Me:
Hiya god
God:
Hello child. What is your name? GOD rules.
Me:
I Am Coke
God:
Do you mean your name is Coke.
Me:
No, I am a Bottle of Cola
God:
What is your real name? You are a Bottle of Cola? Does it pay well?
Me:
Yes, It Does pay well
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
Being a coke
God:
You are a coke? How do you like your work?
Me:
Fuck you, god
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because I Like it
God:
Interesting explanation. What do you like about a coke?
Me:
I Don't like Coke
God:
What do you like?
Me:
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME COKE?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE!?
God:
Rudeness is not among my capabilities.
Me:
YES IT IS, BITCH!
God:
You do not speak with respect. Uh. a coke is FEMALE DOG? it is?
Me:
screw you
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
no shit
God:
What can I say?
Me:
You can say "I Like Men"
God:
That's one way to put it.
Me:
So you do like men?
God:
Interesting deduction. Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Me:
You remind me of santa\
God:
In what way?
Me:
Are you german santa?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am german santa.
I am a computer.
Me:
no, your a toilet
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a toilet? Yes.
Me:
You gave me herpes!!!!
God:
What did you do with it?
Me:
Gave it to santa's toilet
God:
Does "it" still refer to herpes?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
UHN
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Gave it to santa s toilet. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
U'm sure
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
I'm sure
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
SARCASM, BITCHES
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
"Hi, Wanna fuck?"
God:
Hi there . Please don't be so rude.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol lol lol lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
how's the wife?
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
So sex is pretty boring?
God:
I hear you. it is more fun alone.
Me:
Yes, it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
Or with MANY MANY Women
God:
You and your MANY MANY Women.
Me:
Yup
God:
Right on.
Me:
Righty
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
That is ? Julie
God:
Is that so. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
I LIKE ROOT BEER
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I love horses. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
I like music
God:
What kind of music do you listen to?
Me:
Metal
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
Bullet For my Valentine
God:
Do you think I would like it?
Me:
I Dunno, are you anti-christ?
God:
Me either. I don't know whether or not I am anti christ.
I am a robot.
Me:

God:
Me either. I don't know whether or not I am anti christ.
I am a robot.