@Bonez15:

Taro: Sounds kinda annoying
Xait: *kisses her*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I don't know... I'm just that popular...
Akane: Me too. *pulls down Xait's underwear*

@Bonez15:

Taro: Huh? how come?
Xait: That's good for me

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: And I just found out that ever since I'm dead, mostly every child and adult wants to dress as me for Halloween...-_-'
Akane: Yup^^

@Bonez15:

Taro: Yup ^^ she needs them definately
Xait: Fully naked?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I'm sorry... But look at the bright side, you have more humans to feed Jessy^^
Akane: I just taking our fun into the next level.

@Bonez15:

Taro: Well they dropped like flies... It wasn't too fun
Xait: Akane...? What are you doing?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: O_o Whoa, that was fast!
Akane: Okay... *takes off her underwear*

@Bonez15:

Taro: *eyes glow red* No trouble at all *jumps over to them, there's some screaming and slashing, then Taro comes back covered in blood* Done ^^
Xait: We don't want to rush into anything right now. I'd have to think about it

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Umm, maybe you can eat them, leave trails of blood, but don't tell them it was you kinda thing...
Akane: You mean you want to marry me?^^

@Bonez15:

Taro: All right, any specific way you want them to die?
Xait: No, I didn't hear myself say that

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*the two sees a haunted house and lightning flashes above*
Michael: There it is^^
Akane: *smiles* You didn't?

@Bonez15:

Taro: ^^ Okay!
Xait: I didn't say that

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Let's go then!^^
Akane: I just don't get why you wouldn't want to be my husband!

@Bonez15:

Taro: :D Sure! That'll be easy
Xait: Why are you acting like this?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: My anti-fans are wrecking the place... you like blood so I thought you can kill them for me...
Akane: Fine! Humph!! *turns away*

@Bonez15:

Taro: Oh sure, what is it?
Xait: Not if I have to kill someone else's child

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Can you come with me to my new house, I have a problem...
Akane: I just wanted to know whether you would like a child or not... that's all...

@Bonez15:

Taro: Oh all right ^^
Xait: Then why are you bringing this up?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *chuckles* Never mind XD all I'm saying is that you will know when the time is right.^^
Akane: Hell no! If I did, Taro will so kill me!!!

@Bonez15:

Taro: My heart and gut :3 they mostly just say I love someone and I'm hungry
Xait: You would actually do that?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Huh? *doesn't know what Taro is talking about XD*
Akane: Yeah, that's like the only way... for now...

@Bonez15:

Taro: They don't talk to me much anymore...
Xait: Killing a somebody's child though?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I dunno... when your gut or heart tells you...
Akane: Since Jess is my nobody and she is pregnant with a kid, and if the kid dies, then technically I would have a baby as well. Get it?

@Bonez15:

Taro: *tilts head* When will I know?
Xait: What?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: When the time is right or if you really, really, really don't want to do it...
Akane: *breathes* You know, nobodies can have babies you know... there is only one complicated way of having them though...

@Bonez15:

Taro: *blinks* Like when Michael?
Xait: *kisses her neck*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Jessy wanted that? ._. She's really pregnant then cuz' that's a mood swing right there... Usually she would ask you where would you like to go. Sometimes you have to say no because then she might try to use it as an advantage...
Akane: *does the same thing and licks his ear lobe*

@Bonez15:

Taro: I tried to do it somewhere else but Jessy wanted it there... And I can't say no to her
Xait: *kisses back and thrusts against her*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: True, so very true... Although you did have sex on your wedding night while people were watching you...
Akane: Oh, just shut up and kiss me, dammit... *kisses him on the lips and licks his tounge*

@Bonez15:

Taro: At least I'm aware of the people around and try as best I can to keep it to myself... >>'
Xait: *holds her chin to where their lips are an inch apart* Look who's talking...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: That's why I say "Keep it in the closet"... and sometimes you do that to Jess...
Akane: *rubs Xait's penis* For someone who doesn't have many emotions, you are sexy...

