What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

Kurogane: Now two random guys and a girl.

Kiyo: What is this? <points to Kurogane and looks to Ryûko>

Kurogane: I'M KUROGANE!

Kiyo: Oh, well, I'm Kiyo. What are you, a samurai?

Azzimalus: Wow. Even a girlie girl can see you're a samurai.

Kiyo: I am NOT a girlie girl! <starts to attack Azzimalus>

Kurogane: And I'm a NINJA!

Kiyo: <stops suddenly> <sparkles in her eyes> No way! A real ninja! That's awesome! I've always wanted to meet an actual ninja before! This is SO cool!

[Alazne’s note: Kiyo, Leo and Ryûko are characters that I have created]

[Kiyo has red eyes and black hair, Leo has dirty blonde hair and sea foam eyes, Ryûko and had pure blonde hair and deep blue eyes]

Leo: No way! A real ninja! That's so cool!

Ryûko: I apologize for my friends' behavior. <bows to Kurogane>

Kurogane: No, it's okay. At least somebody knows that I'm a ninja! <sneers to Azzimalus>

Azzimalus: <glares at Leo> You’re not dressed the same, but I still hate you.

Leo: Who are you?

Azzimalus: Master Azzimalus of the League of Technicians. You are Leo, the idiot who always tries to get other peoples' girlfriends.

Leo: What are you talking about?

Azzimalus: You know what I mean!

<Leo looks past Azzimalus at Tomoyo>

Leo: She's cute.

Kurogane: Azzimalus, truce. Let's beat the crap outta this guy together.

Azzimalus: Alright. <Goes to escape pod, pulls out two futuristic rifles. Tosses on to Kurogane> Your girlfriend says you can't use your weapons. These are mine.

Kurogane: Cool.

Azzimalus: Let's blast 'im.

<Leo runs, Azzimalus follows with Kurogane.>