I danced with my dad because I was drunk.
... Umm yeah, that's not a good idea >_<

I sang to my best friend cause that's how I roll. (they see me rollin'). Yep difinately me.

@stararnold:

Well, I hope the goat liked your singing

"I sang to a goat because I hate myself."

Ouuch!

@Kazamas-Keyblade:

Hehehehehe, sorry I was wrong...I just forgot the name xD

@Hifsa:

Oh, you mean, "I Am Legend". I thought you were talking about a completely different movie.

@Kazamas-Keyblade:

Will Smith was in it, it was even nominated for the oscars! Does that ring a bell?

@Hifsa:

Never heard of it.

@Kazamas-Keyblade:

Thats kinda like that movie 'The legend' lol...

@Hifsa:

Yeah, but a zombie is a zombie until a cure is made.

@Kazamas-Keyblade:

Lol, I'd want a smart zombie to bite me, or I'll be an idiot too xD

@Hifsa:

True :)

~Ri-chan

@Hifsa:

No, and idiot zombie will creep up on you, turn you into a zombie, then you'll feast on a doctor.

@ForeverOtaku:

You have friends, so cheerup :)

@:

Yeah, a doctor in the shape of a pizza xDDDDD

@Kazamas-Keyblade:

So, I'll be the zombie who'll be the idiot, who'll eat a doctor xDDD

@Hifsa:

Yeah they do, they're called idiots.

@Hifsa:

Nope, I'm an only child.
Only... and I'm lonely. lol

~Ri-chan

@Blue Latte:

Haha yay :D

@Kazamas-Keyblade:

Well zombies don't exist in reality XD

@:

Heheheheheh! You dance with yourself when you're drunk?? XDDDDD

@ForeverOtaku:

Do you have a brother??

@:

Or not a real doctor at all, maybe pizza doctor or cake doctor xD
And even I'd swallow an ipod for a million dollars xD
And sure you can, it is yours! :D

@Aryia:

I don't like doctors, thet're yuck! But if I get their brain in return, the it'll be fine xD
Wow, shouldn't you be getting arrested xD

@Hifsa:

IKR! Ty! XD

@Hifsa:

It is not coherent to me!
A person can eat a doctor, you have to be a zombie, but it can happen.

i smacked my dad because im retarded.

@Aryia:

Yeah of course!! xD I wouldn't mind buying you a plane ticket.

@Blue Latte:

Haha neat I like that one :P Would you perhaps want to throw a party for theO members? :D Oh and do you mind buying my plane ticket xD

Of course eating a Doctor would instantly make you feel good! ;D

"I murdered a Mexican because I'm hot and I do what I want"

@mangaandanimelove:

Yours is the most understandable till now! Congrats :D

@Blue Latte:

Well atleast you didn't have to dance with anyone you didn't want to xD

@Kazamas-Keyblade:

Well atleast yours is coherent! Read mine! Who in the hell can eat a doctor!!

@chihiroyin:

Heheheheheh! My doctor was really doctory!! xD

@DoubleOtaku:

That is sooo damn funny xD HAhahahahahahah!!! LOL

I saw this picture before! Right now, mine's is "I choked on my brother because I hate myself." o.0 xD

~Ri-chan

"I gave my number to a football player because I was high."
Obviously not the story of my life there.

I gave my number to my neighbour because that how I roll! XD

I danced with myself because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars. XD

Oh god.... I choked on my brother because I'm hot and I do what I want. NOOOooooo that's incest Dx

hahah i went out with your mom because your mom told me to xD
how taste your doctor :b ?