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Hello everyone It's really nice to be typing again! this time I have a few ideas I want to run by you, read carefully okay?
Have you ever hidden your identity? Was it necessary to do so? On another note did it work? Those who know you best will always be able to tell an act from the real thing.... I've had quite a few dreams lately about cosplay and deception, this is what has happened....
I was working tonight as usual, many people were tonight. OtakuT.V, the tv station for which I worked, was finally taking off! At nine o'clock exactly our first world wide broadcast was airing. My job was really simple, cater to our guest star's every whim. If I could do this I would be promoted to a higher position, hopefully one that didn't require waiting on someone hand and foot!
"Kumi-chan? we need you backstage..." that was my co-worker Dyani Evans, she was under the impression that she'd never need anyone ever. This sounded like trouble to me.
"I'm on my way!" up the stairs and to the left our guest star's green room was locked, he wouldn't answer, not even for me. How would our best show go on without our self-proclaimed "worlds greatest Miku Hatsune cosplayer"?!
It took our entire team to break open that damn door. It didn't help us much though. Passed out in the middle of the floor was our star. The room reaked of alchohol and the walls and furniture had been torn apart.
"Who the hell is that fat lard in our green room?!" Our newest member hadn't been on time today and hadn't meet our guest.
"... We're ****ed huh Kumi-chan?" dyani's foul mouth was still in top form, at least that was normal.
"Yeah, You could say that. Or you could say I'm out of a job." I had to get myself and my team out of this. My walkie talkie beeped and our boss's voice was audible
"We need our star out here in five, got it?"
"Yeah"
"No screw ups this time kumiko."
"Kay..."
I turned to my team. "We need ideas!"
"Why don't we just dress you up in his cosplay?" Our newbie's brilliance shown through, finally! Wait, why me? I asked my question.
"Well," dyani said "You are already in costume."
what? I looked down at myself, and lo and behold I was! goddamn it!
how's that for a suprise ending?
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