Welcome to my endless enigma of pointless verbal ironies and useless information revolving around the existence of me, Itsu. Yes, I welcome you to Infinity. If you're scared, you needn't worry, I won't bite unless provoked otherwise...usually. Now enjoy your slow downward spiral toward the very core of my innermost being, well the psychotic section anyway.

Have fun.

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[Happy endings don't exist because the world keeps turning--
but you don't have to have an ending--
to be happy.]

[~We are all a little weird and
Life’s a little weird,
And when we find someone whose
Weirdness is compatible with ours,
We join up with them and fall in
Mutual weirdness and call it Love~
~Dr. Seuss~]

let me stroke your beard...

soooooooooooooooo, friday morning i was subjected to the experience of wisdom extraction

yes, you thought correctly dear minions, i am now no longer a bearer of wisdom teeth, i am without the toothy sagacity that one will later spend their entire lives trying to achieve once more, growing out the long beard and mustache for the stroking and twirling whilst in thought, eventually reaching such a maximum amount of inner power with which you can regrow your oral bones

HOWEVER

i seem to have been given the magical power of minimal to no pain whatsoever, merely the occasional dull aches... it would seem, though unsurprisingly of course, that my immense awesometastnicity has counteracted the normally imminent doom of continual days of oral agony, BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >:D
Bow down to my power! Flail your limbs as my wondrousness fills your body!

the only downside that i cannot avoid regardless of my greatness, is the stomach clenching hunger which cannot be satiated due to my still withheld ability to eat normal foods...and therefore i have been living on milkshakes and water since the morn of surgery and i am certain a few more days shall pass before i can eat much food food... my mastication desires are saddened…SO FULL OF WOE *dramatically puts hand to forehead* although, due to the fact i have been sleeping most of the time, i have not been awake too much to experience the starvation pangs as of now *nods*

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WELL, now that my current life change is out of the way, i have something else to announce! YES, what is that strange statement you read? it is something for which announcing is relevant! :D

*ahem* i do believe i have mentioned before that for a while now i have been obsessively enjoying watching youtube videos of people playing the game minecraft--if not, then there you go, i have told you and you feel special--...because yes, i am one of those pathetic creatures who watches other people play games XD

for a long while i was maintaining my denial of wanting to actually purchase it as i am not particularly fond of computer games...all those keyboard combinations to know, blehblehBLEH >:U but, happening to get my friend merokins into the fascination with the game, she began to urge me into buying it with her so that we could play together and epically fail at our noobness, therefore, WE BOUGHT MINECRAFT!

we have only been playing for a bit more than a month now, and as we often get into the fleeting desires to be some of those awesome people online who do things that are popular amongst the masses, although us likely becoming the ones nobody will ever care about, but we want to do so anyways cause maybe who knows not really yeah...and, after this small amount of actual play, we decided to go ahead and try to start making our OWN youtube vids of us playing the lovely minecraft! *obnoxiously disturbing dance*

things are still a bit slow and bugs are desperately needing to be worked out, but we have begun and it shall hopefully become more interesting as time progresses, and we figure out the sound issues which are often turn offs to any potential watchers *nodnod* yesyes indeeds

Having told you of this joyous addition we have bestowed upon the virtual world, i link here the first two parts! they aren't overly great and sound quality fluctuates a lot, but tis a beginning, a thing with which all must endure!

NOW, LOVE THEM! LOVE THEM LIKE YOU MEAN IT, and like the video, comment, view it actually ON youtube—you know, i will just give the URL link and you shall have to make the effort to click it in order to see the vids...doooooo it--...make us feel important in the most minuscule manner possible o 3o

We are links:
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Quest for the Ocelot: Part 1
Quest for the Ocelot: Part 2

if you have a wicked soul, it's probably because...

Since i said i was back, i figured i should go ahead and be saying why i won't have anything up for a while still…despite the previously ranted documents thing. *blahblahblah*

That reason being, i am 99.999999999…% sure i am getting a new, personal scanner for Christmas as it was the only thing i actually wanted--plus i spent hours searching for one that wasn't over a thousand dollars and specifically told my dad *cough*-- …i don't really ever WANT things, i usually just say things i still need for this or that, or just money and gift cards for whenever i am needing to get something. i'm weird like that i guess *shrug*

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhh, a scanner just for me *dances obnxiously* easier, quick access, and the secret reason…so i can post any naughty stuff XD when you scan in things they are automatically always there every time you scan in a new thing…like a, history listing but you can't delete them. i have a great relationship with my mom, and we are both perverts, but even still there are things you just don't thrust in your parent's face. Like yaoi drawings, or sexy, naked men drawings..which are often one and the same.. or something. >:3

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways…just be sure to expect an onslaught when i do scan things in, as well as several..several outdated seasonally themed ones, and then some others too... yesyes. *nods*

Thursday morning: i am eating ginger snaps, the less fun brother of gingerbread cookies. Makes me want gingerbread cookies. *nomnomnom* i need to get some gingerbread dough. Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. i am considering stay awake and mysteriously decorating the house a bit(inside of course, i am no house climbing piñata-----no, i don't know what that means T 3T) so far that looks like the plan seeing as it is 6:33 am and i am watching a movie, looking at webcomics, writing this, eating cookies, you know…those active things not associated with getting ready to go to bed. Hmmm..i need more water.

not Thursday morning: Sooo, yeah, that stuff never happened...the staying awake to do things i mean. i decided to go to bed cause i was tired and mother was home sick again anyways..and stuff. i then proceeded to sleep through the rest of that day. No Thursday for me! *evil laugh of evil* now it is Friday morning, and I am again writing on this journal post that I didn't end up posting yesterday eventhough that's when i wrote most of it.

Last night i dreamt about being in someone's giant home that had--for some reason-- a personal grocery store thing…and i got foodies. ^ 3^ i bet it's because our house has no food. No. Food. Sad thing is, i didn't eat any of it in my dream...WHY SELF WHY!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *mourns shiny uneaten foods of my sleeping night*

Now i am going to post this. To no one. Cause no one reads these. Hehe. i know i'm sad T___T

Oh, if anyone read my last post, i give you a cookie *hands prettiful big cookie..with only one bit of lint on it--flicks it off* now if you DIDN'T read it, then NO COOKIE FOR YOU! D:<

don't forget to grab your complimentary cucumber on the way out --should your soul be wicked that is C:<

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