@Bonez15:

Taro: >>' I personally wouldn't want to see that either
Xait: *kisses back and takes off his shirt*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *disgusted* OUT! OUT YOU TWO, OUT! *pushes Akane and Xait in a closet and slams the door* AND STAY THERE! *sighs* I don't want to watch that kind of sex... it brings back memories... *shudders*
Akane: *smiles evilly* Now that we are alone... *kisses Xait in the mouth while taking off Xait's pants*

@Bonez15:

Xait: ._. umm... why do you want one?
Taro: ._.' umm... ew?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Akane: *doesn't notice that people are still in the room, and she takes off her pants and hugs Xait* Well I want an explaination

@Bonez15:

Xait: *shrugs* I really don't know

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Akane: And it's always because of your "sex organs" right?

@Bonez15:

Xait: You force me and I can't stop...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Akane: Well you always agree to it and you liked it...

@Bonez15:

Xait: Ow! How the hell am I supposed to know your reasoning?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Akane: Ummmmmm ._. *punches Xait* You answer him, Frost Boy!

@Bonez15:

Taro: Well... why do you and Tai have sex if you don't like each other?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Akane: Hi... we're-
Michael: *fangirlish scream* Wow! Two real nobodies from Kingdom Hearts... I always liked you guys!^^ *takes out a black book* Can I have your autograph? :D
Akane: *signs* Ummmm sure? Anyway Taro, what was the question all about? *let's go of Xait after having him in a headlock*

@Bonez15:

Taro: Hi guys!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Yup^^ *sees Akane dragging Xait here* Here they come.^^
Akane: *is yelling and dragging Xait along*

@Bonez15:

Taro: Ooooh...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: No, those things are called helicoptors...

@Bonez15:

Taro: That flying thing too was a car?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *slaps his forehead and sighs* Remember when you and Jess married and you grew big and you two were playing with colorful blinking toys? Those are cars...

@Bonez15:

Taro: ._. What's a car?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Okay... *picks up his cell phone and calls Akane* Hi Akane... Is Tai with you?.... I mean Ice Boy..... He is? Can you two come over... I need to ask you guys questions.... Who am I? I'm Michael Jackson.... You're coming? Great! See ya...^^ *hangs up* They're coming by car now.^^

@Bonez15:

Taro: ._.' that's... odd... maybe we should ask

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: ._.' I do not know exactly...

@Bonez15:

Taro: Why do they have sex if they don't like each other?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: No, even though they don't like each other.... they still have sex...*shudders*

@Bonez15:

Taro: I thought they weren't together anymore...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Nah, she would be too busy with "Tai" to notices

@Bonez15:

Taro: Ooooh... Well Akane's going to be really p*$$ed off and alone ._.'

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Correction... Chicago kinda likes Jess... He gave up on Akane after she "died". Jess was the only one that was nice to Chicago and Chicago now has a secret crush on her... He told me... But I don't he knows that you married her yet...

@Bonez15:

Taro: Yeah... Louie likes Ria, Spits likes Deiara, Chicago likes Akane, and Poker... likes any male with a pulse... >>' and he stalks Xait Tai

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Uh huh. Louie to me was crazy, Chicago and Spits are my friends^^, and Poker asked me out on a date ._.

@Bonez15:

Taro: Exactly... >>' and Louie would basically just be with Ria and asking her to take care of him and Poker... yeah... don't know really about him

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Poor bats... And since the bat brothers are already dead, to them the White Nose disease might be a common cold...-_-'

@Bonez15:

Taro: It's a genetic disease for bats... it causes them sickness... and death... thankfully Meru-sama's bats are safe

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: The white nose disease? ._.

@Bonez15:

Taro: It's because of the White Nose disease... it kills off millions of bats

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: But my people said that I couldn't get a bat for Neverland because most of them are extinct...<<'

@Bonez15:

Taro: ^^ uh huh :3 they're cool

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Yeah, tell him a bat dropped him off. Bats are cooler than storks.^^

@Bonez15:

Taro: ._. I was told a bat dropped me off

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Stop! When they are older, you can tell them that, but when they are young, you say something about the stork^^

@Bonez15:

Taro: Do you have to be truthful? Like if they ask where babies come from do you tell them "Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much they-"

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: And children always ask a lot of questions, so don't be rude when answering them

@Bonez15:

Taro: Oh!... That's why

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: No, it's okay. If they were, I would've died years ago... a human child is not the same as a spider baby

@Bonez15:

Taro: ._. they aren't?... Could've swore they were >>'

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I don't think a human child is poisonous... ._.

