Mythical Creatures and Me...Nope,Still Doesn't Sound Right

________________________________CHAPTER 9_____________________________________
This is chapter 9,right?I'm not loosing it am i?If I am please tell me.
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"No"
Ryan said casually.I was currently laughing at the whole situation and so was Kyle.Aaron and Aidan I don't know.But all I know was while I was laughing I felt something being poured over me.I looked down at my clothing and it turned out to be flour.I then turned around and saw Aidan smirking with Aaron laughing in the background.
"Whoops,did I do that?"
By now Jazz and Ryan stopped fighting and started laughing at me and Kyle was laughing harder and Aaron was still laughing while Aidan was smirking at me and I grinning.
"No,don't worry about it.Accidents happen.Right?"
I gave him a sweet smile before grabbing some hot chocolate and pouring it on him.
"Like I said,accidents happen"
I replied still with my sweet smile plastered on my face.
"Oh you're right"
Aidan said while wiping hot chocolate from his eyes.I gotta say his hair clinging to his face,his clothes wet and showing off his muscles was HOT.
"And this is a total accident"
He said as he cracked 2 eggs over my head and yoke spilled over my head.I wiped the egg yoke from my eyes and picked up an egg.I threw it at Aidan's head but at the last minute he ducked and the egg ended up hitting Kyle.By now Jazzy and Ryan were laughing so hard they couldn't even stand properly.Now it was my turn to laugh and boy,did I laugh.Soon Aidan joined me but Kyle didn't.He grabbed the milk and advanced to me.He aimed and fired.Luckily I ducked in time but unluckily the milk hit Jazz and Ryan.
"KYLE!!!!"
They yelled at the same time.
"Whoops,hand slipped"
Now I was laughing harder so was Aidan and Aaron.But now I felt more egg yoke on me.I looked at whoever it was and it turned out to be Aaron.
"Aaron!!!"
I yelled.Now this meant war.I grabbed some of the leftover dough and threw it at Aaron's head. And it hit him dead on.
"Oops,clumsy me"
Before I could get hit by anything else I ran out of the living room.With them following quickly behind.I took sharp turns and I came to a door.Which gave me a good idea.I looked down the hallway and heard their pounding feet.
*I can make it*
I ran for the door.
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I looked out from the corner I was hiding behind and I saw them pounding on the door.I laughed to myself and I waled out of my hiding place.
"You guys are so gullable"
They looked over to me and I smirked.But suddenly they stopped.They were looking at something behind me.
"Ryan who's that?"
Jazzy asked pointing to something behind me.I turned around and came face-to-face with a guy that wasn't there before.I took a step back but he took a step forward.
"If he doesn't back away from Alex I swear I'll-"
Jazzy couldn't finish that sentence because Aidan cut her off.
"Seth,what do you want?"
It was obvious that Aidan was annoyed at this Seth but did I hear a hint of jealousy?I thought about that for a minute.
Nah,I was probably just hearing things.
"Can't I visit my own brother?"
Seth asked.
"Half brother"
Aidan said with venom.They must really not like each other.
"This is your half brother?"
I asked motioning to Seth.
"Yes and you must be little Aidan's girlfriend"
Seth replied leaning into me.
"Girlfriend?We're not-"
I was cut off by Aidan.
"Leave her alone,Seth"
Aidan said.
"So she isn't?Guess then you wouldn't mind if I made her my mate"
Seth said with a smirk.
"You're not laying a hand on my cousin"
Jazzy said stepping forward with a look that could kill directed to Seth.
"Ahhhh,let me guess.Ryan's new toy?"
Seth asked with a wonder in his eyes.
"Fuck off"
Ryan said threw barred teeth.
"Touchy,touchy"
Seth said.
"What do you want,Seth?"
Aidan asked.
"I just came to pay a little visit to my favorite people"
Seth replied.
"Visit my ass.Now what do you really want?"
Aidan asked again.
"Fine,I need a place to stay.I kinda,sorta....ummmmm....well,how should I say this?"
Seth was stalling.You could just tell.
"Spit it out!!!"
Kyle yelled.
"Well,*sigh*Iaccidentlyletoutthestrongestdemonandnowhe'sonarampagelookingfor
someone"
Seth said quickly.But I think everybody caught it.
"YOU WHAT?!?!?"
Kyle,Aaron,Ryan and Aidan yelled at the same time.
"Yea,and now dad's really mad"
Seth shrugged like it was no big deal.
"How could you be so stupid?!?!?"
Aidan yelled again.
"Oh,wait.You always are!!!!"
"Calm down,Aidan.It's not like he's after one of us"
Just then we heard something hit the ground with a BANG!!We all went running to where the sound came from and a big muscled dude came barging in.
"Oh,yea.He's definitely not after one of us"
Jazzy said sarcastically.
"Give me the girls"
The big dude said.
"And he just happens to be after us.How nice"
I said sarcastically.
"Hey,Derek.Hows about we go back to that very nice jail cell in hell?Hm?"
Seth asked with a smile.
~Like that's gonna work~
`Be nice`
~Have you ever known me to be nice?~
*She has a point there*
`Don't take her side!!`
*I'm not taking sides!!I'm just pointing out facts*
`Sounds like you're taking sides`
*Well,I'm not*
~And even if she was she'd still be on my side,right?~
*I wouldn't take sides*
~But what if your life depended on it?~
*But my life doesn't so I simply won't.End of discussion*
~You're no fun!!~
`At least she did the rational thing`
~You mean be all goody-goody?~
`Will you stop?!?`
~Maybe I won't~
*Stop!!!God sometime you guys are annoying*
~And you're not~
*Zip it*
"Not until I get the girls"
Derek replied.

