What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

<Kurogane starts chasing Fai> <Mokona moves to Tomoyo's shoulder>

Kurogane: WHAT?! Don't you DARE call me that!

Tomoyo: Big Puppy?...

Mokona: When we went to Oto country, Fai gave us nicknames, and Kuro-pon's was Big Puppy! Kyaaaa! Help!

<Kurogane turns from attacking Fai to attacking Mokona>

Mokona: <Hides in Tomoyo's hair> Don't mess up your girlfriend's hair, Kuro-pon!

Kurogane: I'm gonna mess YOU up!

Tomoyo: <bluntly> No, you're not.

Kurogane: I'll get for this, white pork bun!

Tomoyo: <bluntly> No, you won't.

Kurogane: <under his breath> Later...I'll get you and I'll-

Tomoyo: <interrupting> Be very nice to Mokona.

Fai: Kurogane's like a naughty child!

Kurogane: And you’re gonna be like a smear on the wall!!!!!!!

Tomoyo: <warning> Kurogane...

Kurogane: <puts head down; ashamed> Sorry...

<Fai and Mokona hi-five>

Kurogane: <pulls Fai and Mokona aside> Once she's gone, you two are goners!

Fai and Mokona: TOMOYO! Kuro-chii's being mean again!

Tomoyo: Now, Kurogane, what have they done to you?

Kurogane: <mumbles> More like what haven't they done.

Tomoyo: Fine. What haven't they done?

Kurogane: Well, they haven't done much to help my ego. They call me names that destroy my finely created reputation!

Tomoyo: Since when do you have a "finely created reputation"? <Tomoyo uses air quotes>

Kurogane: Since I became the best ninja in all of Japan.

Soma: <appears out of nowhere>: How dare you talk back to Princess Tomoyo! <Starts to argue with Kurogane>

Sakura: Do they normally act like this?