@kisskiss-bangbang:

...... *surrounded by zombies now. Ughhhhh..... *gulp* Hehe. Hi guys. *zombies begin piling on top of me* AHHHH!! AHHHH!! UHGGHGHGGHHHHHHH!! AAHHHHUGHHGUGUHUHUHUGUGRRRLRRLLAAAAAA!!! Why did you leave me here to die?!! WHY?!!!!

@BanisherOfSouls:

Dear Bob

Matt has ran away for her life so us, her devoted peons, have deleverd this messgage to you so you know. We are dearly sorry for any incovenence that this messgae may have caused you.

If you wish to send Matt a message, please forward to the given adress.

Thank you, Matt's devoted peons.

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Hey mom! Hey dad! Who's it been sense your were killed? *begins moaning zombie noises* Well that's great to hear! Well, you guys are zombies now and you're probably gonna eat me aren't you? *all zombies nod heads* I thought so. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!

@BanisherOfSouls:

NEVA foo!!
you be evil to me
now i get REVENGE!!!!!
*horde of zombies appers over hill*
O.oxim
crap yoru relitives are here!!!
run a awaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!!
*books it under rock*

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

HAHA! You got mauled too. *monkey angry cause he got mauled* What are you doing monkey? *monkey begins beating me senseless* OH NO! I'M SORRY MONKEY! HELP ME!

@BanisherOfSouls:

HA!
now who sucks at not
only riding TIGERS
but summaning MONKEYS!!!!
HA!!
*poits and laughs before tiger beings to muel self*
GAAAHHHH!!!

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

HAHA! You fail at riding horses! Now, feel my tiger riding skills! Come tigaaaaaaaahhhhhHHH!!! *tiger mauls me* GET OFF OF ME!! I AM YOUR MASTER!!! Monkey! Attack!! *monkey jumps on tiger only to be mauled too* AAAAAAHHHHHH!

@BanisherOfSouls:

...
rounds not over till
fat lady sings FOO!!!
and i hot her!!!
*holds up fat lady's head*
BWHAHAHAHA

fine!!!
i'm flamen
UKRAN!!!
PH34R MY UBER FANTAIC
HORSE RIDING
ABILITIE!!!!!
*gets run over by horse*
...
-.-

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

SCOTTISH... Ow.... ARE JUST AS.... OW... STOOPID! *somehow gets knocked off the escalator* How did I.... MONKEY! You came to save me! *hugs monkey* HA! I win this round. Muhahahaha!

@BanisherOfSouls:

I'M NOT FREWNCH YOU IDIOT!!!
I'M...
*stops and thinks*
SCOTTISH!!!!!
*tosses lit beer can at bob*

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

NNNNNOOOOO.. OW....OOOOOOOOOOO.. OW.... OOOOOO!!!!!!! STOOPID.. OW... ESCALATOR... OW!!!! You.....OW...... Dirty....OW.... French... OW!!

@BanisherOfSouls:

*evil laught*
HUHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHEHEHWEWEEWWWAWAWAEWHWHWHWQEWEWEAWWAHWHEHEWHAEWE
*air breck here*
-HEHEHEHHAHAHWEWEEWWAWAWWHWHEHWEWAWHEHEHEH
NEEEEVEEEER!!!!!
*runs away laughing*
...
wait a minute
*comes back and turned ecalotor off*
funner this way
*turns it on revere*
BWHAHAHAHAH
*runs away*

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Stoopid.. Ow.... Escalator.. Ow! *can't stop going down escalator* STOP.. OW.. this... OW... THING!

@BanisherOfSouls:

...
*throw dictonary at head*
COME BACK HEE YOUS!!!!
*does flying ninja kick to head*
JUST BECAUSE I IS FRENCH
DOESN"T MEAN I STILL
CAN"T PWN YOUR A$$!!!!
*sprays hair with puck orange dye*
YOU IS GOEN DOOOOWN
*pnts down escalator*
;p

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

BUT! You are still French, no? HA! America is better than Canada. We have states and you have PROVINCES!! AHAHAHAHA! Wow. That wasn't really funny at all.... *walks away with head down*

@BanisherOfSouls:

...
cram it foo befreo i sick
adens dog on you!!
;p

america...
usa...
hhmmmmm
yea i think i know
where that is
...
thats below canada right?

yea i'm only a littke
french
...
like a LITTLE little...
yea?
yea?

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Maybe if you weren't French then you would be able to pronounce English words better. HAHA! South Carolina.. is... in.. A-MER-I-CA. The U..S...A!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!!

@BanisherOfSouls:

awwwww
sucky man
where ever this...
plce that you spek of is...

no no see
i hae ther LNGUGEE!!!
...
dmn keyboard!
*LANGUAGE
>.<
see what happens when you
type in teh dark??
theings go DEATH....

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

ME? I live in South Carolina but I'm from Florida. It really sucks here. Everybody's a drunk pot smoking redneck. So if you hate French, then you obviously hate yourself.

