never had she felt the need to move so badly and when he did her pain seemed lessened. What relief! She immediately put on her shoes and stepped into the courtyard.

The yard was empty, completely cleared. Not a soul despite the nice weather and myraid of colorful blooms. She strode about admiring the flowers that pete the gardener took care of so very well. She was then interuppted by a unfirmliar voice.

"my, my, my, to see one as beautiful as you among the petals. It must be my lucky day."

Suzanne turned to see a face as unfirmilar and mysterious as the voice it belonged to. One malkuth soldier stood before her bowing slightly to show respect and smiling mischievously.

"And who are you?" Suzanne inquired, more curious them surprised.

"I am colonel Jade Curtiss" he stated dropping to one knee "and you must be the Lady Fabre" He smiled taking her hand and kissing the first knuckle sweetly.

Was it destiny? Was it really? Or maybe it was cruel fate that they could never be as one. Who could ever be sure....

Sorry Luke, Jade didn't help you out because he thought it a good cause, he just had a thing for your mom.

the endevors of internet

What is the internet? Is it a series of tubes? A network of users and programs? or is it more simple? For me internet is all about communication, if you don't receive info what is the good? I've always wondered about internet because it is so vast yet intricately connected to everything we do nowadays. Here's a bit of fanfic I thought of just for you guys!

I sat on my pillow encrusted bed. I was three inches deep in fluff and spring but I was not about to sleep, I was too sad, and to excited. I'd become very close to a person I meet online, we were practically best friends now but my father noticed a steep drop in my grades and was threatening cutting of internet connection. I wouldn't be able to survive that.

My computer screen lit up, guess who was online? His name was Allen Walker, yes the anime character, somehow we had been able to connect over the world wide web. How? I often asked myself, why? I sometimes pondered. I accepted it as a miracle now, my own personal miracle, I would never tell a soul.

"My father wants to shut our connection" I told him through tears, "after two years this is how we end huh?" I began to elaborate and reminisce with him.

"Is there anything I can do?" he asked "please stop crying!" We started to talk about old times. Two years worth of rough and smooth sailing was about to end.

"I guess this is goodbye," he said as the clock neared 2am "I hope I can see you soon"

"You too"

My computer shut down, looks like my internet died or shut off. Either way I was alone now.

Funny thing happened a few years later. I met a cosplayer on the street near a convention one time. He talked like an old friend and told me he would never be far. Sounded strange at the time, but sometimes life is strange.

This is one of my favorites! I've mulled it over quite a bit these last few days. How's it sound?