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"When I was in Elementary school, the teacher told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote 'happy'. She told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told her she didn't understand life."

"The worst thing about being lied to is knowing that you weren't worth the truth."

"Don't play games with a girl who plays them better."

"Stand for something or you'll fall for anything."

"One day, you're gonna want that girl. The girl that knew she wasn't perfect, but tried to be perfect for you. The girl that believed the scraps of you she was given were worth it, because something was better than nothing. That girl who wanted nothing more than to be there for you and loved you the only way she knew only she could. The girl who sees your flaws, but values them as much as your strengths. That girl who still can't being herself to hate you, even though sometimes, you know you deserve it. That girl who saw past your pretty face and treasured parts of you that no one else had ever appreciated. That girl who realizes she may never have your heart, but will carry the image of you in hers forever. That's the girl who sees this&& still loves you. And on that day, she'll open her eyes, get up, and move.on."

"I tried to see things from your point of view, but sadly, I couldn't get my head that far up.my.ass."

"We're not sarcastic--we're just hilarious... We're not annoying--we're just cooler than you... we're not bitches--we just don't like you... We're not obsessed--we're just best friends."

"Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but only takes 4 to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherf#?@&3 upside the head!"

"As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to let us down probably will. You'll have your heart broken, probably more than once, and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when someone broke yours. You'll fight with you best friend and maybe even fall in love with them. You'll blame a new love for things and old one did. You'll cry because time is passing by too fast and you'll eventually loose someone close to you. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt, because every 60 seconds you spend angry or upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back."

"The shit you hear about me might be true, but then again, it could be as fake as the bitch who told you."

"Music screams the words we're too afraid to speak."

"Girls are like apples. The best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys who don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't nearly as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there's something wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing and just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top."

"Keep your head high, gorgeous. There are people who would kill to see you fall."

"&&She's so scared to get close to anyone because everyone that ever said 'I'll Be There' left."

"She'll chase you around for a while; but there's gonna be a day when she's gonna stop running in circles around you. She's going to get over you and at that very moment, you're gonna wish you had let her catch you."

"I am nowhere near perfect. I eat when I am bored, I fall for boys too easily, I'm vulnerable to believing lies, I'm hoping that one day I won't need a fake smile, I live by quotes that explain exactly what I'm going through, I make up excuses for everything, I have best friends and enemies, I have drama and memories. And that's life. Live it, Love it, Learn from it."

"Don't worry about the people in your past; There's a reason why the didn't make it to your future."

"Just when you think things can't get any worse, they do. I've learned that life is like an hourglass. Sooner or later, everything hits rock bottom. All you have to do is be patient and wait for someone to turn everything back around. And when no one does, be strong and do it yourself."

"I like a challenge, so challenge me. If I fight, fight me back. But it's okay to sometimes let me win. Know that I have my own mind and so should you. Nobody likes an easy girl. Nobody likes an easy boy. Tell me when I'm wrong. Admit it when I'm right. Respect me, my actions, and my words. Feel free to argue. As long as you'll kiss and make up. But remind me as often as needed that you love this."

"You'll never leave where you are until you know where you're headed."

"I'd rather be a bitch than a hoe, rather tell it like it is than blow every boy I know, rather be known for what I do than who I screw."

"Doesn't it always seem that you don't know what you've got until it's finally gone?"

"A broken heart is like reading a book outside on a windy day. Every time you try to turn the page and move on, the wind blows and you end up right back where you started."

"Having the love of your life break up with you and say We Can Still Be Friends is like your dog dying and your mom saying you can still keep it."

"It breaks your heart when people you know become people you knew, when you can walk right past someone as if they were never a huge part of your life. You used to talk for house on the phone and now you can't even look eachother in the eye. &&it completely breaks your heart to know good things change, and there's nothing that you can do."

"Behind every beautiful girl, there's a dumbass guy who did something wrong and made her strong."

"Have you ever been so completely alone in a crowded room?"

"Never say I love you

If you really don't care

Never talk about feelings

If they aren't really there

Never hold my hand

If you're only going to break my heart

Never say you're going to

If you don't even plan to start

Never look into my eyes

If all you do is lie

Never say hello

If you really mean goodbye

If you really mean forever

Then say you will try

Never say forever

'Cause forever makes me cry"

"A million words couldn't bring you back. I know because I've tried. Neither could a million tears. I know because I've cried."

"This ain't no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid."

"Some girls are so naive. He didn't unbutton your blouse for a better view of your heart..."

"Don't make someone a priority, when to them, you're an only option."

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