Ch.3
As soon Gai stomped off, Kakashi stood there wondering why he had done this in the first place. He considered backing out, but his dignity would be crushed even MORE.
Kakashi: Where do I find a girl? Heh heh, I got it!
An hour later he found Gai reading a book of cheesy pickup lines.
Gai: Have you found someone already? NOOOOO! My eternal rival can't beat me!
Kakashi: This is Sakura. She's a girl and she's my friend. Do I win?
Gai: When I said girlfriend, I meant as in dating.
Kakashi: I see. Sakura, will you be my girlfriend?
Sakura: (blushing) Well...Um... sensei? Ah... I have t-to go to the place...Yeah the place!
*Sakura begins running away very fast.*
Kakashi: Hm. Back to the drawing board.
Somewhere in the village...
Kakashi: You over there. What's your name?
Blonde girl: Ino.
Kakashi: Would you be my girlfriend?
Ino: That depnds. Did you ask sakura?
Kakashi: Yeah, your point?
Ino: There's no way forehead girl was asked before me!
Kakashi: Listen, I'll pay you ten bucks if you pretend to be my girlfriend.
Ino: Deal.
Later...
Kakashi: See Gai, this is Ino.
Gai: Do you even know her last name?
Kakashi: uuhh... no?
Gai: THAN HOW COULD SHE POSSIBLY BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Gai: Grrrr! New rule: no students
Kakashi: That's no fair! You asked one of your students, too!
Ino: Hey, I want my money!
*Gai glares at Kakashi as he hands Ino the cash.*
Kakashi: Heh heh heh...
Gai: Eternal rival, I shall bewilder you! With my silky smooth hair, bright teeth, and great fashion sense no one could resist me!
*Gai does a nice guy pose.*
Kakashi: Whatever you say, Gai, whatever you say...
