@kisskiss-bangbang:

Wow! Me survive some how. Yayheyayee! Now time to find Matt. He fix Mr. Banana all better. *walks through snowstorm* Huh! Me drop quarter. *goes to pick it up and a giant laser beam flies past head by inches* YAY! Quarter good. *walks through snowstorm dodging traps in an unorthodox way*

@BanisherOfSouls:

BWHAHAHAHAHA
*hld remote that controls electronic polar bear*
now if only he
DIED and than STAYED
DEAD!!!!
>.<

i'll get em!!!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Where are you?! Me can't see you! Oh. Dere you are! *grabs a polar bear* You not Matt! *polar bear angry and attacks me* OWIEEEEEE!! I WISH MR. BANANA WAS HERE TO SAVE ME!!!!

@BanisherOfSouls:

it aa canadain snowball
dood
it freezes every one
and every thing
thats not from canada!!!
ph34r teh SNOWBALL
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

*poles frozed person with Sharp Stabby Stick*
wounder if i hit'him
will he shatter...

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

HA! Who do you think I am? I've lived in the cold my whole life. I'm Swiss for Christs sake you can't.... *freezes somehow*

@BanisherOfSouls:

ow *.o
jerk now i have a black eye!!!
T_T

but now i strick BAKC!!
with the AMAZING CANDAIN SNOWBAL!!!!!
*holds out said object*
PH34R THE AMAZING COLDNESS!!!
*throws at bob*

@kisskiss-bangbang:

WHAT?! How dare you stab my flag with a spork. Looks like you need of my can! *opens up can and hands come out to beat you up* MUHAHAHAHA!! I told you it was a can of whoop ass. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

@BanisherOfSouls:

*gets out spork*
BRING IT SWISS MAN!!!!!
*charges while at the same times still eating burger*
I KILL YOUS!!!!!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*stabs flag*
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

BRING IT CANADIAN ESKIMO!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *begins charging with a buster sword and a can of whoop ass* Time to finish this pointless battle thing! SWISS magic activate! *Swiss magic barrier appears in around me* HA! It even has my flag on it. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

@BanisherOfSouls:

ph34r teh plan!!!!
*hold out TD canada trust panflit*
BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*striks pose with hambuger in other hand*
good thing Micky D's has these thigs
every where eh?
*ahem*
PH34R THE PLAN YOU PEON EATING FOO!!!!
*does Xenna war whoop and lands before yous*
Bring it Bob!!!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

!! WHAT?! STOP ATTACKING?! YOU'RE KILLING YOUR OWN KIND IDIOTS!!* peons stop and look at each other then go on to attack again* STOOPID PEONS! I guess I'll just have to kill you while you're eating. MUHAHAHA!

@BanisherOfSouls:

what leader?
i ust barrowed them from
you
you kind left them over there
in that burning camp
so i burrowed them
so i dunno have to waste
my own!!!
*sighs*
come one man you can't
expect ,e to pwn yoru butt
on a empty stumach???

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

.......! Come back you coward! Ahhh forget it!! Peons keep attacking her minions! They can't hold on much longer without their leader!

@BanisherOfSouls:

...
i do think itsd lunch time!!!
excuse my yoru
swissness
but i must go...
'eat' now
^.^'
*walks away from not-so-bloody battle field*
be back in.....
ten!!!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

You will never succeed!! MONKEY! Attack the peons and infect them with your virus! *monkey begins attacking your peons* Well my peons were bought off of Amazon! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! ATTACK! *begins conjuring Swiss magic*

@BanisherOfSouls:

well i have brought my OWN
peons!!!!
and these where bought on
ebay so you know
there a quailty peon
^.^

ATTACK!!!!!
KILL TEH EVIL BOB
AND HIS MAGGIC
UNDEAD MONKEY!!!!!!!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

OH! So you have discovered my secret which is the secret no one knows about! HA! You cannot dodge and I cannot hit anything! So, it's a draw then! HA! Attack peons! At least they will hit you! HA!

@BanisherOfSouls:

now if you ever SHUT up
and acully
ATTACK
we might be able to prove
you wrong
^.^
cause we all know i can't
doge it,
but we all know that you
can't HIT me
^.^

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Yes. I had just gotten it done this morning. What do you expect, I'm Swiss. Now I must be off to gather me peons see you in a few wekks. *few weeks later, both found at the park with hard core music playing and stormy weather* *we begin talking like chezzy marital art movie actors* HA! You cannot escape my attack. My attack is an attack that's not able to dodge. HAHA!

@BanisherOfSouls:

HA!!!
wuess!
dunno wanna ruin your
manacure????

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

HA! Iwouldn't say such words. But yes I AM SCARED!! But that's what I have peons for. To do all the dirty work for me. MUHAHAHAHA! Fear my peons!

