@sunachick:

*Zips mouth shut*
I KNOW! I READ!

@Puppet Mistress:

Then I'll find out for myself...muahahahaha...
I POSTED PART ONE!!! YAY ME!

@sunachick:

I'LL. NEVER. TELL.

@Puppet Mistress:

Aah. That makes sense.
But I'm still curious...TT3TT

@sunachick:

A crumpet is a british biscuit!
I'll never tell...

@Puppet Mistress:

What in the beep is a crumpet?
And how is Kankuro inside a crumpet?

@sunachick:

I'M A CRUMPET NOT A PERSON.
*Swallows Pillow*

@Puppet Mistress:

...Dude, ipecac makes people puke.
OH NOEZ!! Poor Kuro-kun!!!! *feeds you a pillow*
Kankuro: Owie...

@sunachick:

*Swallows it whole and it hits Kankuro on the head* Just because you're trying to feed me my favourite foods does not mean you can hurt Kankuro!

That's what YOU think! *forcefeeds you ipecac*

@sunachick:

I didn't take him back, but Kankuro is still, and forever will be MINE.

@Puppet Mistress:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Whoa, whoa, I never gave you permission to take him back!!!

@sunachick:

Kankuro's never coming out! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
O.O I'M SORRY SASORI!

@Puppet Mistress:

Fine. Tell me when you horf him up. C'mon, Sasori-kun!
Sasori: NO! WAIT! SWALLOW ME AGAIN!!! *SCREAM*

@sunachick:

*Coughs up Sasori* Mmmmmmmm... *Talks with mouth full* You can haff Sasowi, ut not Wanwuwo...

@Puppet Mistress:

*sniffle* I thought we were friends...I feel so betrayed...*sobsobcrycry*

@sunachick:

*Shakes head* MM MM (I said Uh uh)

@Puppet Mistress:

Okay, here's my Other Rule For Sharing:
UNZIP YOUR F***ING MOUTH!!!

@sunachick:

*Zips mouth shut*

@Puppet Mistress:

Okay, I'll teach you Suna's Rules For Sharing!
RULE NUMBER ONE:
Give me my babies or I'll tie you to a tree and chop it down. And I am NOT even kidding.
That's all the rules.

@sunachick:

I don't hate you... I'm just not good at sharing O.O

@Puppet Mistress:

Why?! Why do you hate me?! *sniffle*

@sunachick:

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!

@Puppet Mistress:

*cuddles plushies for a bit, then gets bored* Give 'em. NOOOOOW.
(Isn't it?!)

@sunachick:

*Throws Gaara at her sister* I'll kidnap him for you later Chey!
Chey: OKAY!
(YES! THAT IS AWESOME!)

@Puppet Mistress:

These will keep me occupied for now...but you can keep Gaara.
(Yes, that one.)

@sunachick:

*Gives you Kankuro, Sasori, and Gaara Plushies... =]*
(The random conversations between you and me? LOL)

@Puppet Mistress:

GOSHDARN YOU!!! When ARE you going to barf them up? I want my teddy bears!! *cries and throws a fit*
(BTW, I'm starting a world for the story I'm writing. Should be up soon.)

@sunachick:

Didn't you see before? I can cough them up whenever I want! Not whenever YOU want Suna! X) (Plus the boxers that are on them now are in me =^-^=)

@Puppet Mistress:

I dunno, 'cuz you can't make out with them if they're in your stomach?Whatever, I'm STILL not sharing!

@sunachick:

I have THEM. Why would I need their underwear?

@Puppet Mistress:

Oh really?! Well then *holds up pairs of their underwear* Then I guess I won't be sharing THESE then!!!!

@sunachick:

I'll never tell! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

@Puppet Mistress:

ME, THAT'S WHO!!! NOW WHERE DID YOU PUT THEM?!

@sunachick:

Who wants to know?!

@Puppet Mistress:

GOSHDARN YOU!! Where are they, really?!

@Puppet Mistress:

See below!
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@sunachick:

DECOYS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

@sunachick:

Or else what?! *Glitters and disappears*

@Puppet Mistress:

*poofs into your stomach, gets them and poofs out* XP So there!!

@Puppet Mistress:

YOU DO NOT WIN!! Horf them up or else!