@BanisherOfSouls:

WOOT
...
wait where is YOU
from yo?
cause i got no clue
in teh clues closet
>.<

yes
french is not my
fav
>.<
and i'm FRENCH
T_T

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Who needs French anyways? They all hate Americans anyways. English is the best %$#? language EVA!

@BanisherOfSouls:

yes
ph34r the french
and their amazing abilitys

SHUT UP MAN
>.<
i hate french
...
i will stick to english
and l33t
for THOSE i can speak!!
BWAHAHAH

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

They gave me good looking hair so that nobody would suspect that I'm being mind controlled. The Swiss really know how to make good hair. HA! Your French and you failed French class. I laugh at you in a snooty French accent. Ouhohoho! Wi Wi! Or maybe it's We We! I have no freakin clue.

@BanisherOfSouls:

no
yoru hair is your only
saving grace
XD

i'm what...
half scotish, irish
Ukrane...
native...
uhhhhhhh
french >.<
i failed thta class..
^.^'

ph34r you hair cause it
was made in Swizerland
and is amazing
RANDOM XD

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

HA! I'm 50% German. Does that mean I fail? NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!! Good thing I have good looking hair. It's like my helmet.

@BanisherOfSouls:

hehehe
you have fallen for my
trap!
...
AGAIN!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHA
MUHHEHEHEEHAHAHAHAHAWWEWEWEWWAWAWAWWHWHEEHWEHAHAEWA!!!!
*foughfough*
hold on here
*hack*
*ahem*
MUHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHWEWEWWAWAWAWWEWHAWEAWWAWEWEWHWHWHWAWAWHEWHAAW!!!!!!

*evil grin*
dunno worry
i let you live cause i
like yoru hair
*pats on head*

random fact: The Germans
never invaded the Swiss 'cause
of teh SwissGuard could have pwned
their butts if they
entred teh war
...
i think

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

How do you know that? Are you working for the Swiss?! NNNNOOOOOO! You tricked me into believing you! James Bond and his hair would never let this happen! WHYYYYYYY?!!!!

@BanisherOfSouls:

wow
tahts is good
i need to be at least 200 ft
away to make my shots
sitiing green with envy
XD
...
cept James Bonds
hair doesn't make you do
evil things...

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

I would be dumb enough to work for you. Let me get my sniper rifle. I can hit targets from 2ft away with pinpoint accuracy. Yeah. I'm that good. *stands in a cool pose* I'll be the next James Bond.

@BanisherOfSouls:

my plans ushally amount
to shoting every one in sight
and that ushally fails cause
i kill all teh improtand people
...
maybe i could just
hire someone to
do all teh planing
and than kil them after words...
yea...
i like taht...

but whos dumb enough to
work for me??

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

It's a conspiracy! They don't want you to know. You must destroy the Swiss! You're gonna need a plan first.

@BanisherOfSouls:

i didn't see
its was teh swiss!
THEY made me do it!
they made me DO IT ALLLLLLL!!!
AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
*stiks dramitic pose*
T_T

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

Why do you disrespect my arm like that? I'd rather you wear as a necklace than draw on it. It's not a cast!

@Teapot Domescam:

Really? Maybe I should do it more often. It needs to burn in your head. HAHA!

@:

Nah. I know that. I get that all the time. I see it every time I look in the mirror. HAHAHA! FEAR DA BROW!!! Nice to meet you. The names Donny btw. *throws a monkey on you* HAHA!

@BanisherOfSouls:

ye ai didn't like that arm there
but now i can doole
on it with this handy dany
pen over here
that ocmes in pretty colours!!
*whips out sharpie*
XD

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

I'm a little charred, b ut I think I'm ok. *brushes ashes and arm off*....... You burnt my arm to ashes! Oh well. Time to get another one anyways. HAHA!

@BanisherOfSouls:

...
O.oxim
have NOT heard that
in AGES!!!!!
XD
I LOVE IT!!!
*happy dance*

oh wait,
your dead now?...
...
...
...
*doeas happy dance still*
WOOOT

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

OH NO!!! You're gonna shoot a fireball at me?! No wait it's a Kamehameha blast. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *annihilated*

@BanisherOfSouls:

DOOOOOD
you have a BRAIN!!!
O.oxim
thast AMAZING!!!!!!!!11
XD

bwahaha
i have a Mana haircut
XD
ph34r teh visual Kei-ness

matt

@kisskiss-bangbang:

It's even got a mind of it's own. "Why are you telling them this. YOU FOOL!! I'll make you do crazy things!" *hairdo makes me shove finger in nose* 'HAHA! Fell your brain!" NNNNNNOOOOOO!!! Anything but that!!!

@BanisherOfSouls:

wooooow
they have a NAME
for THAT?
...
thats speacil...
veeery speacil

matt

@:

Feel my Eyebrow Lifting POWER!!!

@kisskiss-bangbang:

You better believe it! I got me a fauxhawk. Yeah, that's what my hairdo is called. Pretty freakin sweet isn't it? It would look better if I got a hair cut. HAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHA
...
HA!!
nice hair dood!
XD

oh yea
way to go
you da master right
after aden
XD

matt

@blueangel110:

Nobody can resist the allure of Da Brow!!!