I know I haven't posted much, therefore, just to treat everybody, I'm gonna bore you with telling you about my week!
Let's start from Sunday, shall we??
Sunday:
I went to that hockey game with Erin, Mackenzie, and Erin's dad. Lisa(Erin's mommy) drove us there, and we danced to Poker face.
Then when we got to the MTS centre, we ran inside. Well, they did, I galloped. Anyways, turns out we couldn't gallop or fool around and I was just about to ask if I could skip, but Erin said no skipping either.
But, yea, let's get onto the fun stuff!
Madison, Bea, Brian, Robbie, Janelle, Cole, and a bunch of other people that we knew were there too.
But I saw this hottie there! With a very pimped out black and gold DC hat. But yea, as usual, I was making dirty jokes, and I filled up on a bunch of cotton candy. Which leads us to Monday.
I'm just gonna skim through the days 'cause I can't remember them exactly as they were.
Monday:
I was blowing chunks on Monday! AKA Puking. And when I went to school that afternoon, I couldn't participate in gym.
So, yea, I walked 4 laps before needing to throw up, luckily, I didn't. So, I sat with Melysa 'cause she was sick too. So we talked a bunch and shit.
And then it was the guys' turn to run for 12 minutes. So they did, and Jack noticed I had glasses. So he was running backwards and making motions with his hands, telling me I was wearing my glasses, even though I sorta already knew! So Melysa says Jack pays too much attention to me.
And I picked up what she was saying, so I'm like, Ewwwww!
But, he almost tripped.
Which I laughed at, 'cause I'm a good friend like that.
Anyways, also in gym Brenden, Christian, Justyn, Matt and all them kept yelling hi to me. So I wave back and say hi, too. Then Matt's all like, I missed you!
So then me and Melysa start laughing and yea. I helped Erin try talking to Brenden again.
Tuesday:
Tuesday's art class was HILARIOUS!
I was sitting beside Erin, 'cause we're tight like that.(Like sisters, perverts! Unless it's just me.) So, we're talking about arranging a sleepover on Friday. Which is happening.
But --of course-- Jack had to eavesdrop. Therefore, he invited himself. And then Robbie invited himself, then Nakiah, then Connor, then Alex, then Ryan, then Tyson, then Brenden, and a bunch of other people.
So now I'm having like a ton of people at my house for a sleepover. Luckily, half of those people don't even know where live.
Wait, they do.
Oh well! They were kidding anyways.
Well, all of them, except maybe Jack. Since it is Jack, you can't really tell.
So then me and Erin are talking more and then Jack decides to crack some jokes, so then we're laughing like crazy then Connor comes over and starts making odd noises.
Like he usually does.
And he even tried to eat his hood.
...Weird.
On to French class!
Oh, how I hate thy french! But this french class was funny too. During french Justyn accused Brenden of cheating on Erin with me, her best friend.
Me and Brenden are really good friends. Not our fault.
But I hooked him and Erin up, I wouldn't do that.
But anyways, Justyn was giving Brenden the "disappointed look". And then a couple minutes later, out of the blue, he asks Brenden what he would say if I asked him out.
Then I say, why would I ask Brenden out? Because I only think of him as my friend. So, Brenden's like, ya. So I say, what?!
'Cause I thought he was answering Justyn's question. But he was agreeing with me, luckily. Erin would be mad at me if Brenden liked me as more then a friend, since he's dating her and all.
Anyways, Justyn says, if you do say yes, you have good taste. So I laugh, taking it as a joke. But I'm not sure if he was joking or not. So I tell Erin, and then more people hear, so some people think Justyn likes me.
But, whatever. I still only think of him as friend. So they kid around about Justyn liking me. But, yea.
Wednesday:
I have to say, math class was fun that day. I have no idea how I could live through it without Jack.
I'm not saying I like him like that, I love all my friends, including the guy ones.
But, so, Jack and I were talking in math and Justyn got 25 minutes after school, because he talks way too much.
But Jack said something about a hole, so I said that gave me nasty thoughts. So Jack said not that! The thing will come into the hole.
So then I burst out laughing, while he continues. So, he says it might hurt a bit, and the hole's really small, so it'll break and, yea, it'll be all gross.
So I'm laughing so hard, I'm pretty sure my face was red and my eyeliner was running. And then Germy comes over and he's like, what's so funny? But me and Jack are too busy laughing to even bother answering him.
But eventually Jack was able to answer. He said it was too gross.
In gym we had to go to a different room, because all the other rooms were occupied. And Chris had this HUGE tantrum and had to be pulled out of class.
Me and Erin were really, really scared.
Today:
I missed half the day today, and when I got back to school, I was attacked with hugs.
Anyways, moving on.
In ELA, we had to go to the library, but then we were told to go back, but turns out we really did have library, so we had to go back up.
Blah.
Anyways, I was wearing perfume, and it was actually pretty strong, but it smelt good! Like cotton candy! So Drew notices and all. And then I smelt something really bad.
It actually smelt like a wet dog. And I can't stand that smell. So I whisper that to Drew. But Nakiah wanted to hear too, so I whisper to her too. Then she's like, Jess, your hair smells so good!
So, Justyn hears and he's like, maybe you should whisper in my ear so I can smell your hair too!
...Awkward.
Yea, anyways. In the library Nevada was looking through this magazine, and in it, on this picture of a girl who had her shirt down to her belly button, but still covering her boobs(lol, boobs), it said "Hi, I'm Jess. Pick me up and ask me out!" and it was in Nakiah's writing and she didn't even deny she wrote it.
So, yea.
On my way home, Kole, Jack, Ryan, Tyson, and all them call my name.
So I'm like, what? And Kole says why did you poop your pants? And I say, what?
Kole says, all the guys said you did, well I started that but you did. So, I kick him and walk away but they keep yelling that I did. And we had that argument all the way to Strathmillan.
But, anyways, I didn't.
I was walking with Drew and Melysa, and it turns out that they didn't have early dismissal like us. Then it hits me.
'It's Thursday. Duh'
We only have early dismissals on Tuesdays but it's parent/teacher confrence at my school, so we got out at 3:05. So we paraded the halls until it was time to go.
And I am glad to say, I am best friends with Clifford the Big Red Dog.
Yea, me and him are tight.
Anyways, for at least 10 minutes I was 48 and 47, and I was trying to act all Gangster and whatever. And I made new mini friends! Yay!
Also, me and Drew were like dirty dancing to Right Round. But we weren't dirty dancing together, because I don't roll that way.
Yup. That's my week. Tomorrow I'm having a sleepover with Erin and then Saturday we're gonna go to this party full of little kids.
Fuuuuuuun.
xoxo
Jessica!