aren't Emos just hot?Especially Alex Evans/Aidan in my story

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Oh we don't need a I'm stupid we need HOT CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES!!!

I laughed at Kyle's mimicking and Alex being smart "OMG why the hell does boiling this fucking water and fucking chocolate!"I yelled at the water "Forget this I don't wanna make this fucking stuff anymore"I said stomping off to the living room which surpisingly I knew where it was "dam it all to hell how the hellers do I know this houses lay out?"I asked surpisingly confused
"I have no clue but well I don't know but I know the layout too Jazz"Alex said from the kichen Kyle laughed and I snorted.I got up and truged to the kichen surpisingly missing the perverted vampire and still soaked in food."dam it dam it"I whispered and sat down in the kichen floor and growled"what the hells up Jazz I haven't seen you like this since your mom came back"Alex said looking up from her cookies
"nuthing Lexxy nuthing I'm walking around bored"I replied lieing threw my teeth I got up again and walked away this time to the bedroom Alex and I woke up in i sat on the bed and sighed why the hell did I fight why the hell did I growl and slap him?"JAZZY COME DOWN HERE COOKIES DONE AND HOT CHOCOLATE!!!!"Alex yelled"OKAY C'MON!!!"I yelled and walked down trugingly to the kichen "here"I yelled Alex smiled and handed me a none burnt cookie and Kyle handed me a mug "thanks thanks"I said they both nodded to me I smiled and went to the living room sitting in the only Lazy boy chair which I figured was Ryan's I smiled devilishly and ate my cookie Kyle and Alex came in "ummmm Jazzy you might wanna get outta that Lazy boy thats Ryan's"Kyle said worried
"ha you think I care I don't he better not touch my car and the awesome leather inside seats!"I yelled and got all nice and snuggley in the lazy boy Alex laughed and laughed and pointed at a door with a mad Ryan at it "sorry Vampire I claimed the Lazy boy as my terratoirty so sorry sweet heart but its now mine"I said smiling at him Alex laughed so did Kyle Ryan was glaring at me and stole my cookie from me My cookie only had a bite off it"GIVE ME MY DAM COOKIE VAMPY BOY!"I yelled and jumped on him bitting him "Give me my cookie please"I said

how'd ya like it?

