Hi I'm Dranzerstorm
You may remember me as a regular contestant on the caption battle contest.
Welcome to Retro Retrospective, my world dedicated to the old guard of the Otaku world; expect some reviews of the old & obscure, and in-depth geeky knowledge with the occasional top ten and I now have a logo.

Little info about me
Well I'm British and I'm in to all things animated and nostalgia.
I've grown up with every cartoon going and have watched hundreds of anime.
Oh and to answer a question I was asked once, no I don't wear glasses in real life, I would wear Loke's sunglasses though.

Armitage III Review

At least this thriller is better.

Police Detective Ross Sylibus is transferring to Mars to begin a new part of his life following the death of his partner at the hands of an android. Androids in this universe were fundamental in the terraforming of Mars and already the world is prospering with the 2nd Generation of Androids.
Back to the plot, Ross is given a new partner in Naomi Armitage and already they have to investigate a murder case of a popular Country Singer, but a shocking discovery is made when said singer turns out to be an android; the culprit later reveals the existence of a third generation of androids simply known as thirds who are so life like that they can pass for humans, to complicate things Naomi is one as well. Now Ross and Naomi must stop the murders of other thirds and solve the mystery of why these androids are being targeted.
After Spiral left me feeling bitter, Armitage left me with a better written story to digest, it features great aesthetics and a deep cast of characters led by Naomi and Ross who have great chemistry, it plays on all the strengths of the cyberpunk world and plays all the right notes in achieving it's desired ending.
The dub goes the extra mile by hiring big talent, especially in the Poly Matrix feature that re-tells the story in a smaller format.
Both the short series and Poly Matrix have their advantages, the plot is easier to follow in the tv series but the movie benefits from better animation and voice talent. Dual Matrix I've not seen which acts as the sequel, may review that another day.
Final Verdict: A good anime with a good eye for cyberpunk, I say try the movie first and if you want to know more try the TV series.

Spiral: Suiri no Kizuna Review

Warning - Rant incoming.

Ayumu has a brilliant mind but his older brother Kiyotaka was even more incredible leading Ayumu to be introverted and self doubting, this gets worst when Kiyotaka goes missing when he investigated the Blade Children.
But when murders start happening around Ayumu relating to the Blade Children, Ayumu becomes intent on solving the mystery behind Kiyotaka and the Blade Children aided by enigmatic reporter Hiyono, but the Blade Children are keen to test Ayumu to see if he really is the one to save them.
I'm going to just say it, this is the worst anime of the 00s. How I judge bad is dependent on a few factors, and Spiral falls under, competent anime trying way too hard. The problem is, the Blade Children are shown to be twisted freaks of nature who aren't afraid to murder just to hide their secret but the way they challenge Ayumu breaks one of the fundamental rules of mystery thrillers which is the payoff. Spiral fails at this by making it clear way too early that Kiyotaka is pulling the strings, hardly a spoiler as it's made obvious as early as the first 7 episodes that he is, so they resort to an insulting twist near the end that ruins any integrity the story had left. What makes it worst is that Ayumu frequently lampshades the fact that the Blade Children are trying way too hard to challenge him to these games of death when a handgun could do the job much quicker.
It's a pity really as it started so well and it is impressive how Ayumu gets round some of the challenges but it's undermined by the fact that his brother is an ass hole for setting all this up, I feel sorry for Madoka.
Dub is fine, Ayumu and Hiyono were the best of an otherwise regular bunch of voice talents.
Final Verdict: A poorly written mystery that insults the viewer the more it goes on.

Kaleido Star Review

Few more to run this week, let's do this.

Sora Naegino dreams of one day being on the Kaleido stage, a circus inspired by the real life French Canadian Cirque De Soleil.
Now she is old enough, she auditions to join the troupe but a series of unfortunate events hamper her on the way to the top. Betrayals, comedy, reluctant performers, bitchy rivals, tears and copious amounts of drama bombs all take place on the Kaleido stage under the fortunes and predictions of the Spirit of the Stage.
Drama bomb is definitely the right term for this, while spectacularly animated and choreographed to a high degree, every episode comes with it's own drama which can either make you cry or really feel sorry for Sora. A lot of people are really mean spirited with some people being easier to forgive than others, May Wong being the worst offender who really pushes all the buttons for worst character.
While the dub is well done it suffers from being a bit melodramatic however some moments can really be phenomenally performed by the voice cast.
Final Verdict: Probably the most spectacular looking anime but it's easily hampered by soap opera plots that get too heavy on the drama bombs.

Ground Defence Force Mao-Chan Review

Okay, now for something that doesn't suit the manga artist.

Earth is under attack from cute aliens that resemble stuffed toys. Worried that fighting them with the usual tanks and guns would make Earth look like bullys, Earth's Defence Force seniors turn to their Granddaughters by making them magical girls. Mao, Misora and Sylvia make up the Ground Self Defence Force defending Japan from Land, Air and Sea; led by long suffering Colonel and obvious Naru lookalike Kagome.
Ken Akamatsu seems the least likeliest manga artist to do this kind of show and yet, he did and at least learned some restraint considering his history.
Mao-Chan plays with the magical girl trope well, it understands how ridiculous the premise can be and plays with it by using the military theme to it's advantage but the anime like much of Akamatsu's work is plagued by cheap animation and bizarre choices in dubbing.
While I've not seen the dub personally it does share a few directions from Love Hina which was already hit and miss mostly miss.
It's weird to say this but Mao-Chan is actually Akamatsu's best work.
Love Hina has aged poorly.
Negima is baffling.
Itsudatte My Santa is WTF.
A.I Love You rips off Ah My Goddess.
And the less said about UQ Holder the better.
Mao-Chan despite being a parody feels unique and disspells the myth that Akamatsu can only do ecchi by being heartwarming and silly further exhibited by the three main girls especially Sylvia.
Final Verdict: A surprisingly well rounded parody only let down by cheap animation.

Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch Review

Life is making posting difficult but this should start me off again.

Lucia, the Mermaid Princess of the North Pacific Ocean, saved a boy seven years prior to the story from a deadly tsunami, entrusting him with her Pink Pearl. Present day and Lucia tracks down the boy she loves, a surfer named Kaito but unable to tell him the truth, Lucia must try and help him remember. Meanwhile water demons attack the Sea Worlds, so it's up to Lucia and her friends to gather the remaining mermaid princesses to summon Sea Goddess Aqua Regina to save the Kingdom. They do so by transforming into idols and singing away the evil.
Back in the past, this was a guilty pleasure, it's a novelty to watch these girls perform which gets better when going up against singing villains, in fact the villain songs made my car playlist. But now, it's worst than I remember.
There's only so much of the same set pieces I can stand, the series is notoriously long and can be an absolute slog to sit through, there's nothing particularly wrong with much else, the character arcs are well written along with the characters themselves being very joyful; the Orange Mermaid Princess especially noteworthy for her performance. It's just too long.
It was meant to have a dub and it is finished just never released, the network still has the footage locked up.
There is one dub that does make the series so much better and that's the Italian dub version. Italy have a good record for shojo series and they gave Mermaid Melody some much needed justice.
Final Verdict: it's fine but way too long for a series that has too many set pieces, could easily shorten to 26 episodes from it's 91. Italian dub does improve the show.