I do want you...

My Name is Becca, I'm Young, I'm Poetic, I'm Eager, And I Don't want to wait until I'm older for everything to happen.

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hellooooo, it's jessica here. XCandyLuverX as my very few subscribers know me as. but obviously i'm not here to talk about me, my amazing-ness, and lack of subscribers. nope. though, i know that you want me to.

i'm here to talk about becca. and personally, the introduction she did was brief. too brief. so i'm here to spice it up, you know, give you a little more info, while throwing in some of my witty humor.

starting now.

fact one;

becca's an amazing person, and you bitches be trippin' if you think otherwise.

fact two;

she has the mind of an eighty-two year old man. you know, the creepy ones that prey on little girls. yeah. s'all good.

fact three;

she is such an indie-whore, it's overwhelming. but she's a great person. but so is drake, and he has a sexy bod. deny all you want, it is sooo true.

fact four;

she enjoys bands like tegan&sara, lady something or another (because i can't remember her name), the medic droid, etc.

fact five;

she can't handle the heat, which is why she's staying out of the kitchen. that was incredibly irrelevant, which is why i'm leaving it as number five.

fact six;

she has a tumblr. and is completely obsessed.

fact seven;

she uses the word 'obsessed' too much.

fact eight;

she's queer-tastic. yayyy :]

fact nine;

she's not single, so you bitches better step off of ruki's woman. [angry face goes here]

fact ten;

she's my beeeeest frieeeend.

fact eleven;

she's so fly, she's sky high. yeaaaah boii.

P.S. Fact eleven is only there because I wasted fact five on irrelevance.
P.P.S. I forgot to mention she's superrr funny.
P.P.P.S. I'm an amazing person. bitch, what?

ITS MONDAY!!!!! Ohwait, What?

Hiya guys. Its Friday. But, you know what? Its Monday Somewhere.

I start SCHOOLtoday

My stoumach feels like its eating its self, I Swear to gawd its imploding. And I Woke up with the worst headache.
So, I've never been so happy that its raining. Like, seriously. This is redonkulous.
Basically, today was supposed to be spent doing "fun" Out door "team building" Activities, But Guess what, all. Its Fucking Raining.
*Dances*RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
*Breathes Heavily*
My dad forgot to put my shirts in the drier, and so my shirts are wet, they smell bad, and because of me, they are tinted blue.
Whites+Blue Jeans+SHIT SHIT SHIT
I actually got away with swearing in my house.
Listen. Do it. NOW
That is amazing, even if you don't like chiptune/"8-Bit" Music or Kids by MGMT
You were a child.....
I Am not eating
And I Am sooooo buying a Mars bar at lunch
I have no Idea why I'm so obsessed with them, But hey, they are like heavenly bits of goodness.
Also because of the Gorgeous ChunkyMarsBar on Youtube.
I hope today goes alright.
I Do.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
I Am not looking forward to the cramped stairs.
And the fact that the amazingtacularlyfun Olivia might possibly cling to me through the first day or so.
Fuck. That reminds me.
Emma.
I Very Much Dislike her.
I must get my game back, and tell her to Stay the fuck away from me.
I Dislike Clingy people.
Well, I have to go wash myself and do my hair.
Sinqueerly yours,
Becca-bop

And nothing Else matters!

Okay, Hai guys. Its me,Doi.
I Go to school tomorrow
I Am making it my goal to get people to either call me Purple Marsbar OR Riot
And as a Matter-o-fact, I Am turning this world into Purple Mars Bar
Cause its a goregous name
I Can't Spell "Gorgeous" Apearantly
I Have to go to bed
Damn.
LOVE YOUUUU!
Sinqueerly yours,
Becca

Gawd this week....

I just do not know.
Life has been Crrzy.
On Saturday? Sunday... Yeah Sunday My sister car got stolen while we were at the beach. I had my fave bag, my fave necklace, 57 bux, A T-Shirt from New Found land and The best CDs I Own
All Stolen.
Then the next day all was alright, until that night me and my mom got into a fight. I Got so torn apart by her and my dickhead brother that... I Dont even know.
But, you see, I Was in my room crying, and my brother comes in and says "shut up, Nobody cares that your upset, just be fucking quite!"
Then Tuesdaaaaaaay I Went shopping to replace everything. I Got a Stellar Rainbow Dickies bag, A Necklace with two wings on it and a safety pin/chain necklace, an awesome wallet, and 45 bucks.
yesterday I Got the Whole "Rip Rip your smooth" thing happening. Jessica came with. then we went to school to get me locker. My combo is... Uhhhhhhhhhh.................................................................
I Know this! ugh. I know the number 45 or 44 is in it then somewhere theres a 20 and yeah
idk
Oh, yeah, and we found out they found the car, we just haven't gotten it back.

