@Hisaishi:

Hey! Not cool!

@FaithlessFighter:

hahahaha, this is my favorite so far!

Oh what!?!?!?!?! Like none of us have ever spontaneously broken out in song during century duty??????

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I love that episode.

Now thats a sexy little number

@Keba Si Rota:

oooooh It's a #1! Very cool! Great patience :D

In the GREATEST ANIME CHARACTER OF ALL TIME CHALLENGE, who will rank #1? Let's just say it's not who I voted for.

Even Lady Gaga found Elvis' audition for her backup dancing crew a tad over the top.

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0000____000
000/- - |00
00/ 6 6 |00
0|_ 3 -|00
000|- |00
000|- E |00
000| <3 |00
000|-- |00
00- ---- -0
0|________|0
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This took FOREVER!

Edit: The 0's are there to balance the picture out. It wouldn't work otherwise.

Edit part deux: So are the dashes.

Edit the third: Ah, it still looks like garbage.

@KeenHavoc:

Best one I've read so far!XD
Kudos to you!:P

After obtaining their search warrant, officers were able to attain several copies of what investigators are now calling the most egotistical pornography ever created.

If there was any less exposed I'd have horrible cross-country memories.

(don't ask)

or

the faster we're fallin, we're stopin' and stallin', sum 41 invading theO

or

I see two ones...

or

"I don't know, he might be gay..."

or

Now remember kids always carry you pervert whistle, even to the pool. You never know when a guy will show up in a speedo with a big number one.

or

Evidently Smeagol decided to show up to the annual LOTR pool party, much to the pleasure of Sam and Frodo.

(Nah, Smeagle would go to the kids pool. "Smeagle no ticksy!"

Why didn't I ever see these before...

1, the number of times a man in a speedo will ever get laid...

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Rainbow-spreading toaster pastry space cats FTW

Admit it...this isn't the weirdest thing you've ever seen on a trip to Japan.

Mix one part Seseame Street, a dose of The Bachelor: Japanimation, and one speedo. And the result, one awkward situation that we just can't give decent context.

If you think that's crazy, wait until he gets to the alphabet.

I'm so FABULOUS!!!!!

Ever have one of those days? No? That's what I thought.

--or--

THIS is what happens when gays marry.

Many of us wished that Elvis would leave the building... It only got worse from there...

So, come and stay at the
Y! M! C! A!

*my last caption actually took first??? who is shocked? this chick!*

Counting on Sesame Street just got a little weirder...1! 1 man in a speedo! 1-derful!

Contrary to popular belief, Japanese game shows are much stranger than this.

This speedo was brought to you by the #1

Well this makes math more interesting.

Only a true otaku can understand what is going on here...

Every time a man wears a speedo, it f*cks up the universe. Think of the children, don't wear a speedo.

I'm not as psychotic inside as I am out!

The Count: ONE! One situation so incredibly bizarre that no caption could ever possibly grant it a context! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

This is how they do The Bachelor in Japan.