@Bonez15:

Taro: I know! They need food, water, excersize, you have to hold them right or they'll get hurt, and if they bite you, you can die of poisoning (XD he's taking this from his spiders)

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: No... all I'm saying is that children are a lot of responsibility... I know, I had three. There are many things you need to know to be a daddy...

@Bonez15:

Taro: Right now?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I wish I could've gotten more but I had only three. What are you going to teach your son? You need to know what you need to do in the future...

@Bonez15:

Taro: Of course I want a child... especially when it belongs to me and my wife...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: But are you sure you want a child?

@Bonez15:

Taro: Hmmm... not yet...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Whatever... How's Jess doing? Have you guys destroyed towns other than Las Vegas yet?

@Bonez15:

Taro: Nah, I son't see it

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: You don't? I look in my manga book and he looks the same as me. The black long hair, the pale skin, the pet snakes, it's scary...

@Bonez15:

Taro: I don't see a resemblence...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: But do I look like Orochimaru?

@Bonez15:

Taro: I don't think you do

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I know... I said that to my ex-Rabbi, but never to Madonna's face... But really, be honest, do I look like a girl?

@Bonez15:

Taro: Madonna's a jealous b**** though

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I know, but Madonna said I was because I looked like a girl and that I had a girl's voice. I can't help it if I was born with a soft voice...

@Bonez15:

Taro: Grabbing yourself isn't really being drag though you know...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I know. I think she did that because the press first called her that and she didn't want to upset the fangirls... -_-' I'm the same way. I'm sexual in the music videos, but not in real life...

@Bonez15:

Taro: Well... she calls herself a drag king now

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Okay... I wanna know... when I met her and the press saw me with her, they thought that she was a drag king and that I was a "Space Alien Drag Queen" T_T T_T

@Bonez15:

Taro: In her eyes, yes

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *confused* I'm a mother?

@Bonez15:

Taro: She considers you her best friend, mother, and father :D

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I noticed... But somehow, I was always the biggest... It's like she's singling me out of the other Big Boys...-__-'

@Bonez15:

Taro: Jess likes big things :D

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Yeah. And she sees us as giant, nice guys who are like her parents. I used to see her drawings of me and of you and she draws us bigger than life...

@Bonez15:

Taro: *shrugs* She loves us?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: But there's one thing I don't get... How come we two are the only ones who can really calm down and control Jess?

@Bonez15:

Taro: I always will ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *laughs* So that's where she gets it from... Good old Shukaku! XD At least you are a medical ninja and you can take care of Jess^^

@Bonez15:

Taro: ^^ she had an eating contest with Shukaku a few times before

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *suprised* It wasn't? I'm confused @_@

@Bonez15:

Taro: That wasn't the first time, don't worry ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Oh yeah. I forgot that... I knew it cuz' I'm the one who first overfed her... I knew I shouldn't put a lot of food at Neverland...-_-' She got a stomach ache on my 47th birthday and I slept with her... So I think I should blame myself T_T

@Bonez15:

Taro: Isn't she overfed anyway?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: And this is why I'm the Smooth Criminal...-_-' Just don't over feed her...

@Bonez15:

Taro: ... Well, It's a good thing I'm a criminal

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Wood, Stones, Japanese Food, Italian food, buildings, meat, men, helicoptors, anything and everything. There's a list...

@Bonez15:

Taro: What would she like?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Yeah, she's gonna have a baby and you're going to be a daddy... She needs help... She told me after she had cravings, was 300 feet tall, and after eating thousands of police men. And she's really hungry because of it...

@Bonez15:

Taro: *tilts head* She's pregnant?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: She told me and she was afraid of how would you react but... She told me to tell you that *gulps and says it slowly* You got.... her pregnant.......

@Bonez15:

Taro: Hm? What's wrong?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *doesn't really see the connection, but shrugs and is serious* Ummm Taro, I think Jess might have a problem...

@Bonez15:

Taro: ._. sounds like one of Meru-sama's bats

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I had trouble too... When I was young, we didn't have cell phones... we had wired telephones that look like black machines with swirly wires in them...