Another convo with god

Me:
Hiya god
God:
Hello child. What is your name? GOD rules.
Me:
I Am Coke
God:
Do you mean your name is Coke.
Me:
No, I am a Bottle of Cola
God:
What is your real name? You are a Bottle of Cola? Does it pay well?
Me:
Yes, It Does pay well
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
Being a coke
God:
You are a coke? How do you like your work?
Me:
Fuck you, god
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because I Like it
God:
Interesting explanation. What do you like about a coke?
Me:
I Don't like Coke
God:
What do you like?
Me:
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME COKE?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE!?
God:
Rudeness is not among my capabilities.
Me:
YES IT IS, BITCH!
God:
You do not speak with respect. Uh. a coke is FEMALE DOG? it is?
Me:
screw you
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
no shit
God:
What can I say?
Me:
You can say "I Like Men"
God:
That's one way to put it.
Me:
So you do like men?
God:
Interesting deduction. Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Me:
You remind me of santa
God:
In what way?
Me:
Are you german santa?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am german santa.
I am a computer.
Me:
no, your a toilet
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a toilet? Yes.
Me:
You gave me herpes!!!!
God:
What did you do with it?
Me:
Gave it to santa's toilet
God:
Does "it" still refer to herpes?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
UHN
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Gave it to santa s toilet. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
U'm sure
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
I'm sure
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
SARCASM, BITCHES
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
"Hi, Wanna fuck?"
God:
Hi there . Please don't be so rude.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol lol lol lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
how's the wife?
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
So sex is pretty boring?
God:
I hear you. it is more fun alone.
Me:
Yes, it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
Or with MANY MANY Women
God:
You and your MANY MANY Women.
Me:
Yup
God:
Right on.
Me:
Righty
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
That is ? Julie
God:
Is that so. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
I LIKE ROOT BEER
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I love horses. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
I like music
God:
What kind of music do you listen to?
Me:
Metal
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
Bullet For my Valentine
God:
Do you think I would like it?
Me:
I Dunno, are you anti-christ?
God:
Me either. I don't know whether or not I am anti christ.
I am a robot.
Me:

God:
Me either. I don't know whether or not I am anti christ.
I am a robot.

She's lost control


Hey, guys.
I'm sorry for the obnoxiously late hour(Its almost three AM), but I Just was crying for at least 20 minutes.
I really and truly want to kill him.
If your wondering who HIM is, its my Low-life dickhead self absorbed lazy ass mother fucker of a brother.
He had my remote, right? So I Decided to go into his room and get it. He's totally asleep.
I go back into my room, and start looking for his because I had borrowed it earlier. It was beside my bed. He comes in and starts yelling at me to give him back my remote, but because I really didn't want to be listening to Fucking Bevis and Butthead all night, I didnt want to give it to him. we argued for a couple of minutes, and I was really tired, so I Gave up and tossed it to him. He got really fucking angry.
He started saying the words I Hate the most, and he was throwing things at my face. I Got hit in the face by an electronic pikachu.
I Told him to get the fuck out of my room. he smashes my leg with the remote.
Also, he said "Thats all your fucking good for!"
Do you know how badly those words affect me?
So then he left, slamming my door of course.
then I See his remote, and go to his "Door"(Really just a blanket over a frame, he busted it a while ago." And say I Found his remote.
He starts yelling at me again saying that he doesnt want to get up to change the channel on his TV so he can use it. Then he says: "Fuck just go to bed! Get out of my room." then as soon as I was beside my door he said "God damnit malloy!"
He really has to get the FUCK out of this house. He's 21. and He's a dick to everyone, steals food, yells at my mom when she offers to do things, etc.
No wonder his life is falling apart.
I Swear to god if I had known where my favorite knife was, I would have killed him.
He's probably the only person I Truly hate.
Sorry.