Gai had caluclated a new plan. A plan that would blow his eternal rival into pieces. He was heading to the club to test his new pick up lines.
In da club...
Gai: This has to work muhahahahahahaha! recieves many looks
ATTEMPT #1
Gai: *Approaches girl* excuse me do you have a map because I got lost in your eyes
Girl: *Hands him a map and walks away*
Gai: *Sweatdrop* rejection is minor!
ATTEMPT #2
Gai:What's your name and what's your sign I'm a Virgo?
Haku: Ummm I'm a boy
Gai: *Blushes.* oh sorry
ATTEMPT #3
Gai: Are you a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you
Kurenai: Uhh Gai? What are you talking about?
Gai: Will you be my girlfriend?
Kurenai: No..I'm with Asuma.
Gai: Lose the hero and get with the hero! *Does nice guy pose.*
Asuma: *Death glare.* What did you say Gai?
Gai: Ummmmm, whatever I didn't mean it! *Runs away for his life.*
Gai: Excuse me miss...
Girl: You freak! *Pepper sprays him.*
Gai: Ahhhhhhhh my eyes! My precious eyes!
After 10 min of excruciating pain...
Gai: Forget the manuals! I'm doing this my way!
Gai: Hello my name is...
Girl:EEEEEEEK A MURDERER D-D-DONT COME NEAR ME I HAVE A G-GUN!
Gai: Wait i was...
*Girl shoots gai.*
Gai: Ahh the burn! I wont cry a man does not cry!
*Gai limps all the home.*
END
