It's my life.

Therefore, I will continue to eat as much junkfood as I want. I will continue to believe there are aliens. I will continue to watch my 'Japanese cartoons'. I will continue to live in my own little world. And I will continue to be different than yous!
Love, your son,
YOU CAN'T HAVE MY NAME.

For those who don't know, the name is Billy.

For those who don't understand this, it's best if you don't.

Though it's pretty much clear here what exactly is going on.

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