@TimeChaser:

It would truly be society's first dystopia, worthy of the bleakest English novel or film.

@Pleiades Rising:

I'm not sure she'd have any animals at her command. I imgaine if it really lived up to its name, "Sarah Palin's Alaska" would be a place where all the ice and snow has melted and there's rampant oil drilling everywhere. No animals in sight for hundreds of miles.

When you command an army of moose, you fear no bears.

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Yeah, that too. As if that wasn't enough of a straw breaking the camel's back. Polygamy and Sarah Palin. A horrifying combination.

@TimeChaser:

Bear Grylls gives a very compelling eulogy.

@Nehszriah:

Eh, I'd be willing to sacrifice some comedy material to rid the world if someone like her. :P

@Neko Nana Mode:

Best. Synopsis. Ever.

I don't really understand the woman's need to expose herself in every public outlet available, but there are definitely other people in the world who need to be eaten by a bear first. Like Paris Hilton. *brick'd*

A bear won't eat Palin, because Colbert shall swoop in and slay the bear in gallant fashion... because with her gone there'll be less material to work with.

Sarah Palin Vs Nature. The hot new show this winter. It'll be the best 3 episodes and one funeral of your life.

Not until the bear eats Nancy Grace. He can't have his dessert if he hasn't finished his meal yet.

"With any luck, a bear will eat Palin."
With any luck, yeah. . .oAo

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This doesn't have anything to do with politics, mine or hers. I dislike Sarah Palin because I think she's a rotten person. But then I guess the more rotten you are, the more likely you are to get your own TV series.