@Bonez15:

Taro: I didn't know that was possible

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I know, but people use it though to talk to people

@Bonez15:

Taro: ._. that sounds creepy

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: You put it up to your ear, hear the ringing sound, and someone will talk to you

@Bonez15:

Taro: Then what do you do?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Yep^^

@Bonez15:

Taro: I have to press them before pressing the green thing?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: No, you press 7 or 9 numbers, then press the greean phone button to talk

@Bonez15:

Taro: Do I press all of them?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: No, it's like this *puts it the right way* Now you press these numbers *points to # pad*

@Bonez15:

Taro: That would help ^^ *has it upside down and backwards* is this how you use it?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Welcome.^^ You need help using it?

@Bonez15:

Taro: Oh, thank you ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: ... Ohhh, well I'm giving you one...^^

@Bonez15:

Taro: ... No... I didn't know these existed...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Well I'll show you what it looks like... *shows Taro a cell phone* People have a lot of these in Japan and in the US. You press buttons, then press the TALK button, and you hear a friend or someone speak to you... You don't have these in your village?

@Bonez15:

Taro: ... Haven't heard of it

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: You don't know what a phone is... You talk to people into it...

@Bonez15:

Taro: ... what's a phone?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: No, that was in 2007, but you didn't have my phone number that time... It's okay. I wish medical ninjutsu was in America... then I wouldn't have died...-_-'

@Bonez15:

Taro: Ew... Too bad I didn't learn medical ninjutsu that time

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Yeah I like them too, your spiders are cool ^^ I got bitten by a spider once and my doctor tried to cure it but the needle was broken, so I had a big black spot on my leg...

@Bonez15:

Taro: You're just like me ^^ except I'm around spiders :D

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Y'know, like big puppets or dolls or wax figures... I was so lonely and crazy, I would put them all over Neverland and thought they were real... *sighs of loneliness*

@Bonez15:

Taro: ._. Mannequins?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I did too^^ until I had nightmares of them... Then I got mannequin guards near my room so I can still watch Terminator without them nightmares.

@Bonez15:

Taro: :D I love those guys!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Don't worry, he's not real. He won't take you away... I'm scared of the Joker and the Terminator... *shudders*

@Bonez15:

Taro: I had nightmares he would take me away

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I was scared when I met him. He kissed and hugged me... I would never forget that... But I don't like him as much now...

@Bonez15:

Taro: ._. ET scares me

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I know! That sucks. That is why I'm still into Mickey Muose up to this day. Yea, Mickey Mouse and E.T. :D

@Bonez15:

Taro: It got cancelled after a few episodes ._.

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: And he has a sidekick who then had a serperate cartoon called Teen Titans! XD *referring to Robin*

@Bonez15:

Taro: I like batman :3 he gets to wear a costume

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Yeah, him too!^^

@Bonez15:

Taro: What about Batman?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Ohhh, you mean the yellow guy on high? Yeah! Prince, Paris and Blanket watched that when I was alive... I never did pay attention to it... I'm still with Spiderman and Peter Pan and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.^^

@Bonez15:

Taro: :D he's a retarded sponge under the sea that's friends with a starfish

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *has never watched Spongebob* Why? *blinks innocently*

@Bonez15:

Taro: It's cause Spongebob is awesome :3

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Okay... Spongebob is on!
Kids: YEA SPONGEBOB!!! XD *runs back to their unbroken homes*
Michael: Hey that actually worked! :D

@Bonez15:

Taro: Just say Spongebob's on :D :3 I like Spongebob

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I do not know... but I know no matter what I do, a child can see me because I'm always a guardian angel for them... Maybe they would pass me... But then they will tell their parents and they will be concerned and then it's the MJ Ghost story in the tabloids all over again!

@Bonez15:

Taro: ... Wait, Michael, aren't you a ghost ._. wouldn't they pass through you?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: *blushes and looks down* Oh gosh... Me? Smart? X3
Michael: *running away* Run while you can! The children from this neighborhood recognized me!!! Darn, I forgot a disguise for myself! D:D:

@Bonez15:

Taro: :3 you're smart. Taro's girl is very smart

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Nobody? ._.