@BanisherOfSouls:

riiiiight
we all know you ph34r me
and dunno want to
take me on
cause you know i'll pwn your
sox off!!!
XD
admit it
or afraind of me

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

NO! That's not the reason why. It's because it would be way to easy to do it myself. I need someone else to kill you for my own entertainment. MUHAHAHAHAHA! I don't want to get blood on my new Swiss outfit. That's why I need another assistant.

@BanisherOfSouls:

*smaks with news paper*
We all know
that you would rather
kill me yoruself
but you can't because
you ph34r my l33t skill!!!
(not really)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Yeah. I guess so. Aldo, YOU'RE FIRED! *Aldo walks away in shame* Well, it looks like I'm gonna need to put an ad in the paper before I can kill you. Oh well. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN! MUHAHAHAHA!

@BanisherOfSouls:

maybe you should
put an add in the
paper or somthiing?
either that or stand on the
sidewalk with a sign
"help wanted"
...
either way someone is
bound to super
ninja kick you in the skull
*shruggs*

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

AH HA! You'll never find him! He's hidden in a secret hiding place! *other Swiss hiding behind shopping cart* IDIOT! Go hide somewhere else! It's hard to find good help these days.

@BanisherOfSouls:

...
now i wanna cheese...
damnm you Swiis!!!
but i love you...
so very much...
damn yous....
damn yous........
*stricks dramitic pose*
damn j00!!!!
...
wait
wheres teh other swiss person??

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

MUHAHAHAHA! I am now completely Swiss. I will destroy you! MUHAHAHA! Lets get her Swiss brother!

@BanisherOfSouls:

*runs away*

@kisskiss-bangbang:

I... can't!!! I'm.... One of them.... now! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! RUNNNNN!! *tries to fight Swiss transformation* I can't control it.... much longer. WATCH OUT!!!

@BanisherOfSouls:

...
damn
now who is going to
help me detroy the swiss
if there one
of them?
...
wait!
i'm sure i can brainwash-
wait
no that would fail
he dunno have no brain no
more
...
damn

RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!
*runsaway*

matt

@blueangel110:

Yep! I figured that out when I went to your world. I'm writing right now.

@blueangel110:

SWEET! I feel special now. HAHA!

@kisskiss-bangbang:

AAAHHHHH!! Stoopid Swiss in a cougar suit! COME HERE! *Grabs Swiss by the throat* WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! *Swiss bites arm* OW! Hey.... What's happening?! *transforms into a Swiss*

@BanisherOfSouls:

i am canadian
we die than come back
to life than die gaain
XD
either that or this handy dandy
respawn buntton hi have
;p

haha
you made friends with a cyborg cougar
XD
now heres a twist we
DIDN'T expect

HOLY CRAP ITS THW SWISS IN A SUIT!!
O.oxim
RUUUUN AWAAAAAAY!!!!

yes i am indeed
STILL dead

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

How can you die again? Your already dead. So that would make you an undead dead. That doesn't make any sense. Here you stoopid cougar. You can have my leg. Just don't go around infecting everyone else. You got it! *cougar is pleased and shakes his head* Good cougar. *pats on head and gives leg to him*

@BanisherOfSouls:

dooood
give him yoru leg
he might like you
...
...
maybe
csue you DEFF missed throwing
teh dun at him
*looks at cyborg cougar*
yup
and he looks HUNGY!!!
WOO~IE!

*dies again*

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

OH NNNOOOOO! I didn't shoot you! Why are you looking at me? She did it! *points to Matt but cougar looks angry at me* Hey! There's still bullets in the gun! YAY! I'm saved! *loads gun and shoots at cougar but misses every shot*..... Wow! I have really bad accuracy! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! *throws gun at cougar*

@BanisherOfSouls:

to bad the mail ws the here
before ,me
BEWHAHHAHA
*shots cougr in eye and runs like hell*
it can't kill him
but it can STUN him!!!
*dumps mgnum .44 in Bob's (thts you) lap*
SICK EM CYBORG COUGAR!!
HE SHOT YOU!!!
HE SHOT YOU!!
..
...
..
i JUST realized that i dunno hve
arm no more...
damn
*psses out from lack of blood*

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

AAAAAHHHH! *screams like a little girl and runs* STOOPID COUGAR! Go kill Matt. She tastes better than me. You already know what I taste like. *cougar stops and thinks* I thought so. *cougar goes after Matt* MUHAHAHAHA!

@BanisherOfSouls:

its the CYBORG COUGAR!!
it can't DIE!!!
its IMPOSSIBLE!!!
not highly improbable
IMPOSSIBLEE
O.oxim
*runs away and hids in reandom locker*
RUn LITTLE MN!!!
RUUUUUUUUUUN

matt

@blueangel110:

We all love you too. NOW GET OFF! HAHA! lol. We never want you to leave. you're one of us now! *evil cult chant in the background* HEHEHE!

@kisskiss-bangbang:

What! I thought I just killed you? NONONO! Don't come over here. *whips out bazooka8 DIE COUGAR! *fires at cougar* HEHEHE!..... WHAAA! How did I miss him. *cyborg cougar looks angry at me*..... Uh oh.

