What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

<Suddenly a roaring sound fills the air>

Tomoyo: Kurogane, wait!

Kurogane: What the hell is that noise?

Yuko: I sense a presence from another world.

Mokona: What is it? I don't sense a feather!!!

Syaoran: It's not the other me either!!

Sakura: Or the other me...

Soma and Kurogane: Or demons...<Yelling at each other> Shut up!

Fai: It isn't him.

<Tear in space, noise continues>

Fei Wong Reed: It is not my doing.

Everyone except Yuko: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuko: But something in this is your fault, Fei Wong. Am I right?

Fei Wong: Yes.

<Suddenly, outside the house an escape pod slams in to the ground, roar of engines stops>

???: *groan*

Kurogane: What the hell...

Fai: Uh-oh...

Mokona: What?

Fai, Fei Wong Reed, Tomoyo, and Yuko: Someone altered fate.

Kurogane: <to Sakura> Translate?

Sakura: That metal egg and whoever may be inside aren't supposed to be here.

Kurogane: Ummm, okay.

Mokona: What now?

???: <weakly> ...help...beacon...black hole...hyperspace...Chaos
Lord...fleet...danger...Arias...no...Leo...idjit...<chuckles weakly>

Everyone: Eh?