Lee: *Jet engine noise comes from his butt* Rdy for take off!!
Neji: Oh brother..
Tenten: You know you look like a fool..?"
Lee: *takes off at super sonic speed*
Neji/Tenten: ........ O_0!!
And for the first time in his life, Shikamaru had taken the time to pull a prank with his shadow possession jutsu, trying to make Neji do weird things... He missed...
Neji: LEE!!! YOU ARE NOT A TURTLE!!!
Tenten: Why do I even hang out with these idiots?
Lee: CRAP!!! I threw out my back and ripped my pants at the same time!! Not to mention I lost a contact and the pack is full of stuff I stole from Tenten to use as blackmail.
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Neji: You can jump into the canyon whenever you'd like, but unless you put that parachute on properly, I don't think you'll make it to tomorrow's lesson.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Lee had always been a quiet shy saleperson in an outlet mall, so when he found out he only had a few weeks to live, he decided to fly to France where he would live out the rest of his life doing whatever he wanted. Incidentally, he's going base-jumping now and though Neji challenged him, he's suddenly grown quite fond of living.
*Don't know how many I can submit but I just thought of this one...*
Lee: *concentrating*...
Neji: ... Lee...
Lee: Shh! I'm trying to concentrate...
Neji: ...But Lee...
Lee: Shut up...
Neji: You can't fly like superman, no matter how long you stand like that
Lee: *ignoring them* ...
Tenten: ...freakin' idiots...
Just think, we make our captions.... but what are the three of them thinking?
seriously, think about it, what is neji and tenten thinking, and then what is Lee thinking?
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
While Neji is disgusted, Tenten is not impressed with Rock Lee's results from his "Buns of Steel: Volumes 1-5" work-out routine nor on his impression of a weather vain.
Last edited by DemonKingAtticus at 10:54:55 PM EDT on May 9, 2010.
When confronted with a stronger, more organized enemy and asked to surrender there is only one sensible thing to do...
Betray your comrades and reveal your plans to thwart the enemy in hopes they'll spare your pathetic life. :D
Neji: Yup... we sure do have a trustworthy comrade on our side, don't we...
Tenten: ... I hate this team soo much....
Professor Tardis (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
No Lee you CANNOT carry the baby, you'll just end up dropping it again! D8<
~
I don't care what you and Gai do while training, Tenten and I want no part in it!
Poyongluv
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 05/15/10 | Reply
Lee: *Jet engine noise comes from his butt* Rdy for take off!!
Neji: Oh brother..
Tenten: You know you look like a fool..?"
Lee: *takes off at super sonic speed*
Neji/Tenten: ........ O_0!!
Poyongluv
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 05/15/10 | Reply
Rock lee: Now i know what having a baby feels like..
Tenten: ...
Neji Hyuuga: Rlly? lemme try!
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/15/10 | Reply
You might have the green jumpsuit right, but I'm sorry Lee, your seemlingly epic pose will NOT make you KickAss.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/13/10 | Reply
Tenten: I see London, I see France...
Neji: No you don't, you liar!
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/13/10 | Reply
Lee: Thank you sir! May I have another!
(Neji kicks Lee's butt)
Lee: Thank you sir! May I have another!
(Tenten kicks Lee's butt)
Arcane Alchemist
Otakuite | Posted 05/12/10 | Reply
Lee: I'm ready to receive anything that comes from behind me!
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/11/10 | Reply
Neji: That's it, Lee; we're cutting back your TV diet... starting with Ultimate Muscle.
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/11/10 | Reply
Neji: Ooh, that's too bad... and I hate to say it, but we left the needle and thread back at the Sand Village.
(I take it multiple entries are allowed?)
Last edited by CelestialSushi at 7:18:23 PM EDT on May 11, 2010.
Pantalaimon1467
Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/11/10 | Reply
And for the first time in his life, Shikamaru had taken the time to pull a prank with his shadow possession jutsu, trying to make Neji do weird things... He missed...
-Pan
Pantalaimon1467
Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/11/10 | Reply
Lee: Ooh! I see sand!
-Pan
Neko Nana Mode
Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/11/10 | Reply
"Now we see here, the true lives of ninjas. Truly an awe inspiring scene."
NNM
l33t4ng3l
Otakuite | Posted 05/11/10 | Reply
Look, I'm tellin you guys the truth! I am Powdered Toast Man!
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
@Kai-Kami:
Lol XD Nice 2 Stupid Dogs reference XD
ChemicalBeauty
Otakuite | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Lee: Come on, Neiji, Tenten. I'm strong enough to carry you across the desert.
... little did Lee know that they weren't hesitating because they thought he was weak. Lee had ripped his pants...
Kai-Kami
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Neji: Ain't that cute...BUT IT'S WRONG!
If you get this reference, you're a 90s kid XD
Keba Si Rota
Don't Forget 3 Oct (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's just some super hero wanna-be in green spandex.
Call it karma. Call it luck. Me, I just don't give a... BOUNCE!
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Tenten: What's that awful smell?
Neji: I think Lee had too much curry.....
captainofsquad10
Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Lee: I think I can, I think I can.....
Tenten: He's not gonna do it...
Neji: JUST JUMP ALREADY!!
Captain Hitsugaya
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
neji:"for the last time lee,your not my type!"
or
tenten{thinking:why does he want us to see this,he could just do it behind a tree.)
or the less distgusting one
Neji:"woah oranges!!"