@sunachick:

I win!
(Yes they are still in my tummy... and my body turns poison into Dr. Pepper... so I only feel a yummy soda sensation!)

@Puppet Mistress:

Aaaw, no way!! Not fair!! (Are they STILL in your stomach? I think Sasori's poison would've given you indigestion by now...)

@sunachick:

*Doesn't poof, but glitters and disappears*

@Puppet Mistress:

GRR! IF YOU DON'T STOP POOFING I'LL...I'LL POOF TOO!!!

@sunachick:

*Poof poof* Teehee!
(How's that coming along? Lol

@Puppet Mistress:

FINE! GAWD!
(THEY ARE!)

@sunachick:

I heard you. *Poof*
(AREN'T THEY?!)

@Puppet Mistress:

GOSHDARNIT, I SAID STOP POOFING!!!!
(Okay, cool. Jellybeans are yummy.)

@sunachick:

*POOF. POOF. POOF!*
(Yessssssssssssssss)

@Puppet Mistress:

DO IT OR I WILL STRAP YOU TO A TREE AND THEN CHOP IT DOWN!!!
(Like, in the intro to the story you're eating them?)

@sunachick:

*Poof* NEVAH!
(I want to start out eating Jelly beans!)

@Puppet Mistress:

STOP POOFING!! COME BACK WITH MY MEN!!!
(Sometimes I need help...can I get some ideas?)

@sunachick:

*Poof poof poof*
(You do it... I'm not good at writing!)

@Puppet Mistress:

OH, SAYS YOU!!! THEY'RE MINE!!!!!!!
(We should!)

@sunachick:

THEY ARE MINE!
(We probably could!)

@Puppet Mistress:

Grr!! I SAID COME BACK!!!!!
DON'T WORRY, YOU TWO!! HELP IS ON THE WAY!!!!
(Goodness, we could write a fanfic about this...)

@sunachick:

*Poofs poofs poofs*

@Puppet Mistress:

Dangit, come back here with my lovers!! *has chainsaw*

@sunachick:

*Poof*

@Puppet Mistress:

You better! Or I'll get my chainsaw!

@sunachick:

*Shakes head* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!

@Puppet Mistress:

Your men?! You said we could share Kuro-kun, now HORF HIM UP!!!

@sunachick:

BACK OFF MY MEN THEN!

@Puppet Mistress:

Darn you!! Do you WANT this to turn into a shojo manga, woman?!

@sunachick:

*Poofs*

@Puppet Mistress:

Aah! I'll save you, my darlings! *gets axe*

@sunachick:

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO! They are already in my lower intestine! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

@Puppet Mistress:

HEY!! Spit them out!! *gives you Heimlich maneuver*

@sunachick:

*Comes back to life* And technically I never died since these two girls put a magic spell on me that forbid me from dying or getting hurt! MUAHAHAHAHA! *Swallows Sasori and Kankuro*

@Puppet Mistress:

Well, I'm not sure how I did that exactly...wait...if you're dead...then that means Kankuro and Sasori are MINE! ALL MINE!! *evil laughter*

@sunachick:

>.<

You're the one who hugged me!

@Puppet Mistress:

Yay, hugs!! I love hugs!!
Wait...how does one hug a ghost?

@sunachick:

LOL *Is hugged*

@Puppet Mistress:

(>^^)> *hug*

@sunachick:

=^-^=

@Puppet Mistress:

I gathered...

@sunachick:

*Ghostly giggles* Everything

@Puppet Mistress:

YUCK!! What is WRONG with you, woman?!

@sunachick:

*Ghostly floats away, and gets a camel to drool on you*

...Do NOT make me revive you and kill you again!!!

@sunachick:

*Drool drool drool!*

@Puppet Mistress:

EwewewwewEEEEWWWW!!!! Yucky.

@sunachick:

*Drools on you*

@Puppet Mistress:

Eww...that's kinda yucky.

@sunachick:

*Drools dead person drool*

@Puppet Mistress:

OMGZZ NOOOOOOO! I jinxed you!!

@sunachick:

*Is dead*

@Puppet Mistress:

Oh noez!! My friend is deeeead...wait a minute...*thinking*

@sunachick:

*Gets shot*