"You will never be straight up G." "Says the girl wearing tights!" -Madison & Me
"I wanna be a homo!" "Gunther, do you know what the is?" "Yea, a guy who lives on the street." "Gunther. That's a hobo. A homo is a person who's gay." "Oh, so you're attracted to men now? I knew it!" -Gunther & Keith & Taylor!
"You're a transvestite!" "I don't know what that is, but you're a transsexual, you girl!" My brother & Me!
"Why won't it die?!" "Because it's road kill. It's already dead!" -Me & Erin
"Ewww, it's moving!" "How are babies born?" ... "Who wants to tell her this time?" "Not me!" "Jess, let's just say a lot of things happen." -Erin & Me & Madison & Samantha
"Jess, this is the reason why we don't let you near sugar." "Or sharp things." "Or string." "Or my shoes." "That was one time!" -Madison & Erin & My brother & Me!
"You can go to jail for that!" "You can also go to jail for attempted murder and rape, even if the thing was already dead." -Madison & Me
"At least I didn't wake up singing the ABC's" "In my defense I was five! And you were a princess for Halloween!" "Yea, well, I had a sash, and you didn't!" -Me & Erin
"You can do it too, with Can Do!" "By it, you mean...?" "Jess, you sick minded little girl!" "I'm not that bad." "Yes you are." "Okay. so maybe I am. But you can't help but love me." -Madison & Me
"Jeeeeeeeeeessssssica!" "Juuuuuuuuuuussssssstyn!" "I hate you, Jessica." "Aw, I love you too, Justyn!" -Justyn & Me
"Justyn! Stop making kissie faces at Jessica!" "Fiiiiiiiiiiiine." -Mme. Champagne & Justyn
"I am not a girl!" "Yea, you are." "Well, I'm changing my name to something more manly, like John!" -Taylor & Brenden
"She should try Lady Speed Stick!" -Me
"I hope you get crabs." -Me
"Is that Jessica, I see?" "No Tyson, it's a dog." -Tyson & Me
"Don't slap my ass!" -Me
"I know where you live." "Yea, well, I know where I live too, so HA!" -Becky & Me
"What's a transsexual?" ... *I whisper it in Erin's ear* "You're brother has a--" "Erin, shut up!" -Me & Erin
"I wonder how caterpillars have sex." ... "I just lost my appetite." -Me & Madison
"Let's get in bed!" "Let's not." -Erin & Me
"Colton has a serious question for you." "No Colton, I will not get in your bed." "Oh, c'mon! You didn't even let me ask!" -My brother & Me & Colton
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavin!" "Jessssssssssssssssssssssssie!" "I wanna be a bus patrol, too!" "You don't even go to school here." "Well, I hate carrots." "What does that have to do with it?" "A lot." -Me & Gavin
"Why are you poking my back?" "I'm not." "Ewwwwww!" "It's not that either!" -Me & Connor
"My dog died last night!" "You don't have a dog." "What are you smoking? I do so!" "Oh, right. Scruffy, you're imaginary dog that never dies." "Excuse me, that's my fish." "Then why'd you name it Scruffy the dog that never dies?" "Because Scruffy died!" "How does that work?" "It just does, okay!" -Me & Jayna
"Ew, is that a condom?!" -Me
"How does a guy and another guy have it?" "With your face." "Groooooooooss!" -Me & Erin
"I'm gonna ask you, what you always ask us, what are you smoking?" "Weed. And I'm also sniffing coke. And I tried Meth." "Well, that explains a lot." -Madison & Me & Bea
