Hi I'm Dranzerstorm
You may remember me as a regular contestant on the caption battle contest.
Welcome to Retro Retrospective, my world dedicated to the old guard of the Otaku world; expect some reviews of the old & obscure, and in-depth geeky knowledge with the occasional top ten and I now have a logo.

Little info about me
Well I'm British and I'm in to all things animated and nostalgia.
I've grown up with every cartoon going and have watched hundreds of anime.
Oh and to answer a question I was asked once, no I don't wear glasses in real life, I would wear Loke's sunglasses though.

Bocchi The Rock Review

Not sure how to feel about this.

Hitori is a socially bankrupt school girl, in trying to end her anxiety, she picks up the guitar and plays online under the alias Guitar Hero, three years later she makes no progress until one day she's scouted to join Kessoku Band, finally acquiring friends and earning the nickname Bocchi, Hitori now has to deal with the social aspects of having friends.
Bocchi feels like the ultimate relatable character, as an introvert myself who has a limit in people tolerance, Bocchi can be seen as a release, but considering this is a comedy and much of it coming from Bocchi's freakouts, it can come off as in extremely poor taste; the most infamous scene being the glitch scream which the actress did without sound editing when the thought of social media is presented to Bocchi although her answer is surprisingly accurate.
I'm very much in the middle ground for this as I can see it from both sides, to compare Bocchi to two other anime protagonists with similar traits; her anxiety feels less self inflicted than Tomoko from Watamote but no where near as sympathetic as Komi from Komi Can't Communicate, a season 2 should give us a good feel for where this series is going and how Bocchi will finish as a character.
No dub, but I doubt any actress could replicate that infamous glitch scream.
Final Verdict: I need more time to properly give this series a proper rating, for now it's at least enjoyable.

Saber Marionette J Review

It's been a while, review time.

On the colonised planet of Terra 2, only men exist, only six men survived the original landing and cloning tech has allowed the men to exist for 300 years, in Japoness, we join Otaru, an odd jobs guy who during a routine run in with unwanted boyfriend Hanagata, unlocks a female android called Lime known as a marionette, but unlike other marionettes, Lime has human emotions which arrives just in time to deal with an invasion from Gartland, joined by Cherry and Bloodberry, Otaru sets off to defeat Gartland preventing the invasion of Japoness, all the while learning the secrets behind the last remaining woman Lorelei and the secrets behind the maiden system that are also in the enemy marionettes.
True fact, this is the first manga I ever finished and it would take twenty years to finally watch the tv series, the show is an under rated under appreciated gem, it has quite an interesting lore and really begs the question of what really happens in an all male society and when you introduce the female gender in it's purest form and not the fakes the original marionettes were, it helps that we got the music of Megumi Hayashibara and the character designs are my favourite in all of anime for it's vibrant colours and pleasant aura, even the dub turned out reasonably good.
Unfortunately the further you go into the sequel series, the weaker it gets, so the first and maybe second season J to X should be plenty, all I'll say is, don't look up Saber Marionette Z.
Final Verdict: this should've been included in the essential 90s anime experience right up there with Slayers, Saint Tail, Wedding Peach and Outlaw Star, it's worth your time.

Seitokai Yakuindomo Review

I think this anime wants you to have sex.

Osai Academy goes co-ed allowing boys in for the first time, Tsuda on his first day gets scouted for the student council, Tsuda plays the straight man for the all girl trio of Shino the class president with a keen interest in sex jokes, Aria the rich girl who enables it and Suzu the genius who seems the only sane girl but has a severe height complex.
The bingo card of jokes including.
1. Reference to Japan's declining birthrate.
2. Teacher being thirsty for school boys.
3. A tampon joke.
4. Being caught off guard by the school press.
5. Phallic objects.
6. Height references for Suzu.
7. Aria's maid being creepy.
8. Aria's misunderstanding for basic life.
9. The judo student being the only wholesome one.
10. Tsuda's sister always going for the sex joke.
11. One girl with a fear of men.
And 12. A fake school rule to start the episode.
It's hard to binge watch only worth doing in small doses, alot of classic engrish jokes come from this anime.
If today's dubbers weren't so afraid to return to the jokes of old, this would be the best dub ever.
Final Verdict: You won't find much difference between episodes as most of them follow the same routines, but it's still hilarious.

Anime Review Quick Guide

To keep up with everything I've ever reviewed since the beginning I've produced a quick guide saying which Anime and Cartoons I've reviewed, a one line synopsis and now one line of good and bad. Debutante Detective Corps Five stupidly...

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Reborn As A Vending Machine Review

I now wander how this succeeded.

A young Japanese man is isekai'd into another world having been crushed by a vending machine, he ends becoming a vending machine in the next life, something he is not only an expert in but introduces this dungeon like world to the conveniences of vending machines having been found by strong huntress Lammis.
Named Boxxo by the people, Boxxo becomes an essential magic tool for all matter of dungeon crawling only limited by automated speech.
This by all means should've failed, it should've been the final nail in the Isekai genre but it's writing and world building is so tightly knit that it cannot be considered poorly made, I kinda feel robbed that this isn't the crazy crap fest the initial premise promised us but a competent fantasy story that has no business being given this kind of well built story.
Even the dub was given it's best offering.
Final Verdict: So well written you'll be disappointed that it's not as crazy as the premise made it sound.