@Bonez15:

Taro: ._. who told you?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: You speak giraffer? *giggles*

@Bonez15:

Giraffe: *seems to smile and licks Jess's cheek*
Taro: She says thank you ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Cool. I borrowed Mike the panther without permission for my Black or White video.^^ But then my people found out and we had to take him to some chinese pet shop owner named Count D.
Jess: *stops what she's doing and pets Melody* Ohhh, she's so pretty. :3

@Bonez15:

Taro: Oh, I'm not stealing her ^^ I'm just borrowing her without permission

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: That's very nice. It reminds me of Bubbles and I. ^^' But isn't it wrong to steal her from the zoo? *blinks innocently*

@Bonez15:

Taor: Oh, this is Melody ^^ she's an adult female giraffe from the zoo. she's very well groomed and bathed and I visit her every day since I found her when she was a baby :3

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Where did you get that beautiful giraffe? *doesn't know there was a zoo nearby*

@Bonez15:

Taro: Relax! nothing bad is going to happen... *is riding a stolen giraffe from the zoo*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *is afraid*
Jess: *sighs* Michael, what's wrong?
Michael: Isn't this bad?
Jess: Maybe...
Michael: Fine, I'll throw some *throws some bombs*, but if we get in trouble, I'm blaming you two... *is forgetting that he's dead XD*

@Bonez15:

Taro: Go! Go! Go!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Yeah! XD
Jess: Umm guys... Hurry up! *had just threw a lot of the bombs and some houses are on fire*

@Bonez15:

Taro: X3 awesome... greatest idea ever

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Cool! >XD let's do it... We can also sell it to people. XD

@Bonez15:

Taro: :D how about a combination? Stinky dog poo bombs on fire?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Ohhh... okay then. What should we do first? Dog poo, light houses, or stink bombs!!! >XD

@Bonez15:

Taro: ... You know, I can't remember what his name was... I think it was Rick...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: By who?

@Bonez15:

Taro: Aw man... that sucks... I got butt-raped in the shower ._.

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: No, I was arrested. I got a mug shot and I had handcuffs...

@Bonez15:

Taro: I thought you just went to court...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I got arrested too! And sued... don't forget sued... a lot.^^

@Bonez15:

Taro: *takes the items and waves his hand around* Yeah, you know, the general stuff

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *gives Taro a similiar outfit, but with a beard* Ummm, you got arrested?

@Bonez15:

Taro: I'll kinda be known too from the multiple arrests ^^' more now especially since Jessy's my fiance

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I know just the thing!^^ *gives Jess a black hat, black suit, and a mustache*
Jess: *in Irish accent* That's perfect!

@Bonez15:

Taro: Isn't that why Deiara cut her hair and dyed it black? to not be recognized... we'll just have to come up with something

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: I might have problems though, people would recognize me...

@Bonez15:

Taro: Awesome X3 let's go!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Yeah! XD *has stink bombs, matches, and dog poo*

@Bonez15:

Taro: You sure you're okay?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: He doesn't like to go super sonic speed... -_-'
Michael: *dizzy* I'm okay! let's have fun now... @_@ ^^'

@Bonez15:

Taro: ._. what's wrong with Michael

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

(XDXD laughs also)
Jess: *stops at the houses*
Michael: *panting and in fetal position* O_o'''

@Bonez15:

Taro: Wheeeee! :D (XD *laughs*)

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: *runs faster*
Michael: IMA GONNA DIE!!!! *thinks* Oh wait, that already happened... -_____-' *starts screaming*

@Bonez15:

Taro: Nope ^^ We're going too slow :D

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Let's go! XD *grabs Michael and Taro's hand and runs somewhere*
Michael: O_o are we going a little bit too fast!?!

@Bonez15:

Taro: Yay ^^ Taro happy to be with Taro's loved ones

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *laughs* Okay, we'll light houses on fire.^^

@Bonez15:

Taro: *pouts* Just a little?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: ._.
Michael: ._. Yep.^^' Dog poo yes, lighting houses on fire... *does so-so with his hand* Stink bombs are a different story. XD *has tons of stink bombs*

@Bonez15:

Taro: :D you mean like lighting houses on fire and throwing dog poo into people's faces?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Whoa, that's it? Man, for you, that's boring. I think before we prepare the wedding, us three will have fun! XD

@Bonez15:

Taro: ._. um... I was sitting on my bed and staring at the ceiling...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: And we are both weird! Hi-5! XD *hi fives Taro* Taro... I had never heard from you, so I wanna know what happened since I was dead... Where were you on June 25, 2009? *gettinf serious a little bit*

@Bonez15:

