Welcome to my endless enigma of pointless verbal ironies and useless information revolving around the existence of me, Itsu. Yes, I welcome you to Infinity. If you're scared, you needn't worry, I won't bite unless provoked otherwise...usually. Now enjoy your slow downward spiral toward the very core of my innermost being, well the psychotic section anyway.

Have fun.

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[Happy endings don't exist because the world keeps turning--
but you don't have to have an ending--
to be happy.]

[~We are all a little weird and
Life’s a little weird,
And when we find someone whose
Weirdness is compatible with ours,
We join up with them and fall in
Mutual weirdness and call it Love~
~Dr. Seuss~]

Stupidity Happens. So do other things but they're not relavent...I think?

When you get bored enough to sit and type an entirely pointless entry for no reason other than to pass time and ramble somewhat incoherently and with most likely many typos you know that you might as well attempt to spontaneously combust or implode or some other nearly inpossible things other than my already noted insanity.

Oh yeah I also have some things that have been piling up that I need to scan but I keep forgetting...I do that sometimes. Also I stupidly started a new story a while ago and might as well just post it here. Yeah. My inner joy is so great.

Anyway, I will now leave you with this thought of mine. "I was sleeping in my bathtub while eating my perishables when a tree falls though my house and breaks my tub and perishables." Random yes, true no. You wish though, huh?

Stupidity happens. Only for the intelligent. Idiots are just idiots.

......no touching the feet!

Ok my little lemurs!

Now I have chapter three of Blade and chapter two of Tewoeklon are up on their sites, ready to be read!! And while i'm at it please read Tewoeklon, I need to get some reviews and feedback on that story. PLEASE!!!!

Aside from the begging, I do have some doodles!!!! And yes, all but two of them are the same doodles I have been talking about^-^ My lazy nature tis but overwhelming, what can I say. However there is some news to my drawingness! Yes, i have yet again changed my face style!!! It is new and I got the idea from a head tutorial I had been looking at for one drawing that I was trying to do with a face pose I had never done before, and I decided 'you know, I really like this look...I think i'll keep it!' and that's sort of how it happened, yes....0.o Now the other drawing I have with the new style is actually a little character reference(new character in Tewoeklon) in my little notebook. Which brings me to another topic, I have several several several silly blob doodles as I call them and I like them so much I will be posting them here soon!!! Yes, you shall all be exposed to my insanity on paper with words!

Before I leave you all to ponder my phrasing which is weird today...0.o... I must alert you to the fact that the drawing I had been working on which induced my thoughts for style changing is unfortunately on I cannot post here due to nudity. So, if you wish to see it I will post a link here to it on my other artsite DeviantART. I know many of you are also a part of deviantART and if you feel so compleled watch me there or just say hey or comment or something...whatever^-^

BYE!!!!!

P.S. To lazy for tagsd or spell check...hehe^-^

I'm burgling, commiting arsen, frightening small children with sticks, and engendering public nudity

[THE FULL TITLE:
I'm burgling, commiting arsen, frightening small children with sticks, and engendering public nudity among the homeless...you know normal things.]

Surprise, surprise!! It is I and I'm here to impart wisdom upon you whether you wish it or not.

Besides that intro, my days lately have been boring. I have watched seven movies in two days: Titanic, Hancock, The Terminal, Sleepy Hollow, The Dutchess, Ghost Town, and Dan in Real Life. If anyone has any good ideas for movies to watch then please tell, I am so bored.

However, despite the depth I have seemed to fallen into I do have two drawings in the works...though one is a little old and still yet to be completed. Well, you know me it's not like that's an unnatural occurance, is it? Hehe.

