Hello.

My name is Maxie. I seek nothing more than the expansion of the land mass and the growth of the habitat of both people and Pokemon.

Besides this main goal, I have many other, smaller goals, such as beating Team Aqua and their incredibly stupid leader Archie at everything they do and surviving a day working as head of Team Magma with my sanity intact.

This is my personal blog. I hope you enjoy.

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My Pokemon Team

People Who Annoy Me (Guest Posters)
Red - greenLeAfe
Tammy the Flareon - jellydonut
Archie - CharlesGAMEsbirro
Shelly - MageofBLAZE
Tabitha - Shiningxsunray

Visible Hatred

~Maxie~

This is a pretty accurate physical representation of the events of two days ago.

I Hate Everyone

~Maxie~

I'm trying to find words to express my feelings towards certain parties (glares in Archie's direction) in a polite and controlled manner....It's not working...

I've learned an important lesson. Never, ever, EVER stand within ten feet of a large body of water. You WILL get pushed in. I almost drowned! I completely froze when I hit the water. I am so incredibly scared of the ocean...dammit... I'm not sure whether or not I should be thankful that stupid Wailord pulled me back onto shore...Hmph. Maybe next time I'll push him into a volcano, see how much HE likes it...

Then the stupid Wailord gave me a Skitty doll! Why?! I don't want a Skitty doll, and especially not from HIM! I think it was meant to be condescending or something. I think I'll return it...or perhaps I'll send him an oversized Wailord plushie as a "thank you" gift...Stupid doll. I do not appreciate it in the slightest! Even if it is incredibly soft and fluffy...

Well, anyway, the stupid Wailord left me there, absolutely soaked, and then, wouldn't you know it, Mars's ship arrived, and there I was drenched in salt water. It took a lot of explaining, mind you...as did the Skitty doll...I don't think Mars is going to let me live this down...

Long story short, we got home, I took a quick shower, and then Mars and I went out for dinner in Rustboro, which was thankfully uneventful, except for her constantly pestering me about Archie. I'm sensing a theme for this visit...

I also think I'm catching a bit of a cold...I'm going to bed now to hopefully sleep it off...damn Wailord...

A Tammy PSA about sleep

***Tammy***
Trying to catch my 16 hours of sleep around here is almost impossible. "Tammy! We have a battle to win!" "Tammy! Use Ember!" "Tammy! Let's make smores!" WHAT PART OF I NEED MY BEAUTY REST DON'T YOU PEOPLE/POKEMON UNDERSTAND!? *Deep breath* I get cranky if I don't get enough rest. End of story. Now I'm going in my pokeball and I don't want to be interupted until 2:30 pm tomorrow at the earliest, GET IT? OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE MAXIE'S VOLCANO MAGAZINE COLLECTION!!!!

*Returns to Pokeball*

A Wonderful Day in the Life of ME

~Archie~

HEY GUYS!! Long time no talk!

Well anyways...so you'd never guess what happened to me at Slateport today!
Did you guess? No? Well too bad, I'm telling you anyway... As I was coming out of the Slateport market, after picking something up, I made my way over to the docks and saw that stupid ginger just standing there...Can you believe it? THAT stupid ginger? SOMEWHERE NEAR WATER?! I couldn't believe my eyes! Well he looked like he was waiting for something or someone. Who cares what it was. So I decided to play a little trick on that red head. >devilish grin<

While he wasn't paying attention, I came up behind him and pushed him right into the water! BWUAHAHAHAHAHA!! >D It was quite amusing, really. But since I am such a gentleman, I decided to help him out of the water. OH! what a gentleman I am, indeed! Well I had something to give him anyway. Remember when I told you I was coming from the Slateport market? Well they had these skitty dolls and they were so cute they just reminded me of that silly and totally unnatural red headed fellow. So I decided to pick one up and give it to him as a present...For no special reason, really...I thought I'd be nice for once and get him something nice, ya' know? After kindly helping him and giving him a ~wonderful~ present, I had to take my leave, being how busy I am at HQ. And he just stood there gaping at me because I'm just that good-looking. And he knows and thinks it!

Moral of the story? To know just how much of a kindhearted person I am~

It Smells Like Pledge

~Maxie~

Pledge...Pledge everywhere...

I've got the worst headache in the world. All I did today was clean. I cleaned my entire office top to bottom, which took about three hours...I had some of the grunts clean the base, but they turned it into some kind of sporting event involving skating on sponges, so I had to clean up after that, which took forever...plus Tabitha smashed into me and almost broke my back, that stupid no-brained derp...

I had to dust the guest bedroom...Oh, the horrors...Apparently, we haven't had anyone here in a while...So I inhaled dust...and then I inhaled Pledge...and then I got a massive headache...

I may go to bed early so I don't wake up with an even worse migraine...I'm supposed to pick Mars up from Slateport around noon tomorrow...Should be interesting...