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Caption Battle: Top Of The World!

"It's that time again..."
"To unlock Gouken?"
"To read about that homeless Sims 3 family?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, making sense of that green thing: EtherForce!

Zolo: "I see a wave of enemy troops!"
Luffy: "I see melons."

In second place, because everyone loves dead stage magicians: MrPhoenix!

Houdini was famous for swallowing and regurgitating keys and lock picks to use in his death-defying escapes. That said... Houdini's got nothing on this guy.

And in the coveted first place, nailing the ever-tricky "long caption"... Aceburner!

What I observe in this scene: Zoro and Luffy are chained back to back. Zoro's swords, absent from their usual place at his side, are instead on his back. He has somehow managed to unsheathe one of them, presumably with his teeth. What's more, it is turned in the direction opposite the one it would be facing had he drawn it from where the sheathes are.

Conclusion: That guy has one hell of a tongue.

I do enjoy me a good Ace' caption... moving on...

This week we use a screencap courtesy of Kitty K.O. that features the series Gintama. From left to right we have Shinpachi, Gintoki, and Kagura. Go for it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: homeless Sims are ridiculously funny - we love you, Alice and Kev!

Caption Battle: I Am Not Left Handed!

"It's that time again..."
"To lament the conflicted nature that is Michael Bay?"
"To watch more ReBoot?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, hinting at what was probably a really good story: Eluria!

Oh, I found a cookie on the flo- darnit, what I miss?

In second place, because explosive decompression is funny: schultzie!

Only one of these people is immune to the vacuum of space.

And in the coveted first place, using all of three words... NinjaGirlSango!

One word: trap

I wonder if that joke'll ever get old... guess we'll see some day...

So this week, we shall go with... let's go with this shot courtesy of Hisaishi and featuring the movie of that pirate series with the poison suction cups! Guy on the left is Luffy, guy on the right is Zoro. Happy hunting:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: sometimes you think it's toot, but it's really poopy.

Caption Battle: Buh-gwuh?

"It's that time again..."
"To plan for next year's cosplays?"
"To clean that gunk underneath the sink?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, getting in before the other person: darknessslayer!

In soviet Russia, pokemon catch you.

In second place, because raggin' on the American companies is always funny: KeenHavoc!

You should have seen what they were doing BEFORE 4Kids edited it.

And in the coveted first place, because it's just. That. Good... Aceburner!

Well, they don't call him Drapeion for nothin'.

Ahhh... so fun... but let's move on, shall we?

So this week's screencap comes from the unemptiable chasms of moe that is Desbreko's hard drive; man loves him some moe, what can you do? Series is Tayutama: Kiss on my Deity, and features (clockwise starting from bottom) Sankurou, Yuuri, Mashiro, Ameri, Yumina, Mifuyu, and Nue. Honestly, names are probably the least of the worries with this one...

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: go window shopping in the blue light district of Amsterdam at your own risk.

Caption Battle: Always Ask Before You Glomp...

I know! Caption battle actually on time! What's up with that?!

But first, last week's winners... and like last week, because I'm lazy (and in con'-rush mode), without explanation:

In third place: schultzie!

Lupin is depressed because he hasn't won the Caption Battle even once. And to make it worse, Zenigata is bragging about his 6th win this year alone. . .

In second place (and on a hot streak): Kensuke Ryumura!

This is why Zenigata and Lupin can't hang out.
Three words: "Pull my finger."

And in the coveted first place... shadow princess!

Lupin: *sigh* Casual day doesn't mean coming to work without pants, Zenigata.

Shadow princess, that was absolutely spot on. Cheers. Moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi and features that show about those demonic Darwinian thingies that upset all those parents way back when. Anyway, guy on the right is Veronica Taylor; also, I'll be frank and say I have no idea what Pokemon that is. Got it? Good:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: cars drive on the right side of the road in China, but they drive on the left side in Hong Kong.

Caption Battle: Where There's Smoke...

"It's that time again..."
"About damn time..."
"Your schedule keeping is atrocious..."
"...caption battle."

But first, last time's winners - and because we really need to just get these done, I'm not gonna say why:

In third place: Flint!

"1.21 JIGAWATTS?!?!"

In second place: KeenHavoc!

Haseo: "If all you have is dial-up, then you have nothing!"

And in the coveted first place... Kensuke Ryumura!

In a world of androgynous characters, everyone goes hormonal.

Moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Aceburner and features the Lupin III: Sweet Lost Night OVA. Lupin's on the left, Zenigata's on the right. Have at thee:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: a drink is a drink is a drink.