~Jazzy

Mythical Creatures and Me...Nope,Still Doesn't Sound Right

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God,I REALLY HATE COLDS!!!!They're sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
annoying.
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"One problem,Jazz.We still don't have any clothes to change into"
"Oh,right.Ryan go get them"
Aidan said to Ryan.
"Why me?!?!Why can't I stay here?!?!"
"Simple.Nobody trusts you around girls"
He 'hmmphed' and stomped out the door causing it to slam.
"It was probably a bad idea to let him go to your house and get your clothes"
"And cars"
Jazzy added.
"Cars,too"
Aidan finished.
"Kyle,you stay here and watch them while me and Aidan go make sure Ryan doesn't.....do anything"
Aidan groaned at trudged out the door mumbled something that I heard.
"Goddamn,vampire.Why can't he just keep his fucking,perverted hands to himself"
Just thinking about what he meant by that made me regret ever being a girl.They left with a slam of the door and then silence.
"So...."
"Well,then....."
"Do you have cookies?"
I asked with my head tilted to the side.
"No,but we can make some"
Kyle replied.
"Really?!?!"
Kyle nodded his head and my eyes went wide with excitement.
"Well,why the hell are we just standing here?!?!"
I asked enthusiastically.
"TO THE KITCHEN!!!!!"
Jazz finished for me.We all ran to the kitchen and we started cooking.
"Jazzy,I'm cooking"
"Don't you remember what happened to-"
I cut her off before she could finish that sentence.
"Yes,I remember.But I only did that once and he turned out fine"
"But his-"
Jazzy said but I cut her off again.
"Yes,I know his eyebrows never grew back but he told me that he can actually see hair"
Kyle's eyes went wide with fear and he held his eyebrows stepping away from
me.
"Don't worry,it was only once and Jazzy was the one who took out the matches"
Kyle relaxed intensely.
"Luckily we don't have matches"
He said.
"Now that that's passed let's get back to making cookies!!!"
I yelled.
"Ooh!!!Can we also make hot chocolate??"
Jazzy asked with hopeful eyes.
"What do you think I'm doing way over here?"
Kyle said standing in front of a cabinet getting out mugs.And 3 packets of hot chocolate.
"Oh.I'm gonna start making the cookies!!!"
I yelled running over to the refrigerator.I got everything I needed while Jazzy took over the hot chocolate.I quickly got out the bowl and mixing thingy.Oh!!Whisk,yea,that's it.
"Flour"
I said to Kyle while Jazzy was waiting for the water to boil.
"Flour"
Kyle said handing me a cup of flour.
"Eggs"
I said to Kyle.
"Eggs"
Kyle said while handing me the eggs.
"Milk"
I said.
"Milk"
He handed me the milk.
"Don't forget the chocolate chips!!"
Jazzy added.
"Right.Chocolate chips"
I said putting my hand out.
"Chocolate chips"
He said handing me the chocolate chips.
"Whisk"
"Whisk"
"I'm stupid"
"I'm stupid"
He mimicked.
"Wait we don't-Hey!!!"
He said while Jazzy laughed in the background.

Can I hit the vampire over the head with a frying pan?

