Caption Battle: Always Ask Before You Glomp...

I know! Caption battle actually on time! What's up with that?!

But first, last week's winners... and like last week, because I'm lazy (and in con'-rush mode), without explanation:

In third place: schultzie!

Lupin is depressed because he hasn't won the Caption Battle even once. And to make it worse, Zenigata is bragging about his 6th win this year alone. . .

In second place (and on a hot streak): Kensuke Ryumura!

This is why Zenigata and Lupin can't hang out.
Three words: "Pull my finger."

And in the coveted first place... shadow princess!

Lupin: *sigh* Casual day doesn't mean coming to work without pants, Zenigata.

Shadow princess, that was absolutely spot on. Cheers. Moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi and features that show about those demonic Darwinian thingies that upset all those parents way back when. Anyway, guy on the right is Veronica Taylor; also, I'll be frank and say I have no idea what Pokemon that is. Got it? Good:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: cars drive on the right side of the road in China, but they drive on the left side in Hong Kong.

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