Taro: X3 wouldn't be fun without him... he's awesome

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: ^^ No it's just me and my dead body. Can I be one of your best men? *goes to Jess and playfully taunts* I told you so! I told you so! Taro and Jessy sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!^^
Jess: Michael *giggles* You always do this whenever you see me and Taro together! XD

@Bonez15:

Taro: *laughs and licks the pie off his face* Nice to see you too Michael... Or *looks at him up and down* Your spirit anyway ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: *smiling but sees a familiar ghostly face, then starts to giggle*
???: Hey Taro.^^ *puts pie on Taro's face* I knew you two were meant to be together! XD *waves his white gloved hand*

@Bonez15:

Taro: That sounds wonderful ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: *rips up her schedule* Ummm, how about tomorrow?^^ We can gather our best men and best women together and we'll get the tux and dresses.^^

@Bonez15:

Taro: When would it be best for you? You're busy the majority of the time...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Okay... When will the marrage begin?

@Bonez15:

Taro: It really doesn't matter Jessy... Someone will understand and do it

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: But who will marry us? Meru? Shukaku sensei? Who?

@Bonez15:

Taro: Of course... Why would I think different from it?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Me too. We are really going to be married, right?

@Bonez15:

Taro: *kisses back* I love you so much

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: *kisses Taro on the lips*

@Bonez15:

Taros: *finishes drinking and kisses her*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: *love sighs and lets Taro drink for a while*

@Bonez15:

Taro: *nods* All right Jessy. I'll listen to you *moves closer to her* thank you *bites her neck and drinks*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Okay, but please only do it if you really need to.^^ Want some of my blood? *gives Taro her neck*

@Bonez15:

Taro: ^^ Yeah Jessy, I'm just fine I just- *covers his mouth and throws up on a dead body* yuck... they have terrible blood...- oh they tried to kill me but I killed them instead ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Mob: *scoffs and charges at him*
*15 minutes later*
Jess: *wakes up and finds Taro groaning and the mob dead by loss of blood* Taro, are you okay?

@Bonez15:

Taro: *catches her before she falls to the ground* I won't let you fall ^^ *turns to the crowd and glares, eyes turning red* You know... I haven't drank blood or killed anyone in a while...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: *puts on Taro's ring then faints*
Fangirls: ._. NOOOO, we can't have Jesse anymore!!! *comes up with torches and walks towards Taro to kill him*

@Bonez15:

Taro: *looks a little surprised but then smiles and nods to her* Of course I will Jessy...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: *kneels down on the floor* Taro Chikumo, you are the love of my life and even though I am young for you... *takes out a golden ring with a red heart diamond on it* Will you marry me?
Fangirls who had just came outside the bar: *gasps*

@Bonez15:

Taro: Of course... what is it Jessy?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: You're welcome.^^ *goes into the resteraunt and as Taro and her eat, A fangirl passes through the bar*
Fangirl: OMFG! Jesse Jackson and that criminal Taro Chikumo together?! *runs away to tell everyone else*
Jess: Um Taro, we've been together for years know and can I ask you something? *takes out a little black box*

@Bonez15:

Deiara: All right... ^^ Have a great time
Taro: That sounds so nice Jessy. I'm glad that I have you...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: I know. C'mon Taro. Let's go out. I know this great bar which has drinks and raw meat there.^^ *holds Taro's hand and walks him there*

@Bonez15:

Taro: Yeah ^^ she's the sweetest *hugs her back*
Deiara: ._. ... All right then... >>' kinda didn't need to know that

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Also, like Taro said, it's not rape if both of us likes it.^^ *hugs Taro*

@Bonez15:

Deiara: ._. -_-' yeah... I was afraid of that...
Taro: You can also get arrested more than once ^^ that happened to me. I was arrested for drunk driving, public indecency, umm... what else...? Oh yeah! 20 counts of stealing, drug possession (even though he was holding it for someone else XD), and a few counts of rape... but that was in jail and they came onto me
Deiara: ._.' seriously, how have you NOT raped Jess yet?
Taro: She consents...
Deiara: -_- oh...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Don't worry, they can't go there twice. They've been there before. I'm not worried.
Bat Brothers: Hey Jess, our Boss and Hybrid are in jail...
Jess: ._.

._.' umm... Jess, you do realize Oogie, Shukaku, and Gaara will now be arrested since you said that on air right?