well you see it seems Jazzy and Ryan hate eachother but that could change fairly quickly and Jazzy wants to make sumthing for dinner stir Fry and whatever
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I took a seat by Alex and Ryan sat next to me I growled at him in hate at him Alex sighed"Dam Jazz stop your giving me a headache you and your new boyfriend"Alex said
"Boyfriend?Him?Hahhaahhaah!Never ever when Hell turns to cotton candy"I said laughing
"we can make it that way Jazzy"Ryan said I narrowed my eyes and growled stabbing the food with a fork and glaring at it
"whats wrong Jazzy don't tell me the food is bad please please is it?"Aaron asked worried
"no no Aaron its fine actully its better then what Alex cooks she can burn alot of food and she always does she can only make Popcorn"I said
"HEY!ITS NOT MY FAULT JAZZ!!!!GOD DAM YOU KNOW THAT"Alex yelled I slapped her on the head"Idiot shut the hell out before i grab mmmmmmmmm my Halloween socks that I have on and stranggle ya!"I said in a cold voice Alex shutted up and glared at me
"Oh I feel soooo alive and well you know I would kill you with socks and that was for the Boyfriend thingy Alex"I said smiling at her evily and whispered to her"Food fight?"
"oh hell yeah lets bust out the Fire rockets and buzukas"Alex whispered back
I smiled and grabed a random food and threw it Alex did the same
"FOOD FIGHT!!!!"Kyle yelled
"WE WILL USE OUR AWESOMENESS AWESOME POWER BAWWAAHHHHAAA"Alex and I yelled throwing food everywhere thats when someone hit me with Mash potatos"Oh no Alex I'm dieing say good bye and tell them I loved them our family Good bye"I whispered between the mash potatos on my face and faked died
"NO NO DAMIT YOU KILLED HER YOU KILLED HER MY POOR CUSIN!"Alex yelled
the guys went wide eyed and glared at Ryan who was whistling"wasn't me"Ryan said
I kept quiet and listened Alex growled"LIAR LIAR LIAR YOU KILLED HER DAM YOU DAM YOU!"Alex yelled at Ryan throwing Mash potatos at Ryan hitting him I jumped up and Laughed everyone laughed we were all covered in food "Ummmmm we need to change big time and take baths"I said shaking off food from me and shivered"I feel so dirty"I muttered
"good you should for liking me"Ryan said
"Oh shut your fucking pie hole Ryan!"I yelled bad thing was I was wearing a black bra with a white shirt and I was covered in food I growled and covered my chest"WHAT CHA LOOKING AT FOOLS!!!"I yelled

well thats all I need Jess to contuinue and how'd ya like it?

~Jazzy

Mythical Creatures and Me...Nope,Still Doesn't Sound Right

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Sorry if this isn't the greatest.I'm writing with a cold.Doesn't feel so great.So if I have any bad grammar or whatever bare with me.
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"Oh wait"
I said before me and Jazzy pushed the guys out.
"We don't have any clothes to change into"
"That's okay.I don't mind if you don't have any clothes on"
Ryan said with a sly smirk.
"You're such a perv"
I said to him with a disgusted face.Aaron hit him on the side of his head causing Ryan to yell ow.
"What the hell was that for?!?!?"
Ryan yelled at Aaron.
"You know what it was for!!You can't just go around getting girls pregnant!!!!"
"I never said I'd do that.But now that you mention it-"
This time he was cut off by Jazzy's hand hitting him.
"Ow!!!Would you stop that?!?!?"
"Maybe I wouldn't have to hit you if you weren't so perverted!!"
"Maybe I'm so perverted so you can....hit me!!!"
"That made no sense!!!"
She yelled back at him.
"I'm a vampire!!I don't have to make sense!!"
"That's no excuse!!God,you're so stupid"
"At least my name's not Jazzy!!I mean,seriously.What kind of name is that?"
"A very good one,thank you.And at least I'm not a pompus,arrogant prick like you!!"
She yelled back at him.
"They just met a few minutes ago and they're already at it"
I mumbled to myself.
"Well,I think they'll be the best of friends"
I heard somebody say in my ear.I quickly jumped back and I saw Aidan smirking.
"Haven't you ever heard of personal space?"
I asked him while Jazzy and Ryan kept fighting.
"I have but that was payback for laughing at me"
He replied still smirking.
"I wasn't laughing at you...OK,maybe I was but still"
I retorted back.
"Still,what?"
He said taking a step towards me which made me take a step back.
"Why don't we eat?"
Immediately Jazzy stopped fighting with Ryan and looked over at Aaron.
"Eat?"
She asked with a raised brow.
"Yup,I made a special-"
He never got to finish that sentence because me and Jazzy were already running into the kitchen where we saw the greatest meal ever and also Kyle about to eat it all but when he saw us he grinned and played innocent.