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    Awesomesauce (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/29/10 | Reply

    Calumon never imagined to be at this end of the groping.

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    News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/27/10 | Reply

    I shall call him squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be my squishy...or not.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/26/10 | Reply

    Jeri: Here pretty dinosaur, please don't eat me.
    Calumon: Hey I'm not an appetizer... lemme go lemme go!!
    Jeri: Shh Calumon... just be the bait.
    Calmon: Nooooooooo!!!!!! Let me go!!!!!!!!!!

    ~Nanao-chan~

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/26/10 | Reply

    "Jeri that thing won't do!
    All the kids know that Gamera prefers to eat fire."


    Last edited by KeenHavoc at 5:24:13 PM EDT on May 26, 2010.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/26/10 | Reply

    Wanna be Misty has a wanna be Togepi! How convenient!

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/24/10 | Reply

    Calumon has now been subjected to 2 girls and a cup.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/24/10 | Reply

    Where will you be when your laxative hits?

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    Otakuite | Posted 05/24/10 | Reply

    Jeri: Look Calumon! Children all around the world call them Pokemon.
    Calumon: They look so mean. We must do something about this.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/24/10 | Reply

    Nobody was the same after witnessing the incident in the forest,
    there's a reason why Bambi was born off-screen.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/24/10 | Reply

    Bad touch!!! (in more ways than one...)

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Our new calimon doll has it's own "freak the hell out of little girls mode"

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    State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Meat Shield.

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    Schultzie

    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    I dont want to! YOU CHANGE THE DAMN BABY'S DIAPER!

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    Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    DONT HURT ME TAKE MY TOY PLS

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    Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Little did Katou know, Calumon was the digital world's version of Pepe le Pew. Sadly, neither did Calumon.

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Stop trying to copy Princess Peaches' attack move! You're just scaring Calumon!

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Behold the ultimate peekaboo fail.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Calumon's stupid songs and overly hyper attitude finally drove Jeri off the deep end. This picture is the last time Calumon was ever seen again, no one is sure where he is now.

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    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Remember kids, never accept Digimon from strangers. Just yell NO and run home fast.


    Bazinga!

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    Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    At first the police couldn't decide whether or not to believe Jeri's claim about the robbery culprit, but after remembering the rogue Togepi apprehended last week, they reconsidered.

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    If you watch Digimon now, this cute little one will be spared! It's not a crappy show! Really!
    Calumon: Please do it! She's crazy! I don't want to dieeee!!!!

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    13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    She wanted a Pikachu, but she got this instead.

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    angelsu

    Eternal Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Q: What are friends for?
    A:Shields!!

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    When Drinking and Digimon Fighting don't mix

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Jeri: What the heck is this?
    Calumon: eh?
    Jeri: I wanted milk pocky!
    Calumon: eh?

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    LoveKouichi

    Professor Tardis (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Jeri: ALRIGHT HERE! TAKE HIM! Just don't kill Leomon and cause me to turn into a depressing whiney emo for the last half of the season!

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Calumon used BROOKLYN RAGE. Its super duper effective!


    Last edited by FaithlessFighter at 1:08:23 PM EDT on May 23, 2010.

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    divisionten

    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    I wanted a Celebi, not a Chinatown knockoff!


    Sam & Max Ep 305-Sam: One recipie to rule them all and one egg to bind it!

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Jeri thought she got a good deal for a shield...

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    Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Jeri katou:"He peed!"

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    seriously are there any depths to which apple wont sink to. Buy a Ipad in the next 5 minutes and we will throw in a free ICalumon with amazing "Do nothing action".

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    Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Jeri: Now! Okiku Gunter... use laser vision!

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    jeri: you can take it back! i wanted a mudkip!

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    Amestar

    Pikachu Lover (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Keep the evil away from me!!

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    SaxGirl

    Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Jeri: Eat him, not me!

    ~S.G~

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Jeri: Calumon, you have to keep Jon Heder away! He keeps complimenting my sleeves and saying they're "real big"!
    Calumon: Did you ever consider a different hairstylOH HOLY CRAP HERE HE COMES

    Yes I am aware that it is a bit of a double standard for me not to submit a caption directly after taking first place in one week but still do one for my own image


    Last edited by Ace at 5:16:49 AM EDT on May 23, 2010.

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    Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Remember, a digimon is for life, not just for Christmas.

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    DA FLUFF PUFF (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/10 | Reply

    Jeri: Here! You can have him! But for the love of god, LEAVE THE POCKY ALONE!


    I solemnly swear that I am up to no good~