@BanisherOfSouls:

i hate you
so very much

...
idea!!!
*takes out rubbing
alchohol from back
pouket
quike!!
teh cyborg cougar is back!!!
*points behond yous*
O.oxim

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

MUHAHAHAHAHA! Taste the wrath of my EVIL sharpies! Eat the bubble gum pink! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now to draw my insignia on your face. *draws a Nazi monkey* MUHAHAHA! My German heritage will be permanently be colored on your face.

I really don't like the smell of nail polish that much. It burns my nose when my mom puts it on. It's like taking a bottle of rubbing alcohol and pouring it down your nose to me.

@BanisherOfSouls:

but that wasn't meeeee!!!
i swear!!!!
it was that man in the
cornor!!!!!
Comeone!!!
you beleive me!!
...
don't you?
...
...
wait...
w-what are you doing...
no
no don't you dare...
NU ANYTHUNG BUT THE
BUBBLE GUM PINK!!!
ANUTHING
T_T_T_T_T_T

hehe
i love the smell of
nail polish too
XD

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

REVENGE for drawing on my face in another comment a long time ago. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Stoopid unconsciousness. I don't really know why I love the scent of sharpies. I like the ones that have to different smells like Banana and Chocolate. I makes me want to eat them.

@BanisherOfSouls:

oooohhh
ar ethey smellie????
i love sharpies!!!
and i REALLY love the
SMAELLY ONES
XD
*waves around for the sharpies*
...
wait
revenge for WHAT?

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Fweh! *wipes foehead* That was a close one. Now that your blind... *whips out sharpie markers* REVENGE!!!!! *begins drawing on face* MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

@BanisherOfSouls:

...
now here i would narmoly
say somthing like
"IT WAS MY EYE STUPID!!!"
and poke your eyes out
but since i can't see you
your safe
...
...
...
FOR NOW!!!
MUHAHAHAHA
...
HA!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

WHAT?! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! Now I'm blind. Great. *runs and hits wall* Now I'm all disoriented. Thanks a lot. lol. At least I scared you for life. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

@BanisherOfSouls:

...
*hits over head with garbage can*
BWAHAHAHA
...
i think i just like abusing you
and your EVIL thoughts!!!
T_T
SCARED for LIFE!!!!!
T_T
*stabs eye with pencil*

matt

@blueangel110:

So, why did you join this site? I'm guessing a friend told you about a site where you can post your work for people to see and comment on. Well, at least you know what an otaku is now. We're all crazy strange people! HAHA!

@Teapot Domescam:

You bet he is! HAHA! He's my idol. I wanna grow up to be a guy who just lays around and peaks into womens locker rooms for 'research.' What a great guy. lol.

@kisskiss-bangbang:

HEY NO PROBLEM! You need more scary thoughts in your head anyways. MUHAHAHAHA! Anywho, fan people are a little weird. I wonder what they do with those pictures? *squints eyes and smiles*

@blueangel110:

Well then that still makes you an otaku. You still like an anime. Maybe your not CRAZY about anime but at least you like one show. In my book, your an otaku. Unless you don't want me to label you as one? HAHA! BECOME ON OF US!

fan peaople are scary...
them and their weird twisted
fantacys...
T_T
*hangs head in hands*
scared for life
now THANKSSS!!
-.-

matt

@blueangel110:

HAHA! Yeah, you should post something like "If you talk to me about anime or manga, I will personally destroy your face!" Then nobody would talk to you about it. lol.

@blueangel110:

Why don't you just say "I'm not that in to anime and manga." Maybe you should put that as a post in a world so everybody knows then. I guess it is really weird when people ask you things you don't know about. I hate that feeling. HAHA!

@blueangel110:

Really? Huh. I would have never guessed. Oh well. I guess nobody says you have to watch anime to draw it. lol. It's ok. It's kind of an automatic thing to talk about anime and manga on this site.

@blueangel110:

Nah. I really don't like the Naruto series either. Just the Shippuden one where they get older and have better moves. So what anime do you watch?

@blueangel110:

Yeah! DDDUUUUUHHHHHH!! HAHA! In the the first series shes 12. Shippuden, shes 15. Tell me if I'm wrong but that's what I know. Kind of weird tho think about isn't it? HAHA!

@Teapot Domescam:

Good thing to know. I really didn't think they would but you know how some of these authors are putting weird things into their mangas and animes. I'm glad he's not a pervert like most! Although he did put Pervy Sage in there! HAHA! Yes I know his real name other than that one.

@:

Good to hear. I really didn't want to see that anyway. That would be creepy when you turn the page and all of the sudden they're both butt naked! I would kill the author if he ever did that. Thank God that never happens!

@TheDarkAngel:

OH THANK GOD! I really didn't want to turn the pages of my manga and see them getting it on. I would burn that book and never read it again. That would just be horrible. Why would Sakura be paired up with Pein? That sounds a little weird too me. I don't know but thank you fo telling me this in advanced.