OtakuOni: Chapter 17

Luna looked around the forest they were in and the bridge they just crossed.

“We’re back to where we started…” she pouted.

Ichigo tsked in annoyance, “This is annoying! I thought we were on the right track, but…”

“This is the last time I let you be in charge of directions!” Luna teased, “I can’t believe we just went in a big circle and ended back up where we started!”

Ichigo looked around, “Shit happens. Let’s go this way…”

“We just came from that direction! Ichiiiigooooo!” Luna pouted.

Just then Sasuke Uchiha crossed the bridge and looked at Luna and Ichigo.

“What are you two still doing here? I thought you left…” he said.

“Sasuuuukkeee! Someone good at directions!” Luna cried, reaching out for the Uchiha with grabby hands.

Ichigo twitched with annoyance, “Are you saying that I have a poor sense of direction?!”

“….Ichi, I love you…but you have a horrible sense of direction,” Luna said, planting a kiss on his cheek.

“It’s dangerous to let that idiot lead the way. Don’t forget that…” Sasuke smirked.

“SHUT THE HELL UP!” Ichigo shouted.

“Ehhh? Sasukeeee, where are all the chickadees I left under your care?” Luna asked.

“Isabell and Hana ran off to go help Hitsugaiya and Ichijo. That Kingdom Hearts group is around here somewhere…And I have no idea where Sesshomaru and Chrysta are…” Sasuke explained.

“Did Kira behave herself?” Ichigo asked.

“Of course not. She ran off a long time ago…”

A cellphone went off. Luna pulled it from her pocket, “It’s from Dino!”

“Answer it quickly while we have signal,” Sasuke said.

“Diiinnnooo~” Luna greeted, “Yes, everything is completely fine here! Everything is ok on your end right?”

Ichigo crossed his arms, “Yeah…fine. Things are terrible here!”

“WHAT?! Is she injured?! Is she conscious?” Luna cried.

While Luna was on the phone one of the monsters portaled in and was heading towards the trio. Ichigo unsheathed his zanpakuto and Sasuke pulled his sword from his sheath.

“What timing…Are you ready to work together for once?” Sasuke asked Ichigo.

“TSK! Like hell I am. But I guess we have to,” Ichigo relented.

“Hey Luna, who got injured?” Sasuke asked.

“Sorry! We have a little company and Ichigo and Sasuke find the need to shout at each other. I did not hear you, Dino! Say that again? ….Hello?! Hello?! Can you hear me?” Luna said into her phone.

“TSK. SHUT THE HELL UP!” Ichigo shouted at the monster, attacking it, “Getsuga Tenshō!”

The monster faded away.

“…Nice…” Sasuke complimented.

Luna hung up the phone, “That was a quick battle! …By the way…It was Jenny who got injured and collapsed. And it seems there may be more and more injured…”

“I see…”Sasuke closed his eyes.

“We have to find those clocks quickly!” Luna insisted.

“Yes… There are nine left, we have to hurry!” Ichigo added.

Ichigo turned towards the bridge and started to head in that direction.

“We just told you that was the wrong way…” Sasuke sighed, “Why are you such an
idiot…I swear you’re worse than Naruto…”

Ichigo tsked, “I’m going this way!”

“Either way is fine. Let’s just keep moving!” Luna insisted.

“It is not fine!” Ichigo and Sasuke shouted in unison.

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“…And this is why I ship you two!” Luna giggled.