LoveKouichi
Professor Tardis (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
One more XD
Neji: For the last time Lee, we're not going to Sesame Street just because you think Elmo is your long lost brother!
Naruto Shishimaru
Otakuite | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Neji: LEE!!! YOU ARE NOT A TURTLE!!!
Tenten: Why do I even hang out with these idiots?
Lee: CRAP!!! I threw out my back and ripped my pants at the same time!! Not to mention I lost a contact and the pack is full of stuff I stole from Tenten to use as blackmail.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Neji: In case of emergency, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device.
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Neji: You can jump into the canyon whenever you'd like, but unless you put that parachute on properly, I don't think you'll make it to tomorrow's lesson.
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
I'd say yer doin' it wrong, but by the look on Tenten's face, that'd be redundant...
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Rock Lee's gluteus maximus is not toned enough for Tenten's liking.
Oh god, eww...
TenshiHoshino
White Rabbit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Tenten: I can see the fullmoon. Neji: I'm blind!
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Neji: Movie! Three words? First word? Cat? Seal? ...Monkey! Blimp?
SRV
Guru's Chosen | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Red Bull's new poster boy.
Orange Hollow
Otakuite | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
The obvious one ^^ :
In communist Russia your backpack carries you!
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Neji: That's what happens if you carry your BACKpack on the FRONT!
~S.G~
PS I'd have to agree with you James, fun captions last week! Congrats to the winners, I had a feeling Ace's would placeXD
Last edited by SaxGirl at 5:09:08 AM EDT on May 10, 2010.
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Lying wait in the backpack is the Queen from the Alien movies. One false move and they are done for.
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Rock Lee: R-U-N. ok i spelled it and i still dont get it. why did i have to bend over and wear the pack on the front?
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Lee had always been a quiet shy saleperson in an outlet mall, so when he found out he only had a few weeks to live, he decided to fly to France where he would live out the rest of his life doing whatever he wanted. Incidentally, he's going base-jumping now and though Neji challenged him, he's suddenly grown quite fond of living.
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Neji: So the puppetmaster replaced your eyes with those fake plastic craft ones? That's TERRIBLE!
(Because everyone remember those little eyes from arts and crafts, ne? XD)
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
After this botched experiment, Rock Lee went to the hospital.
RayMan87
Ser Pounce a Lot (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/10 | Reply
Lee "Just wait for eeet, and........"
I may not be smart enough to do anything, but I am dumb enough to try anything. ;p
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
"It may not be the nicest looking pack animal, but let's see what you say at night when your sleeping warm and cozy in its belly."
Xerin
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
*Don't know how many I can submit but I just thought of this one...*
Lee: *concentrating*...
Neji: ... Lee...
Lee: Shh! I'm trying to concentrate...
Neji: ...But Lee...
Lee: Shut up...
Neji: You can't fly like superman, no matter how long you stand like that
Lee: *ignoring them* ...
Tenten: ...freakin' idiots...
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
Neji: You will still get scoliosis either way you wear your backpack.
Lee: Darn it!
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
Just think, we make our captions.... but what are the three of them thinking?
seriously, think about it, what is neji and tenten thinking, and then what is Lee thinking?
dont know about yall, but i dont wanna know....
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
While Neji is disgusted, Tenten is not impressed with Rock Lee's results from his "Buns of Steel: Volumes 1-5" work-out routine nor on his impression of a weather vain.
Last edited by DemonKingAtticus at 10:54:55 PM EDT on May 9, 2010.
Xerin
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
When confronted with a stronger, more organized enemy and asked to surrender there is only one sensible thing to do...
Betray your comrades and reveal your plans to thwart the enemy in hopes they'll spare your pathetic life. :D
Neji: Yup... we sure do have a trustworthy comrade on our side, don't we...
Tenten: ... I hate this team soo much....
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
Sliding like a penguin in a desert isn't always the brightest plan.
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
You forgot his meds!?
akari yasutora
Senior Otaku | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
Neji: BEND OVER AND TAKE IT!
Lee: YES SIR!
Ten Ten: Oh god... Not this again...
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
Lee's new spandex jumpsuit was verry flattering on certain areas.
Yoji~
Mamma Vash
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
Neji:So you have the parachute...but you still can't sky dive without the plane!
IchigoKurusaki
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
OH-NO!!!! Rock Lee let one rip.
LoveKouichi
Professor Tardis (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
No Lee you CANNOT carry the baby, you'll just end up dropping it again! D8<
~
I don't care what you and Gai do while training, Tenten and I want no part in it!
TheDarkAngel
Pathetic Diabetic (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
Neji: You're doing it wrong! YOU'RE supposed to be the seme, and Tenten is supposed to have the camera!
Last edited by TheDarkAngel at 8:22:29 PM EDT on May 9, 2010.
And, then... I met you.
FaithlessFighter
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
Nohomo no jutsu
1dev13
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
Tired of your average airline? Fly with Rock Lee Airlines!
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
Lee: Fake pregnancy no Jutsu!
Neji: Hey, look, Tenten, it's the only thing Masashi Kishimoto will ever let you be useful for.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
LOOK, LEE! THIS IS NO TIME TO PLAY "DOCTOR" ESPECIALLY "THAT DOCTOR!"
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
Neji: YOU DROPPED THE BABY?!
Pantalaimon1467
Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
Lee: "Ooh look, something shiny!"
-Pan
Mercury Dragon
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/09/10 | Reply
Neji: I think you've spent too much time in prison, Lee.