Leaping to yet another topic, I still have to decide on what to do about Blade. I'm in a quandry...quandri? Quandre...i?? You get my point. I just don't know if I can still go on with that rubbish in tow. People may have liked it but the chapters were merely laced with complex phrases and descrpitions, none of you really have any idea of what's going on do you?? Though despite that, even if I intend to stop writing Blade, I will probably post the still beaten and hanging open chapter nine. And if that is it's untimely end I will be sure to make the ending something totally unexpected and worthy of my insanity, as well as entirely contrary to the actual plot. NOw, while continueing in story mode I will be now officially presenting my new story Tewoeklon. I absolutely love it. I have currently submitted chapter one to the fan words section of theotaku...however it will also probably not make it through as did Blade. I bet I didn't edit it enough for there standards or something:P Regardless, if it does not make it through It will still be posted on its own world!!! *do do doodloo-oo-do-do-do* (ps not as confusing as you think-if you have seen Emporer's new groove just remember when he whistles the little happy parade song when he's got his little Kuzcotopia at the beginning^-^). If I ever get around to finishing and scanning in these doodles for it I will try to have them posted with chapter two which is done by the way and chapter three is being written. They will all also be posted on fictionpress as per usual.

I believe that is all I have to ramble about for now. Oh and if you hadn't noticed for my previous post I have decided to discontinue HINTS TO THE OBSCURE TITLES, that was just a little treat that you had to be here to enjoy. ^-^ I will continue to have weird and random titles though, I will just leave to desyphering to you people. Hmm...something tells me I shall regret that?? 0.o Oh well!

Bye bye sweet parakeet, I knew thee well while manuvering through rotten beets.

Hehe...I made a rhyme:P

Oh and may all tags and typos slip through my wild mammal trap inthe kitchen!!!(courtesy of Hunter-AFI-vegan ambassador to Macbeth...he gets fancy suits!)>

Warning! Not breathing my cause you to die!

Wow. It's been a long long time since I posted. Sorry for the absence, but things got busy and I got lazy...you know the drill^-^

Anyway currently I'm at a crossroads with Blade. I have been thinking a lot about it and I may go ahead and stop writing it. The story was poorly written and since the world and story I created was so complex I tried to much to work in things that needed more explaination, also it doesn't seem to be very popular. People read the first chapter but then it dwindles down to very few. I may continue if I can get the story flowing again and I get enough feedback but it's unlikely.

However there is good news! I recently started a new story one that came up entirely by accident but I really enjoy it and I feel it's much better written than Blade and has a better balance between detail and dialogue. It's called Tewoeklon and can be found on fictionpress just like Blade. The story is just like everything I write, fantasy. But the world is different and I'm working into it better than with Blade. The story centers around an elf/human hybrid named Noir, who begins to go along with the ship raids that provide for the inhabitants of her small island home. There are a few characters but i'm trying to not bombard readers with a vast amount of various people with my strange made up names all at once. Chapter one is up, chapter two is written and sent to my editor, and chapter three is being written. I hope my readers will enjoy this story as much as I have been, it's really growing on me. Unfortunately Blade never stuck with me like Tewoeklon and Empty Sound. ES WILL be re-written at a later date...not that any of you ever read the first four chapters though ^-^

With all that serious crap aside, I do have a few drawings done but I have yet to get them up for they are mostly half completed:P Silly me^-^ I wil try to get to them but since I got a laptop for christmas the scanner sometimes slips from my mind.

Anywho, I don't really have much else to say...i'm just you know saying hey and telling you about things and stuff.

Plus heed the warning I gave you! Don't forget^-^

if toothpaste is in my pretzels, then why are there sardines in my wall?

Hi my peeps!

I have been a little busy and a little lazy. HOWEVER I have two drawings done and a little more work on the chapters, but not enough for anything to be posted yet. I have put up one of the drawings, which is one I did for Merokoyui4's birthday. The other I will get up as soon as I can. It's not for anything special...just random though I really love it^-^

That was really the only reason for this post....I didn't have much else to torture you with...*sigh* how sad.

DON'T PANIC though, I will be back later and expect your eyes to be rendered speechless!!! .....wait.....

さようなら!このような記事を読むあなたが愚かな人々 !

I have no idea what that would say if I saw it...so don't feel dicouraged if you can't read it! This is what the translation is though:

Original- Goodbye! You stupid people who read these posts!
Exact- Bye! You read these stupid people.

P.S. it's japanese if you couldn't already tell...sorry for those who actually can write in japanese...if somethign is wrong blame google translator...

Weird huh? Well, i'm actually leaving you now^-^

HINTS TO OBSCURE TITLE: there is none, I totally made it up on the spot...creepy huh? 0.o