Caption Battle: I Am Not Left Handed!

"It's that time again..."
"To lament the conflicted nature that is Michael Bay?"
"To watch more ReBoot?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, hinting at what was probably a really good story: Eluria!

Oh, I found a cookie on the flo- darnit, what I miss?

In second place, because explosive decompression is funny: schultzie!

Only one of these people is immune to the vacuum of space.

And in the coveted first place, using all of three words... NinjaGirlSango!

One word: trap

I wonder if that joke'll ever get old... guess we'll see some day...

So this week, we shall go with... let's go with this shot courtesy of Hisaishi and featuring the movie of that pirate series with the poison suction cups! Guy on the left is Luffy, guy on the right is Zoro. Happy hunting:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: sometimes you think it's toot, but it's really poopy.

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